Chapter 9!!!!! Wow, Bittersweet wrote fast, eh? The next chapter... maybe not so fast. He he he.... yeah. So enjoy!
And oh yeah. Me and Bittersweet were talking. We would REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciate more readers to review. WE only have one person who is reviewing faithfully. A HUGE thanks to mysticalwaters. You make us find a point to writing this. So you readers, you might want to review or me and Bittersweet might not want to write anymore. And we know you read. So please, for the sake of sugar and the Akastuki that have finally been brought into the story, review. Even if it's just a: good job, keep it up'. that is only 5 words guys. You can do it. I think. Please?
DISCLAIMER!: Me and Bittersweet do not own the Naruto cast. [SADLY! Except, I wouldn't want anybody who wore buttbows... and I don't think Bittersweet would either. They are too mentally scaring. And no, to you Sasuke-fans, Sasuke is no exception. He's too emo for his own good. ;)] We do own:
Muffin-chan
Melody Char
(Bittersweet Owns) Ink (she was mentioned earlier in the story)
and 'THE PLOT!' -evil dramatic music plays as in background Tears and Bittersweet laugh manically-
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Muffin-chan's POV:
I suddenly heard a bang on the bathroom door before I heard my companion shout over the running shower, "Muffin-chan! I'm going into town because I thought I saw a person giving out free peanuts! Meet up with you later!"(A/N: We all know what Melody really said was: "Muffin-chan! I'm going to go into town! Meet up with you later!)
I grinned,"'Kay,I'll meet up with you in the middle of the village in a couple of hours! Ooh,I do hope they sell sugar over there.."
A few moments later I heard the thick hotel door slam closed,as I continued with my warm shower. Actually it wasn't exactly a full,'shower',it was basically a mix in between a shower and bathtub. They were funky,you couldn't really find it in the universe of Naruto anywhere but a hotel room;But the point is,not only do you get fuzzy bubbles in your bubble bath,but you get to play with your rubber duckie too! Just I don't have a rubber duckie,which really blows the whole bubble bath concept…
Well,unless you add bubbles and a duck,duh. But if you don't have a rubber duck,nor bubbles,then its just called a gigantic hole with dirty sink water,also for the other fact that it is suspiciously warm in that one area… Turning the shower/bath knob to stop any incoming water,I stepped out of the shower thingy with a cloud of mist. Frowning,I wrapped the towel around my body before digging my bag for my clothes.
I suddenly gasped in utmost shock:I realized that I barely had any coolio-looking ninja clothes;I glanced around feverishly,as if I expected there would be a wad of cash lying around somewhere. I pouted,"Darn! If only I had more cash,not only would I be able to buy awesome ninja clothes,but I'd be able to buy more sugar too!"
As if on cue,it felt like something fell literally from the sky. Unfortunately -Coolio, big word!- it happened to fall upon my head before rolling across the carpet until it reached under the bed. With a scowl I rubbed my newly bruised head,before crouching down to find what the plushie gave me now;For it also seems that it does not like me very much no more. Reaching under,I grasped the dirty hotel carpet floor a few times before I felt the object slide in between my fingers.
Coming back up to what seemed to be the surface, I suddenly heard a slight knock at the door. Rushing to pull on at least a full set of decent clothes,it took me about thirty seconds until I fully reached the door. Pushing the door slowly open with a creek,I glanced both ways of the halls with a frown tugging at my lips. Dramatic music was suspiciously playing in the background,before thinking aloud my thoughts.
I frowned,"That's strange,I thought I heard somebody.. Oh well!"I focused on the thick green wad in my hand,only just realizing what it really was. I rubbed my eyes a few times just to really make sure that it was there,in front of me. I grinned before skipping out the door chanting,"Yay! Awesome fish-net clothing, here I come!"
