Hey guys! Sorry I haven't been updating that much, my Grandma isn't doing the best and we had a HUGE party last night so I was beat last night. Also I forgot to mention that Luna Shadows was the one who gave me the idea that Fletcher's hair gel get switched with glue. I would have put it in the A/N at the bottom but I've been sort of stressed lately and I forgot. :'( Any way... don't forget to review and I DO take ideas/request so ON WITH THE STORY! XD

The next day Sanguine, Dusk, Scapegrace and Thrasher were sitting at the kitchen table. Sanguine and Dusk were drinking coffee while Scapegrace was admonishing Thrasher for something.

A loud crash was heard by the stairs making the zombies shriek and Sanguine and Dusk running to see what was going on. They got out to the hall to see Valkyrie laying face-first on the ground at the foot of the stairs.

She lifted her head up, "Ouch."

"What happened?" Sanguine asked as he helped her up.

"I fell," Valkyrie murmured. "Down the stairs. It hurt."

"Yeah, of course it did. But how did you fall?"

"I was walking," Valkyrie said. "And I tripped. Then I fell down the stairs and landed on my face."

"Why don't you sit down then?"

"Okay."

They went back into the kitchen and Valkyrie sat down, she blinked a couple times then shook her head. "Okay," she said finally. "I'm good."

"Great," Dusk sat down next to Scapegrace again.

Valkyrie pulled an apple out of a bowl of fruit and took a bite out of it. "By the way," she said chewing. "I'm leaving guys here alone today."

This made them all freeze and stare at her like she was nuts.

"WHAT?!" they all yelled.

"Yeah, don't worry. We're just doing some research and a couple small cases. We'll be gone for most of the day. Might spend the night at Skulduggery's but you should be fine on your own. You're all grown men."

They continued to stare.

She sighed, "Fine. I promise I'll be home no later than one okay."

They grudgingly agreed and after a few minutes Valkyrie left for the day. Everyone sat in silence for a while, no one knowing what to do exactly. Then Sanguine spoke.

"Well it looks like we have the day off."

"Awesome," Scapegrace said.

"So what do we do?" Thrasher asked.

"Want to see what there is to do?" Sanguine suggested.

Everyone shrugged and stood up. They went into the living room and began to look around the room. Sanguine was looking at the bookshelves, Dusk was going through files the CDs. Scapegrace was peering into a cabinet while Thrasher looked under the furniture.

"Found something."

Everyone ran over and crowded around Dusk as he pulled out box that said 'Stephanie's Home Videos.'

"Who's Stephanie?" Scapegrace asked dumbly.

"I don't know," Thrasher said.

"Beats me," Sanguine grabbed the first DVD and slid it into the DVD player then press 'Start' after they were all standing around the TV.

The blank screen changed to the familiar setting of somewhere inside the Sanctuary. A very dizzy looking Valkyrie and Tanith appeared. The giant grins on their faces that reminded them of the former days activities.

"Is the camera set up?" Tanith sounded drunk as she staggered around.

"Yeah," Valkyrie sounded just as odd.

"Then let's do this thang!" Tanith cheered throwing her arms in the air.

"What's going on in here?" China Sorrows stumbled in. Her hair looked slightly messy along with her clothes. She looked drunk.

"We're gonna play Slender Man," Valkyrie's words slurred together so much the guys could barely understand what she was saying.

China's eyes widened, "Oh can I play!"

"Sure!"

The girls went to a laptop and turned on a game. Then a very drunk Fletcher and Ghastly came in and joined the group.

"Oh! Slendy! I want to play!" Fletcher slurred, drink in hand.

"No, whoever is drunkest gets to," Tanith retorted.

"That," Ravel appeared at the door, "Would be me."

"Then get your butt over here and play the game!" Tanith yelled.

He stumbled over, almost falling on his face in the process, and sat down in the swivel chair. Once had gotten over the fascination and terror that the chair moved on its own the game began.

"OH MY GOSH IT'S A ROCK!" Ghastly screamed about two minutes into the game.

"Slendy," Valkyrie called. "Where are you? I want to hug you!"

"Chairs are demons in disguise," Fletcher said in full seriousness.

"Wheeee! Look at me, I'm spinning!" Ravel giggled as he spun the person on the game in a circle.

Tanith gasped, "A PAGE!"

This was responded with multiple cheers of joy like they had just won the lottery.

"WHAT DOES IT SAY?! WHAT DOES IT SAY?!" Valkyrie screamed.

"It says, 'behind you.'"

This made them go into a blind panic with a lot of screaming. Then Fletcher started singing.

"SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!" Fletcher's singing was like a half-deaf alley cat trying to yowl while choking on a chicken bone at the same time. The others soon joined in and after a few bars the song somehow morphed into 'We are the Champions.'

Valkyrie burst into a giggling fit and stumbled against Tanith, "Hey Tanith?"

"Yeah?"

"I don't think that punch was non-alcoholic."

"Nope."

"HOLY CRAP THE TREE IS CHASING US!" Ravel's scream made them breakout in extreme panic and ended with Tanith running around the ceiling shrieking that the trees were plotting their demise.

Valkyrie took this opportunity to yell "DAMN THOSE LAZY COWS!" at the top of her lungs.

"Cows," Fletcher was swaying slightly. "Cows say cock-a-doodle-doo."

This went on for another hour or so, the group screaming about the oddest things and dying multiple times.

"Can you climb fence?" Valkyrie asked randomly at one point.

"IT WON'T LET MEEEE!" Ravel jabbed at random buttons on keyboard.

"STUPID SLENDER! WHY CAN'T I HUG YOU?!" Tanith cried.

"Bicycle, bicycle. I want to ride my bicycle!" Ghastly sang. Everyone burst into song once again.

By the time the video had ended all four bad guys were on the floor in fits of laughter.

"They," Sanguine managed to say, "Were scared of a chair. Who is scared… of a chair?"

"Apparently drunk people," Dusk laughed.

Finally they stopped laughing and amused themselves with more of 'Stephanie's Home Videos' until it was dark outside and it was bedtime.

Sanguine still was sleeping in the Master bedroom while Scapegrace was currently sleeping in the tub and Thrasher stayed where ever he could find room.

Dusk lay down on the couch but didn't go to sleep. He heard the front door open and close and he went to meet Valkyrie in the kitchen.

"Where were you?" Dusk asked, his arms crossed.

Valkyrie turned and looked at him with a frown on her face. "I was with Skulduggery remember? He just dropped me off."

"At this hour? This is not an acceptable young lady."

"But- I told you I'd be back by one!" Valkyrie cried.

"It's almost Midnight, I'd hardly call that one o' clock."

"I meant one in the morning not in the afternoon. That'd be crazy early!"

Dusk sighed, "Go to bed."

"But-"

"Go, to bed."

Valkyrie sagged and trudged up the stairs. He shook his head and once again lay down on the couch, 'Girls.'

Got the idea about them being drunk and playing Slender Man from a video on YouTube called '11 Drunk Guys Play Slender Man.' It is HILARIOUS and I couldn't resist putting that idea to action. So I do not own that video, Skulduggery Pleasant, We are the Champions and Bicycle are owned by Queen and Diamonds in owned by Rihanna. I OWN NOTHING.