Dare or Double Truth Day
"When will leader be here?"
"I hate waiting."
"I'm bored!"
"Why the hell are we fucking here anyway bitch?"
"Leader summoned us for a meeting."
"Kami! This is BORING!"
"Would you just shut up?"
"Tobi can wait because Tobi is a good boy!"
"Tobi un! Shut up!"
"Hn."
"I hate that word."
"Sakuuuraaaaa-chaaaan!"
"What Naruto?"
"Kiba keeps stepping on my foot!"
"That's not me!"
"Then who is it?"
"If the lights were on we might be able to see un."
"Why are they off in the first place?"
"Because Kakuzu didn't pay the electric bill."
"Too much money."
"You're such a cheapo."
"Itachiiii!"
"Yes Sakura-chan?"
"Could you please light the candles around the room?"
"Of course."
"Fire Ball Jutsu!"
The room was then lighten with a huge fire ball which had all the candles flaming within seconds.
"Thank you Itachi!"
"You're welcome Sakura-chan."
"Wow. Itachi didn't say 'hn' am I dreaming?" Kisame asked, staring at Itachi in amazement.
*pinch*
"Nope un. You're awake." Deidara said after pinching Kisame.
"Where's Pein?" Sakura asked.
"Right behind you." Pein said, putting a hand on Sakura's shoulder.
"Great, now that you're here would you mind telling us why we're here?" Sakura narrowed her eyes at the orange haired man.
"We are here to hold a meeting. Now if everyone would sit down?"
Everyone sighed but took their seats and Naruto and Kiba sat on two extra chairs they pulled up on each side of Sakura.
"Good, we are all here now the meeting will begin." Pein stated, taking his own seat- the biggest tallest chair that sat in front of everyone else.
"This meeting is to discus the matter of the Uzumaki and the Inuzuka… and the dog." Pein began as he put his elbows on the table and his chin on his hands. (I cant really describe what he's doing but go with it kay?)
"What about them?" Sakura asked.
"We need to know if they will join us." Pein answered.
"You wont kill me if I do join?" Naruto asked.
"No, but we will train you to use the Kyuubi. And you- Pein pointed to Kiba- will also have to undergo some tough training." Kiba nodded.
"Good. You are now official members of Akatsuki. You will get cloaks and rings soon." Pein stood up and looked over all the Akatsuki members.
"Wait," Naruto spoke up. "Who will be training us?" He asked.
"Madara Uchiha and I will be training you, Kisame and Deidara will be training the Inuzuka and his dog. Understand?"
Everyone nodded.
"Then you are dismissed. Sakura and Tobi, stay." Pein ordered.
Sighing Sakura slumped in her chair.
Once everyone left Pein spoke.
"Madara, you can take off that stupid mask now."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Madara muttered while he took of his orange lollipop like mask.
"Why do I need to say?" Sakura asked.
"Because I need to talk to you. First though, Madara are you okay with teaching Uzumaki the first few weeks?" Pein asked, turning to Madara.
"Sure, I'm fine with whatever." Madara shrugged.
"Good, will you please leave."
Madara glared at Pein, but left the room anyway.
"Sakura," Pein began.
"You have to stay away form Uzumaki and Inuzuka until further notice, understand?" Pein asked.
"WHAT!" Sakura asked/yelled.
"You heard me." Pein turned around to leave.
"Hold on!" Sakura yelled at him.
"Why in the mother fucking hell should I stay away from them?" Sakura asked, glaring at Pein, who was now facing her.
"It is for their training." Pein answered.
"Why the fuck should I stay away from them just because of that?"
"You will only distract them."
"The fuck about distracting them! I haven't seen them in years! Years Pein! I want to see them, to be able to hang out with them!" Sakura shouted.
"Sakura-"
"NO. Just shut up. I do not want to talk to you." With that said Sakura got up and left the room.
"Sakura!" Pein yelled, but Sakura was already out of the room.
"Damn. I just had to say that! I keep pushing her away!" Pein growled to himself.
**With Sakura**
Sakura was standing in the hall next to the door that leads to her room.
"Stupid. Fuck him." Sakura muttered to herself.
"Who do you want to fuck?" A voice asked jealously, coming down the hall and towards Sakura.
Sakura turned red at the question.
"No one! I was talking about Pein!" Sakura said.
"You want to fuck Pein or no one?" The voice asked finally reaching Sakura.
"Oh it's you Madara. I don't want to fuck anyone!" Sakura put her hands up in front of her face, defending herself.
