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"So, Captain, just what is your plan to deal with this mutiny?" Jade had asked the question only a few moments ago. Jade, Zelos, Ed, and Sora had been gathered in the Captain's quarters, and Jade in particular had been ever-so-curious as to what means Naruto had to deal with the mutiny.

Naruto turned to look at his crew, smirking. "Do you really think that I'd have those pirate scum on my ship cause a mutiny and kill me and any of the other good people on this ship? Of course not! I let them all go search for the treasure, while we all get the hell outta here and leave them marooned! Pretty good plan, huh?"

Naruto smiled, amused with his own plan. Zelos couldn't help but object. "But what about the treasure?? Hunnies are only attracted to men by two things: beauty of the male, and money. Or at least, the hunnies I attract..."

Jade made a mental note to have Zelos shot out of another cannon, just for that comment. For now, though, he'd just elaborate for his rather stupid assistant. "Well Zelos, would you rather run the risk of nearly getting killed by a bunch of pirates for a treasure that may not even exist? And besides, I'm starting to ache, these poor old bones of mine..."

Ed hadn't been paying much attention, as something more pressing had come to his attention. "Guys, this is a great plan in all... but does it involve Luke getting kidnapped?"

Everyone seemed to dash to the window, only to have their worst fears realized. Luke had indeed been kidnapped, and was being led to the island in the lifeboat. He appeared to be tied up.

So, because this fanfic makes almost no sense (and because this is what happens in the movie), we're gonna skip right to the part where the pirates are camping for the night. It was so festive, even the Black Cat Band was playing (The only reason Creed couldn't glomp Train and make him suffocate was the fact that Echidna had put a leash on him.)

"Hey, aren't we supposed to be good guys?" Sven was just curious on account of the fact that he was a sweeper, and usually had to actually catch bad guys (for a reward, of course; a guy's gotta make a living) and playing for a bunch of blood-thirsty pirates and their... "God"-like captain seemed hypocritical, at least to him.

One of the girls playing the guitar, Rinslet, put in her two cents on the matter. "We're the band, Sven! We aren't on anyone's side!"

Eve agreed. "As long as we don't really help them, we're still good guys. What do you think, Train?"

Train answered with something completely off topic. Actually, it was more like mindlessly shouting. "POLITICS!! POLITICS!" (On a side note, Creed got a nosebleed... I don't know why either.)

"I rest my case," Eve responded.

Sven gave up, and continued to play his saxophone. It didn't help him, however, that he felt sorry for Luke, who was blindfolded and had his hands tied to his chest. On top of that, the pirates kept pushing him around... which apparently was fun... why, who knows...

Anyways, after lots of pushing Luke was stopped and was face-to-face (his blindfold had been taken off) with his so-called friend Light. Light seemed to beam at him, almost smiling. Luke was afraid of what Light had in store for him, but was determined not to show even the tiniest bit of fear, not to this... this traitor...

Light, who seemed to sense this, decided to "test" Luke. "Well, what do you think, my friend? Wonderful, isn't it?"

Luke growled. "Yeah, wonderful alright. You tricked me in to believing I was your friend!"

Light chuckled, amused by this, then gave Luke on of his most sinister looks. "You ought to be grateful that I spared your life. I assure you that if Kisame had his way, you'd have been made an example out of. That, I can assure you."

Luke couldn't hide the fear on his face. You really couldn't blame him. Light could be beyond scary sometimes. Light smiled again. "Good. I'm glad you know the position you're in. I'll have you know I spared you because I feel you're a valuable asset to my crew, Luke."

Luke smirked. "Like I'd ever become a pirate."

Light blinked, then smiled again. "Now, now Luke, I believe you misunderstand me and my dear, dear crew. We are nothing like that barbarian of a pirate, Kisame, and I'll prove it to you... with my musical number!"

It took all Luke had not to outright puke. The Black Cat Band stared the music (A/N: Some of the lyrics may be changed slightly; it's to fit the fic).

Light had started "his" big musical number. "When I was just a lad looking for my true vocation, my friend said, 'Now bud, this choice deserves deliberation. Though you could be a doctor, or perhaps a financier, my friend, why not consider a more promising career!'"

The pirates had all stared to sing as a chorus, "Hey ho ho! You'll cruise to foreign shores! And you'll keep your mind and body sound by working out of doors!"

Light sung solo again. "True friendship and adventure are what we can't live without—"

The crew joined in again. "—and when you're a professional pirate—"

Laharl finished the verse. "—That's what the job's about!"

"Upstage, men! It's my only number!" Light commanded. He then continued his number, not noticing Luke wanting to puke. Or, just not caring. "Now take Sir Francis Drake, the Spanish all despise him! But to the British he's a hero and they idolize him! It's how you look at buccaneers that makes them bad or good! And I see us as members of a noble brotherhood!"

The pirates broke out in song again. "Hey ho ho! We're honorable men! And before we lose our tempers we will always count to ten!"