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Sasuke watched the slow morning go by inside the confinement of his waste basket,cloaked from the abhorrence that is the sun. Irritated,the meager emo boy reflected the events of the previous night. He didn't know what to be more abashed at; The new found information that the two vexatious teenage girls were from another world,or the thought that HIS Mel-chan was troubled. …Wait,where the hell did that come from? Ahem, that Melody, who was not his,was troubled. And also for the fact this sun didn't help the gloomy boy either.
There he saw his chance,that was busy happily bobbing her head as she skipped through the crowd of people,ignoring all the strange stares they sent her way. He knew it wasn't his prey…. Ahem his target, but she would at least eventually lead him to her. Seeing the only way of fixing the center of his ego-damaged pride walk away in the distance, Sasuke did a quick hand seal before ninja-poofing off.
Muffin-chan stared at all of the product with intense awe,never in her whole life had she saw something more beautiful. In front of the young teenager was almost literally a mountain of packed sugar,all stacked neatly according to size and brand. Muffin-chan examined the various packs of sugar carefully with a expression that attempted to look serious,but the tongue hanging out of her mouth said otherwise. "Three quarts,three pounds,four ounces… So beautiful, it's the only thing I actually use my brain for!"
"It seems like you know your stuff."A voice not too far away from her spoke,as Muffin-chan turned around to face the direction of the figure that talked. Muffin-chan squinted her eyes suspiciously at the man in front of her,something not feeling quite right with this guy. Mentally dismissing the feeling,she responded to the man who was busy eyeing her precious sugar,"Er..Who are you?"
The seemingly short man was about typically middle age,already with a bald spot growing in the middle of his head. He was attired in a business suit a bit too formal to wear on a normal grocery hunt through the small store,with shabby large glasses and a noticeable large plump in the middle of his stomach. The man smirked suddenly before holding out a small business card and replying,"Greene. Edward K. Greene. Contact me if you ever have any financial aid."
Muffin-chan twitched before abruptly out bursting the feeling of distrust that previously was in her gut moments before,"Your.. Your.. You're a freakin' financier!"
"Yes miss,but if you would listen to my long,boring,dull five minute speech,I'm sure by some miracle I can convince you to get insurance for increased health rate!"
"Oh no,not health rate!"
"But miss…"
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Sasuke didn't watch the scene unfold mostly for the reason that he was distracted by the evil warm rays coming from the sky. Actually if you didn't notice,the market place was completely outside. The outside world,which Sasuke hated;There were actual human beings,that breathed his air! But the worst part of it all,in it's emo disaster was…The terrifying warm rays of doooom. What Sasuke hated more then people,more then people destroying his only source of quizilla and live journal,and more then the two teenage girls,were.. The evil sun of dooom.
It totally didn't do his pale emo complexion any good,and BOP! Magazine said in that article last June that sun like,so totally didn't do depressing people any good. "Hey Tim,throw that away too, kay?" Suddenly the lid of Sasuke's trashcan opened,revealing a intake of the sun's rays enter the small compartment to which he hissed at in rage. Then,a nasty smelling bag of garbage was dumped upon the onyx haired boy,temporarily blinding his line of vision.
Sasuke scowled,"Hn, dammit!"
Muffin-chan was getting more and more cranky,it not at all being related to the financier in front of her that was droning out boring offers of his banking company. No,that wasn't it at all.. Actually it had to do more with the fact that she was wasting time from having her precious sugar,and if she didn't have her sugar at a certain time,things could get ugly for the normally random teenage girl.
She tapped her foot impatiently,waiting for the financier to get bored and leave her alone. But apparently that wasn't going to be the case,seeing the financier determined face he wasn't going to let this one slip."-And the stock rates went up fifty percent this year,thus giving our company the opportunity to buy health care insurance for our workers,and-"
Sasuke just had almost enough of all of this nonsense. He felt like marching down there and walking in the middle of the street to face his ultimate enemy,the only thing following close behind him would be his shadow. Taking in a deep breath,the emo teenage boy slowly extracted himself from the little prison his numb legs were recently trapped in as he slowly walked into the light. The raven haired boy clutched his fist towards the skies ignoring the people staring at his figure before crying out in the middle of the street, "I am your maker!"
