I'm back, with confidence! Someone just put me on their favorite authors list! Unfortunately, they didn't review, so I don't know which of my stories they liked. So I'll just update this one, then Evil Dead 4: Final Wars, the Harry Potter And The Fellowship of The Horocruxes and finally Ash's Army 2. Yay me! Now someone disclaim.

Sidney: He doesn't own us, but wishes he did.

Spidey: Well said, now for the first question:

Skullblade:

Jigsaw: -stabs in gut- Micheal: Yes. Jason: I already gave it back review before last. Freddy: I see you. Ash: ... And then use your blood to put a fresh coat of red on my wall! Oh wait. I was ranting. What did you say? Kakashi: I know the antidote. It's the hottest hot sauce in the world. Students! Find this hot sauce! Sai: I sense great things in your future. Pinhead: Now you get to go to Care Bear world! Nny: You are the wastelock! You cannot die! Hinata: Random no Jutsu! Leatherface: Aww... it's crying brings me joy. Dracula: ...-stabs with bowie knife- Frankenstein: To the Friend Cave! -runs to Jiraiya's abandoned "Toad Cave" AKA Hut by the hotsprings- Spidey: -gives some mogwais- Don't give them water, put them in the sun, or let them eat after midnight!

Jigsaw: You have failed my test! -dies-

Michael: -takes hands off eyes- Now could you do the flashy thing now?

Jason: So I didn't really need to turn you into a pinata and beat you nearly to death? Oh well. -continues hitting Skull with a bat- This is fun!

Freddy: -waves- Hi, stalker.

Ash: I don't remember. Something about Linda and Anko and blood on your wall...

Kakashi: There's only one surviving bottle of it in the world, and the only guy that knows how to make more just died. -points to Jigsaw's dead body- Wonder Woman supposedly kept a bottle of it somewhere on the ship. It should be easy to find since Spidey forgot to bring Hot Sauce with him...

Spidey: -from kitchen- I finally found some hot sauce to put in this spagetti!!!

Kakashi: -enters matrix mode- Noooo!

Spidey: -eats spagetti- Mmm. That meal was so good! Why do I have a strange feeling that I just killed someone without even knowing it? Oh well; It's not like that hot sauce was the only antidote to some sort of horrible poison that's killing someone I know.

Kakashi: -falls to knees with dispare- I have failed you Skullblade...

Sai: Does that mean my art is gonna get sold before I die? Or am I gonna be just like all the other artists before me? Ah, who cares; I make good money as a ninja. -gives Skullblade even more arousing fan art than before-

Pinhead: -bobs head and sings teletuby theme song-

Spidey: It's too late for him, the little alien bastards brainwashed him already. I guess there's nothing we can do for him. -sighs-

Nny: But I hate me...-does emo things-

Hinata: Hey, nothing happened.

Meanwhile, in the Hyuga compound, in Konoha.

Hiashi: -grumbling- stupid weakling daughter ain't worth a shi... -suddenly jerks back- Hinata is my wonderful daughter, and I should apologize for making her life miserable! And I should be nicer to the branch family too. Starting now, there will be no Caged Bird Seal! -runs off to change the Hyuga family forever-

Back with Spidey

Spidey: Your Random no Jutsu has improved, though you kinda used the older version instead of the newer version that always hits the target no matter where you think they are. -teaches him newer version- That's much better! Now will you teach me your Perverted No Jutsu?

Leatherface: -done crying-

Spidey: Seriously, I don't have a problem with dissing on stupid people, but leave the mentally handicapped alone. They can't help being different. It's not his fault that his mom and dad were cousins!

Dracula: -dying- You've made me proud...son. The ingrediants in the hot sauce are...-dies, then disappears in a dark cloud-

Van Helsing: Yay he's dead...I guess. Why do I feel depressed? -leaves room, and cries somewhere- Dracula, why did you have to die before I could kill you? Why?!

Frankenstein: Friend have cave? Cave cool! -sniffs floor- Friend cave unmarked territory...Frankenstein mark territory for friend! -marks territory in Friend cave-

Spidey: Sorry, forgot to tell you he's not poddy trained yet. Don't worry, I'll lend you some newspapers. We're in Earths orbit, so no need to worry about the Sun for a couple of days; and I keep track of the water here; so the only thing we have to worry about is what counts as midnight aboard this thing. Oh well, I'll figure something out. Next question:

Snowzinger5

Why must we fight Spidey. This can all be ended peacefully. Oh and do not touch our ships otherwise I will do this. -secretly ISOTS 20 AK-47 branishing Spartans- Bring it on...

Spidey: -gives them new ships- Ok, I guess we could settle this peacefully. Oh, and those Spartans are no match for my samurai! -Samurai Jack appears- Where are the rest?

Jack: There weren't anymore samurai with you.

Spidey: Oh yeah, I forgot that I only needed one samurai cause you're a badarse.

Jack: Hello Masterchief, long time no see...why are you fighting for aliens that want to conquer the Earth? Let us discuss this over tea...

Masterchief: Sounds good to me. -goes to drink tea with Jack, along with the rest of the Spartans-

Spidey: Well, I guess that just leaves us. I'll try to turn your planet back, but it'll be hard if I'm not in my super-form. I just wanted to protect my homeworld. Why do you want to conquer us anyway? Let us discuss this over pizza.

Michael: Pizza? Can I come? Please?Please?Please?Plea...

Spidey: Fine, but no killing; they're already mad at me for turning their ships into jack-O-Lanterns. Next question:

The Sacred and Profane

Ash: Have you ever played a Final Fantasy game? Freddy: Did it suck going from horror icon to being a parody of yourself? Jason: You're a momma's boy, did you know that?

Ash: I love all of them, but FF8 is the best in the series! -runs off to play FF8-

Freddy: Your mom went from a horror movie icon to a parody of herself! Oh, you got dissed! -gets in poser...I mean gangsta pose-

Jason: -points spear gun at S&P- You wanna repeat that?

Spidey: Actually, I'm pretty sure Norman's the mama's boy in the group.

Norman: -comes out dressed like "Mother"- Did you say something about my son? -looks at Spidey menacingly-

Spidey: Um...I said he was a good boy!

Norman: -still controlled by "mother"- You better not. Or I'll...-waves egg beater in a threatening manner-

Spidey: -gulps- Yes sir...Mam, I mean mam! (I know I spelled that wrong but oh well)

"Mother": Now review, or I'll do to you what I was gonna do to him! -holds up eggbeater-

Everyone: -gulps-