Disclaimer: Not mine and I can only defend the contents of this with my sugar-high state.
Merlin sat in a corner, shining Arthur's boots. The prat himself sat on a chair not five feet away. Arthur suddenly sat ramrod straight.
"Merlin." Nothing.
"Merlin." Still nothing.
"Merlin, look at me!" Merlin sighed.
"Yes, Arthur?"
"You know those insults you always say?"
"What, 'clotpole'?"
"Yes, and that other one… Dollop-head."
"What of them?"
"It only just occurred to me… completely ludicrous of course… but really I have to ask… maybe I shouldn't though… and."
"Arthur, just ask the stupid question."
"Have you been calling me a penis?" Merlin paused, stared, and then smirked.
"You've only just now realized?"
