A/N: Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I still don't own Les Mis.


Éponine: I'm so done with Marius after he met that blonde bitch.

Courfeyrac: Are you sure?

Éponine: Yeah.

Courfeyrac: Yesterday I saw you counting his freckles.

Éponine:...

Éponine is offline.

Courfeyrac: That's what I thought.


Gavroche: Javert said that he will arrest you if you don't give me candy.

Jean Valjean: Did he really?

Gavroche: Yes. Yes he did.

Jean Valjean: Are you serious?

Gavroche: Maybe. Maybe not.

Jean Valjean: Gavroche. Not cool.


Grantaire: Enjy.

Enjolras: What? And you know not to call me that!

Grantaire: I think I love-

Enjolras: There is no time for love R! We have a revolution to plan!

Enjolras is offline.


A/N: Again, sorry if this was kind of crappy. I'm running out of ideas. Anyways, review!