Muffin-chan sighed in exasperation before finally going with the decision of tripping the nerd and making a run for it,but that idea vanished after she took one longing glance at the packs of sugar. She grinned knowingly before slowly itching towards the mountain of correctly packed sugar,a plan forming in the mist of wherever her brain should be located.
Sasuke strode proudly in the direction of the small market place,his ego and self esteem distracting him from taking notice of the forming chaos not too far away. By some type of chance,in a really messed up way,things began to click into place. The second Sasuke just happened to step foot in the sugar section the teenage girl had pulled the base of the mountain,AKA the bottom packet of the mountain of sugar. Walking away from the small store while hugging the sugar packet close to her heart,she ignored the mountain that had started to tumble down as she exited the small food market place.
Unfortunately Sasuke has a habit of being at the wrong place at the wrong time,for he found this out a little bit too late as the emo boy laid face down in the dirt. Nearly thirty pounds of sugar restricted him from moving a muscle,but it didn't stop him from groaning as he felt a sharp business card poke him in the arm and an annoying voice that asked,"Do you need insurance?"
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Just exiting the store after purchasing really awesome fishnet clothing for Mel-chan -if she wanted it,that is- and for myself,I walked down the streets now dressed in my awesome neon ninja clothes. Very sneaky, eh? I grinned evilly at all of the bags I bought;They had a fifty percent sale for awesome ninja clothing. I mean like,who wouldn't buy that? Well,unless you're a depressing emo boy who has a bad fashion sense and wears butt bows all day,then that's another story… Oh wow,that really reminds me of somebody,but I can't put my finger on it… But that's besides the point,Muffin-chan doesn't exactly shop for actual clothes. I only buy awesome ninja clothing,duh. I mean like,who wouldn't like awesome ninja clothing,duh!
All of a sudden I had this really strange feeling to go down a deserted alley way and hurt somebody,as a frown tugged at my lips. Now why would I want to hurt somebody,everybody knows violence is not the answer,duh. Besides,my mommy trained me not to go down deserted alleyways alone,but this didn't look like something that had been abandoned. Actually,it looked like many people have visited it.
I mean,it's not like I'm going to be alone in the alleyway for long,I'm bound to run into somebody,duh! I do hope they have sugar with them though.. I saw the people on television put sugar into sandwich baggies and give them to their friends,but the police keep on getting jealous in all the movies and ruin them by shooting everybody! I mean like,way to ruin a perfectly good movie,duh. Deciding that I should indeed walk down the alleyway and ignore the strange creepy vibes it gave,I walked in the direction that looked pretty unsafe and stuff. I mean like,in all the movies that's like the yellow brick road to getting your sugar in sandwich baggies,duh!
Entering the opening of another alleyway,I suddenly recognized my light brown haired companion not too far away from myself. Wow,does that mean Mel-chan knows about the sugar baggie people too? Glancing to who her baggie person was,I felt the blood in my face drain completely. All of a sudden I felt my eyes grow wide,nearly bugging out of my sockets. All of a sudden I squealed loud;Ignoring the fact the blond man was busy having a nosebleed,as I ran across the alleyway screaming,
"DEIDARA-KUN!"
Oh, such hilarity, no? You gotta love Muffin-chan's logic. -nods-
So I'm going to repeat this, so you don't forget.
Me and Bittersweet were talking. We would REALLY REALLY REALLY appreciate more readers to review. WE only have one person who is reviewing faithfully. A HUGE thanks to mysticalwaters. You make us find a point to writing this. So you readers, you might want to review or me and Bittersweet might not want to write anymore. And we know you read. So please, for the sake of sugar and the Akastuki that have finally been brought into the story, review. Even if it's just a: good job, keep it up'. that is only 5 words guys. You can do it. I think. Please?
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