K.L.K- I AM SOOO FUCKING SORRY! oh, shit... I gotta stop cussing so much, ne? anyway, I've been dealing with some crap... literally. the cats in my house refuse to use a litter box, then I swear they laugh at me when I'm stuck with cleaning up all the shit they leave in the wierdest places...

Inuyasha- FINALLY. we're gonna sing again!

K.L.K- umm... they've gotten into singing... I had to hide my Karaoke machine once this week already...

Kagome- yuppers.

Sango- who is going to sing?

K.L.K- you and Miroku, 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix A Lot, this chappie is dedicated to Diamond369! thnxs for all the rev. you and other reviewers have given me!

Sango- was it that one...? oh, DEAR KAMI NOOOOOO!

K.L.K- (evil grin) afraid so, Taijyya.

Sango- (stares at K.L.K with a pain-promising glare)...I hate you SOO much right now...

K.L.K- (cosmo like voice) RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT...(rolls eyes) just now, I'm putting in the motions to it also!

Sango- you AREN'T that evil...right? (K.L.K looking pointedly at her)...right? (K.L.K nods head) NOOO!

K.L.K- heheheh... XD I luv messing with the charecters... and don't forget, I have something SPECIAL! (insert sparklies of special-ness) planned for the tenth and eleventh chapters! (grins) you'll either hate me and want to throw me down a very deep very dark hole in the floor of the ocean, or luv me and worship the very ground I type upon... somehow, I just don't see either of those happening... XD

Miroku- (looks at freaking-out Sango) uhm... she doesn't own us, the song, or anything except her computer... which is being a total arse for some reason whenever she wants to type...

K.L.K- DAMN RIGHT! (punches comp)... it still does nothing. my computer is most probably the spawn of Satans electronic horrors... really, some days it even shuts off without warning! DX


Kagome had to hold in her laughter, or else she would have been labeled insane, and taken to a mental hospital... if they even HAD one in the fuedal era anyway... and been labeled as a loony. anyway, back to the... funniest thing. it had been signed up by Shippo himself... the little trickster.

"okay, next up is Miroku and Sango, singing 'Baby Got Back' by Sir Mix A Lot." she had to giggle. "and the person who signed them up was Shippo... way to go, Kit!" Shippo cackled semi-evilly... oh, his mother was as big as a trickster as he was!

Sango climbed onto the makeshift stage, Miroku lifting himself up beside her. he almost made it, before his arms slipped from beneath him, and he did a face-plant on the edge of the wood, before sliding off.

(A/N: XD heheheheh... couldn't resist!)

the entire place erupted into wild laughter. ah, the monk always knew how to make a good joke, even at his own cost, even if he unconsiously did it.

she turned her worried eyes to the girl who was holding out a microphone, which she took, then whispered. "Kagome... it isn't THAT song, is it?!" she pleaded quietly.

the Higurashi girl grinned. "sorry, Sango." with that, Miroku was on the stage, his violet eyes twinkling mischiveously. he took the microphone he was offered by the Miko, then she hopped off the makeshift stage.

she found the CD, put it in, and then found the track, and painfully slowing her movements to further antagonize her adopted fuedal Sister of the song... anbd then she pushed play, then watched with a slightly manic grin.

"Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt! It is so big she looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends!" Sango started off, scoffing the first part, but adding in motions to the first bit. "Who understands those rap guys? They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok?"

she nodded, dreading the song. oh, Miroku was going to have a ball with this one... he and she were nodding to the beat.

"I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross! Look, she's just so black!" she finished, then Miroku cut in the last word like he was supposed to.

"I like big butts and I can not lie! You other brothers can't deny!" the other guys, minus Shippo of course, nodded along with him, all of them grinning like idiots."That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist, And a round thing in your face...!"

"You get sprung!" Sango interjected, letting him get a breath of air.

"Wanna pull up front, 'cuz you notice that butt was stuffed! Deep in the jeans she's wearing, I'm hooked and I can't stop staring!" he needed to breathe, and Sango noted it, and took the next verse.

"Oh, baby I wanna get with ya, And take your picture!" he got his breath of air, and the taijyya caught the look in his eye.

"My homeboys tried to warn me," Inuyasha and Shippo nodded to that verse... they HAD tried to warn him... "But with that butt you got," he grinned at the next verse Sango would sing.

"M-M-M-Me so Horny!" she sang out, blushing a shade of tomato red that probably wasn't healthy to have for more than a few hours... DEFINATELY not healthy to have for long...

"Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin! You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well use me, use me, cuz you ain't that average groupy!" the monk rapped, and rubbed his hand on a covered arm of hers.

Sango blushed darker than before at the implication of that. the others just kept on grinning like idiots.

"I've seen them dancin', The hell with romancin'! She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette!" the houshi was grinning like a maniac. oh, BOY he would have to thank Shippo later...

"I'm tired of magazines, saying flat butt's the only thing!" Sango interjected, turning her hips to the side. she was wearing her regular Kimono over her Taijyya outfit, but it made a point.

"HELLZ YEAH!" Kagome shouted from the small-ish crowd. oh, she was SOO flippin' tired of the magazines saying that! Sango had read quite a few also, so understood what the Miko meant.

"Take the average black man and ask him that, She gotta pack much back, so..." Miroku rapped. oh, he was havin' SO much FUN with this!

"Fellas!" Sango rapped out to the crowd.

