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"Knock, knock." Came a voice I had never heard of before. Then a clopping of hooves. I think I know who it is…
"Knock, knock." Came a voice I had never heard of before. Then a clopping of hooves. I think I know who it. The door open and Foaly galloped in. "'Sup, Donkey Boy." I raised a knuckle. He just stared at it. I sighed and rolled my eyes. I muttered cowpog and took his hand and showed him how to do a knuckle bump. Everyone was staring at us. I didn't like or hate Foaly, he was in between. "Okay…. Well I saw what you and the Mud Girl did. Congrats to you, trouble and" he turned to Artemis. "And congrats to you." He snickered and Artemis and I blushed.
"Do not say a word about this." Trouble growled. "Lips are sealed." Foaly pretended to seal them. "Yeah right." Holly and I said in unison. Maddox and Kristina snickered. "Really, how mature." I knew exactly what they were talking about. "What?" They acted innocent. "Um, dude, I have known you since fifth grade, and we are in college! I know exactly what you are talking about." I narrowed my eyes. "Wait. You are in college! You are only fifteen! I never knew that!" Holly gasped. "Holly, Holly. There are a lot of things you don't know about me, but I know a lot about you. And yes we are in college. We are genii in Mexico, the US, and….. Maddox where else?" I asked. "I think it was Thailand." He started thinking.
"Yes, I remember. We beat the crap out of that Thai guy want to be. I mean, really. He couldn't give me a challenge in chess. How hard is it?" I rolled my eyes. "Hard." Kristina and Maddox answered. I shook my head. "What eves. Now shall we go on with the questions?" I raised an eyebrow. "Um….. So, how do you know about the People?" Holly asked. My friends and I looked at each other and smiled. "She doesn't know. How cute." I said sarcastically. "How could she not! It's like a best seller." Kristina rolled her eyes.
"Cowpog." I laughed. "Just tell us or I will mesmerize you." Holly stepped forward. "I totally think you will." I sarcastically murmured and told her everything about the books. I finished and noticed everyone was staring at me. "What?" I was very freaked. "I will go look up this book. I will be right back." Foaly ran out of the room. Holly said something in what I guessed was Gnommish and I felt a prick. Everything went dark.
I woke up in a huge bed. I looked around, and then slid off the bed. I shook my head. I just really wanted to go home. I was like, super tired and had been sedated too many times. I had a voice drift from the hallway, scared and small. I opened my door and came face to face with Kristina. "Where are we?" she asked. "This time I don't know." I stepped in to the hallway. "Let's go look for Maddox." Kristina started down the corridor. I nodded and we walked until we came to a door I assumed was a closet. Holly and Artemis were already there with Maddox. "There you are." I nodded at Maddox. Then I noticed Holly was in tears, but smiling. "Wait, what!" my brain was seriously confused.
Then Holly shoved Artemis in the room and Kristina shoved my in. The room was indeed a closet. It was very small so I was sitting in Artemis's lap. I heard lots of laughter from the outside. "They fell for it." I heard Holly say. My face was a deep red. The lights weren't on. I wonder where Butler is. He could get us out of here. "How very embarrassing." I muttered. The lights flickered on, making it even more embarrassing if that is possible. His face was a dark red. I noticed a camera above our heads, but I couldn't reach it.
I was very frustrated. I looked into his blue eyes. They were mesmerizing. He looked back. Slowly our faces went together, as if they were magnets. Then our lips met. It was actually my first time kissing. And the best thing wasn't the kissing sensation. It was that I was kissing Artemis Fowl. We kissed for about a minute until we pulled back. Now our faces were a darker red. The door flew open and revealed that everyone was there. That meaning Butler, Holly, Maddox, Kristina, Angeline, Artemis Sr., Juliet, and Foaly on the T.V. Now our faces were as red as root.
"Oh, Root would be proud!" Kristina said and everyone laughed. Even Butler's mouth twitched. "AWWWW! Arty's first kiss!" Angeline cooed. I was up in an instant, running my hands through my hair. "D'arvit." Artemis and I said in unison. That just made them laugh harder. "Okay, I am just going, to, like-mpph!" Juliet had 'accidently' pushed Artemis toward me and he fell on me. Now we were in the same position as we were I Haven. "OMF!" Kristina and Juliet burst out laughing. Artemis and I were kissing even if hadn't meant to. I pushed him off and sat up. "Really, just can't get enough Arty?" I joked and helped him up. His face colored again. "Now, I guess you both are BF and GF." Juliet and Kristina squealed. I sighed and Artemis looked confused.
Juliet rolled her eyes and told him. His face was like what the heck, we just met! It was true, but what the Frond! Who cares! I get to date my favorite character! But Artemis would probably object. "OMF where are we?" Kristina asked. "Fowl Manor." Juliet whispered something in Kristina's ear after answering her. Kristina got that smile that even scared me. I swallowed. The two slowly advanced on me. Then Kristina said that one word that made me want to die. I loved shopping and wearing new clothes but this was too far. "Dress." Kristina laughed and grabbed my wrist. This was the only thing that made me fear a thing. Juliet grabbed my other wrist. Everyone was looking at me in pity. "D'arvit." I said. I rolled my eyes. I have really sharp canines that I use to bite things with to get my way. I bit Kristina gently and she yelped.
Now I have to get Juliet off of me. I kicked her feet out from under her, but she quickly recovered. She grabbed my ankle. So I grabbed the thing closest to me. Unfortunately, that 'thing' was Artemis. And so now Artemis was on the floor with me and Juliet. I let go of Artemis and held on to a hand railing. "No. I hate dresses." I growled as Kristina and Juliet pulled on my feet. "Let go!" Juliet tugged harder, but I managed to hold on. Everyone was staring at us. "You will not get me into those cursed dresses!" I declared. "I don't even know why you want me in one." I wanted a reason. "So Arty will like you a lot more!" they both laughed. I was so shocked I let go. I had only taken about five running steps before they tackled me and dragged me into Juliet's room.
If you were an outsider you would hear me yelling let go and stuff like that and you would hear my friends saying never, just do it. Finally they settled on a long shirt that was pink (I hate that color) and tight black jeans (I love those things). They walked outside with me. I was super mad because they forced me in this and had taken my glasses away. I was near sighted, but could see everything within twenty five feet of me. I groaned as they lead me to Artemis. "Can't I just, like, get out of this and put my regular stuff on?" I asked. "No." they both put me in front of Artemis, whose face was red. " 'Sup." I rolled my eyes.
"How does she look?" they asked. D'arvit, they are making this so awkward. Angeline was trying not to laugh. Holly and Foaly were already laughing their heads off. "Good." He said. Juliet and Kristina squealed, babbling about stupid things. I crossed my arms. "This is so awkward." I sighed. "I agree." Artemis nodded. Juliet and Kristina awed. Then-
