Hey people, here they are, lol i know Kay-Kay went a little to angry and ghetto on the sisters but ya know...

oh and no offence to lesbians it's just iff you've seen Ouran high school episode 19! you will understand.

thanks for reading so far...please review!

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Kay-Kay sighed she was bored, she sat at her desk while a customer was talking. Suddenly the doors burst open,

"Oh look new customers"

"We the girls of St. Lobelia academy have come for our maiden"

"Who are these people?" Jay-Jay asked, The three girls swarmed her,

"Why look at this beauty, crafted by the gods" the tall girl, with short hair said, stroking Jay-Jays face. Kay-Kay appeared in front of her, Pushing the girl away,

"You better back of my little sis! Before this beauty crafted by the gods, kicks your ass"

"Ahh there are two of them" Completely ignoring the threat "Why double the beauty"

"Uh huh" She said examining the girl, "Who exactly are you?" The girls began dancing

"Lobelia!" They sang, opera...man that's so old...(No offence to opera lovers but if you watch the episodes, i think the lobelia opera style sucks)

"St Lobelia academy, second year: Amakusa Benio" The tall, short haired girl sang.

"Lobelia!" They sang…again.

"Same school, second year: Maihara Chizuru" Another girl, with long fair hair sang.

"Lobelia!"

"Same school, Second year: Tsuwabuki Hinako" Another girl, with short brown hair sang.

"Lobelia" they sang,

"We're the White Lily group of St. Lobelia Girls Academy, called…" Said the Benio girl,

"The Zuka club" they said,

"Okkaaay!,"The Natashima twins said, A group of girls suddenly screamed,

"It's the Zuka Club!" The crowded around them "We love you!"

"Ahhhh…Lesbians!" Kay-Kay shrieked, Jay-Jay gasped pushing the girls away,

"Oh…dear" she said, making her way towards her twin.

"What wrong with us?" Benio said "We consider men and a disgusting element made by the gods, we don't need something as lowly as men." The Natashima twins stared, suddenly they burst into laughter.

"Oh…don't need what? ...that is a good one, hahahahaha!"

"Is something funny?" they asked,

"Okay…Tamaki, Honey, Mori, Hikaru, Koaru, Kyouya, Haruhi! Come here." Kay-Kay yelled, they appeared in a line. The twins stepped in front of them.

"Okay, reason one: Cuteness! Referring to Honey, Haruhi and the twins"

"Reason two: Handsomeness! Referring to Tamaki, Kyouya, Mori and the twins"

"Hah, we're both Cute and Handsome!" The twins said,

"Reason three: Kindness! Referring to Tamaki, Honey, and Haruhi!"

"How comes we weren't included" The twins said,

"Reason four: Honesty! Referring to Haruhi, Honey and Mori!"

"Reason five: Loyalty! Referring to All of them!"

"We still don't think men are useful!"

"We haven't finished!"

"Last Reason 6!" Jay-Jay said,

"They were simply made, by the gods" Kay-Kay said

"For our pleasure" They said[ No i'll intentions

"What?" they asked the boys, the girls giggled, The Zuka club sighed,

"Oh, so your….straight girls" The girls, hugged each other.

"Actually we're Bisexual"

"Then why are you criticising lesbians, it hypocritical"

"No were not criticising lesbians, we've tried with two lesbians …didn't work out, one was a obsessive psycho, and the other a prostitute"

"You hired a lesbian prostitute?" The Hitachiin twins asked,

"nope, we just dated one, little bitch stared nicking our cash!"

"Weirdo's!"

"But we found out the obsessive psycho was a Zuka club fan."

"So we made a commitment"

"No more ZCOLFG for us"

"What?"

"Zuka club obsessive fan girls"

"Or ZF For short, Zuka fans"

"Yeah cause they, STSOM!"

"What!"

"Scare the shit outta me!"

"Uh! Can we stop with the-"

"Okay, so why are you here?"
"To win our fair maiden, and to relish in our new mission!"

"And what's that?"

"to save you fair twins from this slavery and brain-wash these men have befallen on you" the girls jaws dropped, they hadn't taken that the right way,

"Excuse me? Slavery, Brain-wash…are you calling me some ugly zombie like poor girl! Oh no you didn't!"

"No, I simply meant that I figured the men had captured you, for you to be a host"

"These guys, capture me, hahahahahahaha!"

"Erm…if you must know…they asked to join!"

"Hahahahaha, no female would be stupid enough to join this club!" The host clubs jaw dropped.

"She gonna get it now!" said the Hitachiin twins, the Natashima Twins Stared at the growled.

"Stupid…" Kay-Kay growled, Hikaru and Koaru ran forward grabbing the twins.

"OH NOW I KNOW SHE DIDN'T CAUSE OTHERWISE I'D DO THIS" The girls twins began clawing at the Zuka club, If the twins weren't restraining them, the Zuka club would most probably be ripped apart by now.

"Help…please" Mori stepped forward grabbing the girls shoulders, they literally stopped moving.

"Damn he's strong!" Jay-Jay said,

"How dare you call us stupid, a thousand times smarter than you, a million in fashion sense!"

"Oh and compared to Kay-Kay and the other twins your singing sucks!"

"Well, I've never hit a woman but-"

"Bring it on, I'll kick your ass bitch!"

"I would, if I were a drunk monkey!"

"Oh, let us go!" The Natashima twins yelled.

"I have a better idea of a battle."

"Oh really, whatever you throw at us, we the host club will win!" They cheered, Tamaki grinned, mentally he was cheering the twins on.

"Okay then" The Zuka girls began whispering then smiling they turned,

"We have decided" The Maihara girl said

"That you the host club" The Hinako girl said,

"Will verse us in a production, at the new Antialoeck theatre" The Benio girl said

"Prepare to be crushed, the tests will be:" they said

"Looks" The Maihara girl said,

"Talent" The Hinako girl said,

"and Teamwork!" The Benio girl said

"Do you accept our challenge?" they said, Benio holding out her hand, Kay-Kay shook it,

"We do!" The Benio girl quickly pulled her hand away, She shook her hand as though it had been in pain, "Okay now the deals done, you can go bye, bye"

"Not without our maiden" She said, Pointing at Haruhi

"Hell no, Haruhi is part of the host club" The Hitachiin twins said

"Let her decide for herself"

"Haruhi do you want to go….with them…and betray the trust…we had in you…the deep….deep trust" The Natashima twins said,

"Erm…well …erm…I'd rather perform for the …host club!"

"Fine fair maiden…but when we win …we'll rescue you…"

"Sure whatever!"

"Fare thee well…we shall soon be toge-"

"Yeah yeah, BORING Get out!" Kay-Kay said, The Zuka club nodded and left.

"We hate them" The Natashima twins said,

"Join the club"

"Ok, we have to get to work"

"Me, and the twins will be the singers" Kay-Kay said,

"Tamaki could play the piano, he really good at it" Haruhi said,

"thank you, Haruhi! Thank you, thank you" He said, happily, bowing to her.

"What could we do?" the rest asked,

"Well, Kyouya could be in charge of the lights and decorations and stuff, and erm…"

"It not could enough I say not could enough!" Came a voice, High-powered motor

The floor rolled out, "This battle is an extremely important, let Renge sort it out!"

"Okay, if you think you can"

"Oh, Renge can do anything,"

"Cool, let's get started!"

"Woo we're gonna kick their butts!"

"Yeah!" They all cheered

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Hey, i hope you like that, yay competition, before the competition a problem is caused , causing a change in the whole preparation...what do you think will happen...

Okay i need a song for two boys and a girl,

and one boy and girl song...i can't think of much so i need help!

Please review...bye x