Light drew a dagger. "On occasion there may be someone you have to execute!" He stabbed Greed, who came back to life soon after.

The pirates started again (geez, this is a long song...) "But when you're a professional pirate—"

Flonne sang the next line. "You don't have to wear a suit..."

The other pirates stared at her, dumbfounded. Laharl and Etna gave the most dumbfounded stares.

"...What?" Flonne asked as if what she just said was totally normal.

"I could have been a surgeon I like taking things apart!" Laharl pronounced evilly.

"I could have been a lawyer but I just had too much heart," Flonne confessed.

"I could have been in politics... cause I've always been a big spender," Etna admitted.

"And me... I could have been a contender," Greed said with an evil smirk.

Light elaborated his view of pirates for Light. "Some say that pirates steal and should be feared and hated. I say we're victims of bad press. It's all exaggerated! We'd never stab you in the back!" Lust got stabbed by Wrath as this line was sung. "We'd never lie or cheat!" Misa showed Ed's stolen pocket watch. "We're just about the nicest guys you'd ever want to meet!"

And now, back to our heroes. Naruto was issuing orders for those remaining on the ship. "While me, Sora, and Ed go to the island, you three keep the ship safe." They were just getting in the life boat. Jade had one of his dead serious looks on his face. He wasn't sure if there were pirates on board the ship, and if there were, he knew that three crew members didn't stand a chance. Even so, he obeyed his orders and cast them off.

The pirates all started to hum except for Light, who was saying some sort of speech to convince Luke to join him. "Luke, my friend, you should join us! We are not evil pirates or even vigilantes! We are a crew that stand for justice, truth, and—"

Flonne stopped humming to interrupt. "—and the Power of Love!"

Light seemed to be taken aback slightly. "Yeah... that too... Anyways Luke, you should join us!"

The pirates were now singing the last bits of their song. "Hey ho ho! It's one for all for one. And we'll share and share alike with you and love you like a son!"

At this line a bunch of random pirates glomped Luke, who swore some of his ribs had been cracked. Still, the pirates continued with their song. "We're gentlemen of fortune and that's what we're proud to be. And when you're a professional pirate..."

Light sang one last solo. "You'll be honest, brave, and free! The soul of decency! You'll be loyal and fair and on the square, and most importantly—"

All the pirates joined in for the last chorus of the song. "When you're a professional pirate, you're always in the best of company!!"

After the song ended, Luke's bonds were cut from his hands. Light gave a gentleman's smile to Luke. "Well, my friend, shall we be going to find the map?"

Luke couldn't help but stare. Why was Light sparing his life? It seemed really confusing. It was even more confusing that Light was releasing Luke from his bonds. Luke could get away! The only problem was, if he tried to escape, then Light's minions would just capture him again, and Luke didn't think Light would be so lenient with him the next time. Luke vaguely wondered if Light was sparing him partly because Luke had trusted him. He was about to ask when a cannon was shot from the Tartarus. "Ha! See? Captain Naruto's coming to rescue me! You guys don't stand a chance!"

Light did not seem fazed in the least. "Ah, Luke. You're so silly. You didn't think I'd really just let Naruto out-think me, did you? I left my best crew members on the ship, just in case. If another cannon is shot, then that means they have succeeded in our mutiny."

Luke prayed with all his might that there would be no cannon shot. To his dismay, he heard another cannon fired from the ship, along with the pirates cheering. "Now Luke, the only way my crew and I will be able to find the treasure is if I have two things. One is the map, which I have, and two," Light pointed towards Luke's pocket. "is that compass of yours."

Luke looked defeated. He knew that he stood no chance against the pirates alone, and worse, he had to help them. Sighing, he reached for his pocket, took out his compass, and gave it to Light. Light yelled in triumph. With Luke leading the way, they were off to find the treasure.

Meanwhile, Naruto, Sora, and Ed had landed on the island, and were trying to find Luke. They had heard the cannon shots, and feared for the worst. "Come on, you two, we can't let the others who stayed behind down." Naruto's voice was firm, although in truth he was actually quite nervous about Luke's safety, along with his ship's safety. Still, he trudged on, used to this fear.

They were traveling along when Sora tripped. He was panting a bit. Naruto noticed this, and stated, "I think we should rest here for tonight. We won't be any good fighting the pirates if we're tired."

Ed agreed. Although he didn't show it, he was getting kind of tired too. They put out the lights and went to sleep. Well, Ed tried to, but couldn't on account of the fact that someone was staring at him. "Sora…? Is that you...? Dammit, stop staring at me and go to sleep!"

Another pair of eyes was staring at Ed, this time Sora's. "But Ed, I'm over here... I was sleeping..."

Just as Sora said that, more eyes appeared. Ed woke up Naruto, almost panicking. "Naruto! Get up! Turn on the lamp!"

Naruto got up groggily. "Fine... fine... I'm sure it's just owls or something..."

Naruto turned on the lamp, only to find that the eyes definitely weren't owls. They were people! They yelled some kind of weird chant, and dragged our heroes off into the depths of the island…