Mikau: Hello again! Thanks so much for coming back. This one's just a tiny short, but I hope it brings a smile to your face. It was fun to write them as annoying rivals. Thanks to MeitanteiRose and patternleap for your reviews last chapter!

Disclaimer: If I owned it…oh, the havoc I could wreak. Bwahaha!

Yesterday or Tomorrow

"Kuroba, when did you plan to finish filling out that form I gave to you about your witness testimony?" Saguru sighed.

"Yesterday," Kuroba answered helpfully. "…or tomorrow."

Saguru's eyes narrowed. "You do realize that this is important, don't you? The criminal could get away if you don't do your part. How does today work for you?"

"Nah, today's out. I have to wash my hair today, and that's an all-day affair. How about never? Does never work for you?" The belligerent magician yawned.

"You're not taking this very seriously," Saguru replied flatly.

"Hakuba, jaywalking isn't really a very serious offensive in my opinion. I'm not going to write up a long, complicated witness testimony just because some kid didn't use the crosswalk. You're stupid. Leave me alone."