Scenario 8: Rosalie and Emmett adopt a child.

We all know how much Rosalie is maternal; well we also know she can't get pregnant because she is a vampire. The only possible way her motherly needs can be met is adoption. Now which continent should they get their child from; North America, South America, Europe, Asia, Australia, Africa, or Antarctica? Well I'm pretty sure that there are very few people, let alone adoption agencies, on Antarctica. North America is not a destination baby so no. Everyone adopts from Asia and Africa. Europe is a good vacation spot and they wouldn't want to bring their baby back to the place of suffering. Australia it is! So they adopt a two year old boy and name him Jefferson. Then a dingo eats the baby. HAHAHAHA! Australian pun! Okay, well I'll calm down now. So they go back and adopt a two month old girl named Sydney. This time they are super careful. They get back to Forks and then the whole family goes baby crazy. Bella, Alice, Esme, Renesme, and Rosalie all swarm the baby and give her so much love she explodes, literally. Well Rosalie is too traumatized to go back and get a baby so she doesn't. She doesn't even try to adopt a baby in the US. Instead she dresses Emmett up like a baby and cradles him in her arms. She goes a little overboard though. She starts trying to give him mashed peas and milk in a bottle, she settles for putting blood in the bottle and then mixing the peas with deer heart. So, Rosalie ends up with Emmett in a baby outfit eating peas and blood from a bottle, two dead baby attempts, and a new family laughing stock.