"Yeah!" all the guys rapped back.

"Fellas!" she rapped again.

"Yeah!" they rapped back.

"Has your girlfriend got the butt?" Miroku rapped for her.

"Hell yeah!" the guys except for Shippo rapped back.

"Well shake it," the monk onstage rapped.

"shake it," the guys in the auidiance loved this part of the song.

"shake it," Miroku winked at Sango, but was met with the sight of her actually shaking her butt!

"shake it," the guys rapped.

"shake that healthy butt!" the houshi grinned. "Baby got back!" he declared in the song, grinning and KNOWING it was true.

"(LA face with Oakland booty)" the CD played

"I like'em round and big," Miroku rapped.

"And when I'm throwin' a gig, I just can't help myself! I'm actin like an animal, Now here's my scandal!" Sango rapped, and pointed to Miroku, throwing those watching into fits of laughter.

"I wanna get you home, and ugh! double-up: ugh! ugh!" he rapped, grunting the 'ugh's, and thrust his pelvis out on each one. "I ain't talkin' bout Playboy," he shook his head. "Cuz silicone parts were made for toys! I wannem real thick and juicy, So find that juicy double," he pointed to Sango.

"Mixalot's in trouble!" Sango rapped, and they all laughed a bit at that. "Beggin' for a piece of that bubble! So I'm lookin' at rock videos, Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes!" she walked all silly-like across the stage, then back to her spot.

"You can have them bimbos, I'll keep my women like Flo Jo!" Miroku pointed to Sango.

"A word to the thick soul sistas," she rapped

"I wanna get with ya! I won't cuss or hit ya! But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck, Til the break of dawn!" Miroku sang.

"Baby, I got it goin on!" Sango rapped. "A lot of pimps won't like this song, 'Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it!"

"But I'd rather stay and play! 'Cuz I'm long and I'm strong, and I'm down to get the friction on!" he rapped.

"So ladies!" the taijyya rapped to the audiance, while she trew her fist out at them.

"yeah!" all the ladies in the small crowd rapped back.

"ladies!" she rapped again.

"yeah!" they shouted back.

"If you wanna role in my Mercedes!" the Houshi rapped.

"yeah!" the ladies in the auidiance had to laugh a bit.

"Then turn around, Stick it out!" all the girls turned and stuck it out, even Sango. "Even white boys got to shout!" as if to test it, all the men and boys in the audiance shouted 'OHH!' "Baby got back!" Miroku rapped.

"(LA face with the Oakland booty)" the CD played again. the girls turned back around.

"Yeah baby, When it comes to females, Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection! 36-24-36, Only if she's 5'3!" the monk rapped again, holding his hand level at what was about five three, and Sango blushed.

"So your girlfriend rolls a Honda! Playin' workout tapes by Fonda! But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda!" she rapped.

"My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon!" Miroku rapped as the whip sound played on the CD. "You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt!"

"Some brothers wanna play that hard role, and tell you that the butt need to go! So they toss it, and leave it!" she rapped.

"And I pull up quick to retrieve it!" the houshi rapped, stepped forward quickly.

"So Cosmo says you're fat? Well I ain't down with that!" Sango shook her head at this. she had read the magazine, and it HAD said in the poersonality quiz that she and Kagome were fat... they were NOT fat!

"Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin', and I'm thinkin' bout stickin', To the beanpole dames in the magazines," Miroku rapped.

"You ain't it Miss Thang!" Sango shook her head.

Kikiyo shrunk down noticeably in the crowd when she heard THAT... oh well, no disrespect to her, or anything! she just had always been called beautiful.

"Give me a sista I can't resist her, Red beans and rice didn't miss her!" Miroku rapped.

"Some knucklehead tried to dis," she rapped.

"'Cuz his girls were on my list!" he rapped, and pointed a thumb to his chest.

"He had game but he chose to hit 'em," she rapped.

"And pulled up quick to get with 'em, So ladies if the butt is round, And you wanna triple X throw down!" he rapped.

"Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts!" she kicked out at the word, and made a cell-phone symbol out of her hand and put it up to her ear before that.

"Baby got back!" he finished, and they had thrust the sides of thier hips tobounce off each other at the last second of the song.

Kagome broke into laughter, as did everyone else. they all stopped laughing five minutes later, and Sango and Miroku got off the stage.

"hey, Sango, I meant that song..." Miroku said grinning.

"thanks, Miroku... ARGH!"

THUNK!

everyone sweatdropped.

"he just doesn't learn..." Kagome shook her head. she had gotten onstage not too long ago. Sango had hit him with Hirakotsu. "next is..."


K.L.K- heheheh... XD I had WAYYYYYY too much fun with this...

Sango- (glareiness)

Miroku- (drooliness)

Everyone else- (laughingess)

K.L.K-heheh... XD GO MEEEEEEEE! I finally updated, aren't you so proud? now I know you won't spray me with windex like my friend Ino-Cherry, who I know in person, threatened to do!

(K.L.K turns, and there's a whole crowd of pissed readers and being led by Ino-Cherry who supplied them with windex and rolled up newspapers)

K.L.K- O.O DAMN!! (starts running away.)

Ino-Cherry and readers- CHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEE! (chases K.L.K)

Shippo- (grabs popcorn) hehe... (watches chase)

Inuyasha- PLEASE,

Sesshoumaru- REVIEW!