Thanks to all the people who reviewed, especially the red panda guy! Major props, sorry to keep y'all waiting, but I'm a high schooler now, and I am a founder and I admin at an anime forum and several others… I really don't have time to write most of the time, so sorry about that! I'll try update more!
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One day Sly was incredibly bored, so like the raccoon he supposedly is, he decided to dig through his neighbor Rajan's garbage can. Lalalalala, it was a pretty day, Sly dove into the trashcan. It smelled like banana peels and rotting soy milk. Ahh. Suddenly, Sly's face hit a plastic bag. The plastic bag was smiling at him. The plastic bag attacked and sly used his pretty sparkly ninja stars to pin it to the magical wall that had just appeared for the author's convenient twist in plot. "Oh, plastic bag, you have done me a terrible Injustice!" Sly was incredibly high on something, so the plastic bag started to talk to him. Everyone knows plastic bags only talk to high people. "HEEELLLOOO… Yo mad wak gangsta; yo be trippin in my hooooooooooooooooood!" Sly replied "what is this 'hood' that you speak of, take me to your leader!" The plastic bag cackled evilly and caught on fire because there was a torch monkey in the bag. The bag burned Rajan's house down. Rajan was sad. Rajan went to pick some flowers with Neyla's decapitated head because he was sad. Then Rajan was a happy hobo.
THE END!
Muahahahahahaha I left y'all a cliffhanger
