Chapter 9: The L'ciegoland
"Omg my eidolon is missing too!" Lightning freaked out. "HURRY TRACK THEM ON MY APP." Snow shoved his broken Toothpick++ in Hope's mouth. It turned out his Eidolon had gone on a very gay date with Odin to L'ciegoland. "I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ODIN IS GAY. WORSE YET, HE'S GAY WITH A FUCKING DRUMSET." Lightning was furious. Hope blushied. He was so happy his drumset was bisnarexual. (That means his drum likes snares you fucking preps) so then they warped to L'ciegoland. Vanille orgasmsd at all the rides they had. "FANG I WANT A DINOSAUR BEAR!" Vanille dragged Fang to the arts and crafts booth while Lightning pulled out her app. "Well, it looks like they're on the l'ciegoland driving school for kids section. So Snow, Hope, and Lightning went there. They did in fact see their eidolons in a mini lego car together in the adult section! "GET THEM!" Lightning transformed into a car and was about to run them over when a man stopped her. "Excuse me miss, you need to pay the fine first." Lightning jammed her wheel in the man's face and revved her oil all over him. She proceeded to go after the eidolons. Snow birthday boyed without hesitation and went in after Lightning. However, the man caught Hope. "Sorry kid, you're too young to go in the adult section." Hope pouted, "i will be next game..." He sat on the sidelines as Snow and Lightning ran over everyone to try to catch Odin and Alexander. Meanwhile with Fang and Vanille, they were winning prizes and cute stuff. But then Vanille saw a BIIIIGGG lego coaster! "OoOooO Fang! I want to ride that!" Vanille peed a little. "Uh..I don't know.." Fang got nervous. "AWWWW LITTLE FANG'S A BABBBBBBYYYYY?!" Vanille made a scene while dragging her toward the roller coaster. "Vanille...I...I have to tell you something. My father, he died in a roller coaster. I haven't been the same since. I can't ride ok!" Fang angrily shoved Vanille away. "Oh Fang! I'm sorry I didn't know!" Vanille cried. "Uhm...but I want to slowly recover. I'll go on the little one for toddlers with you." Fang offered. "Ok!" Vanille jiffied and they were going on the kiddy coaster next door. There were a lot of adults on the coaster. "Huh, I didn't know that there were a lot of adults on kiddy rides." Fang was confused. "Oh, it's cause they usually ride with their kids probably." vanille comforted Fang. Fang stepped in the coaster, but Vanille didn't. "Vanille?" Fang was starting to panick as the bars got shut on. "HEHEHEHE I LIED THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING COASTER IN THIS WHOLEEEE THEME PARK." Vanille took out her selfie stick and snapped a pic. "I'LL'CIE YOU IN FALHELL!" Vanille giggled and pulled the lever to go EXTRA FAST. "VANIIIILLLLEEE!" fang screeched, and someone in front of her turned around, "stop being such a fucking baby." said the teen before turning back around. Fang was going to go too fast and was going to fly off the track!
Unfortunately the ride man heard screeches so he thought it was an emergency. He stopped the cart. Fang turned and barfed, thankful it was over. He pushed a button and all the seats unlocked except for Fang's! The baby screaming little girl who caused it to stop got off and fell to her death. "Does anyone else want off? Because I am going to start it now." asked the man controlling the ride. Fang wanted to shout "NOO LET ME OFF!" But could not because her mouth was full of puke. Vanille had used SANCTUM GLUE to glue in the strap lever for Fang, so she wouldn't be able to get off. "AHHH!" Fang howled uselessly as Vanille giggled taking pictures. Meanwhile Lightning and Snow had just finished cornering the Odin and Alexander. "YOU LITTLE FUCKS!" Lightning threatened with her wavy pre-attack animation. Snow just gruffed a little. Odin explained. "Alexander, being a drumset, wants me to talk." Odin tore off two of his horse ears and pounded on Alexander in three swift motions making the comedic "dun don SHHH" noise. "We needed to lead you here, so thats what we did." Odin explained. "And where the fuck is here?" Lightning asked crossing her arms. Odin took a deep breath. "This... IS THE
Birthday Zone!" Odin grabbed one of Alexander's legs (a silo) and chucked it at Lightning, forgetting how small humans are compared to transformers like himself. The silo smashed Lightning into the ground and Snow had to revive deadLightning. "umm..I...I don'f know how to heal..." Snow twiddled his fingers. "Try your best." Odin ominously suggested. "Umm... expecto-l'cietronum!" Snow casted, but he ended up fucking up and casting Falvadacadabra. It shattered Lightning into many pieces. "Well, maybe its not a heroic weather or something today?" Snow shrugged. Alexander hit his silos together and ran that smug ass over. Snow was rolled to a pulp. He smashed into the wall, and hit a popl'cieorn machine. Popl'cieorn spilled EVERYWHERE! "YEAHHHH!" Snow wenr wild and made deadAngels out of the dead machine operator in the popl'cieorn. Snow saw Hope and grabbed him from the Kiddypen. He checked him out from the register. The register man looked at Hope. "Is this man your dad?" he asked. "No." Hope huffed. "Have a nice day!" the man let Snow check out Hope. "lets go!" Snow dragged his punk baby face to the eidolons. Odin had apparently revived Lightning while Snow was gone. Alexander suddenly shouted, "ITS HOPE's BIRTHDAYYY!" Without hesitation, Snow grap-snapple-popped that son-of-a-fun into the ground. "OWW!" Hope cried. Suddenly a roller coaster broke off its track and the cart smashed on Hope. Fang was WHITE from the experience!