"Oh, so why are you mad at Pein then?" Madara asked, the jealousy disappearing from his voice.
"He said I cant see Naruto and Kiba for the next few months." Sakura pouted.
"Well Sakura, while I am training Naruto I will allow you to see him, though try not to distract me too much." Madara chuckled.
"Really? You would let me watch you teaching Naruto?" Sakura asked. Madara nodded.
"Thank you soooo much Madara!" Sakura hugged him.
"Well Sakura would you like to join me and the rest of the Akatsuki in a tradition we have?" Madara asked.
"What tradition? If it's anything perverted, count me out." Sakura crossed her arms over her chest and narrowed her eyes at the long raven haired Uchiha.
Once again Madara chuckled.
"No, no. Nothing like that. The tradition is that whenever I am here, the rest of the Akatsuki- excluding Pein and Konan- and I get together and play a game Deidara made up, Dare or Double Truth. You chose dare then you have to do a dare, but if you choose double truth then you have to answer two questions truthfully. Want to join us?" Madara asked.
"Sure." Sakura shrugged and followed Madara.
They both went into the living room where the rest of the Akatsuki were spread out. (EXCLUDING Pein and Konan.) They all sat down on the floor in a big circle.
"I wanna go first un!" Deidara shouted.
There were a bunch of sure's and whatever's so Deidara started.
"Lets see… Hidan! Dare or double truth un?" Deidara asked, looking at Hidan.
"Dare, I'm not a pansy." Hidan smirked.
"I dare you to make out with Tobi when he gets back un." Deidara grinned bigger than the Cheshire cat.
"Ugh, whatever."
I looked over to Madara to see him pale.
Poor Madara, he has to make out with Hidan and act like he liked it.
"My turn! Zetsu, dare or double truth?" Hidan asked.
"Double truth." Zetsu stared blankly at Hidan.
"Were you born with that thing on your head and do you talk to flowers?" Hidan asked.
"Yes and Yes." Zetsu answered.
"Kakuzu, double truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"I dare you to take a twenty dollar bill out of your pocket and blend it in the blender." Zetsu said.
Kisame then came in with a wireless blender and set it down in the middle of the circle.
Kakuzu stared at the blender, unmoving.
"Kakuzu, if you don't do it Sasori will make you do it." Sakura spoke up.
"Right Sasori-kun?" Sakura batted her eyelashes at the redheaded puppet master.
"O-of course Sakura." Sasori stuttered and blushed. Yes I said blush, he's human because Sakura revived him.
"Fine." Kakuzu snapped.
He took out his wallet and, reluctantly, put a twenty in the blender and pressed fast.
He looked away while the blender shredded his precious money.
After a few minutes he finally got over the loss of his money and the game started again.
"Sakura, dare or double truth?" Kakuzu asked.
"Double truth." Sakura answered, sighing.
Hidan whispered something in Kakuzu's ear and Kakuzu nodded.
"Are you a virgin, and who is your favorite Akatsuki member?" Kakuzu asked.
Sakura turned ten shades of red.
"U-um, my favorite member is Tobi, and… imnotavirgin!" Sakura said the last sentence fast, looking down at her feet, blush still on her face.
"YOU'RE NOT A VIRGIN!" The Akatsuki asked/screamed.
"N-no." Sakura answered, looking up slightly.
"Who?" They all asked.
"U-um… it- it was Shisui Uchiha." Sakura looked back down to her feet, her blush growing.
"Shisui Uchiha?" Madara and Itachi growled.
"Who is Shisui Uchiha?"
"Our cousin!" Itachi and Madara shouted at the same time.
"Can we move on please!" Sakura cried out, still very embarrassed.
"Wait a second, you said your favorite Akatsuki member was Tobi… WHY!" Kisame shouted (OOC-ish I know)
"Because he's cute and sweet and funny and adorable." Sakura answered, her blush now gone.
'Aw! My competition is with that idiot un?'
'Why that fucking dumb ass?'
'Tobi is weird.'
'Hn. Stupid Tobi.'
'My poor money!'
'I don't get why she likes that kid.'
'I will kill Tobi when he gets home from his mission.'
'Great. My greatest competition/rival is myself. Why do I have to be so sexy even as Tobi.'
BTW_ Shisui is in this he is alive and he also loves Sakura and is Madara AND Itachi's cousin.
Poor Madara, he has to compete with himself. Anyway Hope you liked this chapter I know it has nothing to do with holidays but I'm running out of holidays I'm saving some for the next few chapters. REVIEW PLEASE! If you don't understand anything either review or PM me.
