Quick update for a very good egg!

I apologise for any deaths caused by last chapter... I'm totally sorry. Honest.

-HTTYD-

Hiccup was well and truly fucked when only Astrid was sending him explicit text messages. With both her and Cami working that angle, Hiccup had to turn his phone off sometimes just to catch his breath.

It was even worse when it was them together. When the girls hooked up without him - as they were all in agreement, was ok, as Hiccup and Astrid were alone together too. Cami occasionally turned up at his flat when she knew Astrid was working. It was unrealistic to assume they could always hook up as a three, and Cami was an increasingly good friend to each of them...

but when Hiccup was getting sent increasingly explicit pictures while on a lunch break, it was very difficult to not simply quit his job and head over there to join in. Damn them both.

"What are you grinning abo- hot damn! Sorry Hic!"

"Shit! Eret!"

His workmate backed up, enormous sandwich in his hand as the other tried to cover his eyes in an imitation of 'I didn't see anything!'. Hiccup locked his phone and shoved it in his pocket.

"I'm sorry! I was coming over to talk to you, I didn't mean to see boob!"

What the Hel was Hiccup supposed to explain to Eret? That his sister and her cousin were sending him updates while they had sex? That was a sure fire way to get himself arrested.

"It's... fine. Just never bring it up again."

"Where's the fun in that?"

Lunch breaks were the only time Hiccup and Eret were away from Alvin at work, the only time they could speak freely.

"Anyway Hic, I've been dying to find out who this mystery woman is. You're so secretive... and she's got a great set. Plus wasn't she the one who you had the threeway with?"

Rolling his eyes, Hiccup took a drink from his water bottle.

"Want to say it a bit louder? Don't!" he saw Eret gearing up, nipped it in the bud "it's... it's complicated, ok?"

Eret nodded, chewing his sandwich.

"Fair enough. But you know if you want to talk about it, I'm here?"

Fairly sure he was going to regret it, but at least sure he could say it hadn't worked out when she moved on...

"I'm seeing Cami. She's Astrid's cousin."

"Astri- oh. Huh. That's... she's not your cousin though, right?"

"Right. But Astrid's my sister, and our family is a bloody mess at the best of times... it just makes people raise eyebrows, you know?"

Eret nodded again, staring at his sandwich like it would offer him answers.

"Fair enough. Damn though. She sounds like a wild card already."

"Yeah... you could say that."

Hiccup sent the girls a text to say his phone was going on silent until he finished work, for the sake of his sanity. He ate his food quickly, acutely aware of Eret eyeballing him.

"Does anybody else know about Cami?"

"Astrid. That's it."

"Ah. Sorry for invading your privacy. I promise never to mention to your girlfriend I caught sight of a nipple."

"Cami wouldn't care. She'd strip off and ask which one looks more familiar."

Eret snorted, shaking his head while Hiccup felt relieved Eret only seemed to have seen Cami in the top half of the photo. And he wasn't kidding about Cami. It wouldn't even be the first time she'd flashed someone. In public. She was completely ridiculous. It was one of the things he liked about her.

"Oi! Not paying you two to sit around."

"It's our lunch break Alvin."

Their boss huffed, stomped back in muttering about lazy workers. Hiccup ran a hand through his hair, sighing. Alvin was on his case constantly as it was - he wanted to up Hiccup's hours, but not raise his pay in line. He was also constantly on Hiccup about occasionally being late to work; he didn't care that Hiccup was tied up. Literally, in some cases, other times simply held down by Astrid or Cami.

"You need to drop the girlfriend if she's making you late."

"Not a chance. Your shop would flop in a week without me."

Alvin dismissed him, leaving Hiccup to go back to Eret and work on the next car. They were both underpaid, overworked and honestly, overqualified. It was probably intentional, making sure Hiccup couldn't afford to quit unless he had another job lined up, and limiting his time so much it would be near impossible to actually find another job.

"We should hang out soon. Maybe I can meet Cami."

Hiccup nodded, a little guilty feeling making itself known as he lied. Well, they could hang out, but not with Cami. Since she wasn't really his girlfriend. He headed home, finding a tiny blonde whirlwind sat outside the door of his flat with a cheeseburger in one hand and a magazine in the other.

"Hi Cami."

"Hey there. Astrid promised to help Heather with something, but told me to come entertain you."

"Well, come on in. I'll have to get you a key sorted so you can at least not eat on the floor."

Cami smiled as Hiccup unlocked the door, scampering in on all fours before hopping upright. He left her to finish eating while he went to clean up and get changed, heading out in shorts to flop on the sofa. She clambered on top of him, looking intently at his face.

"What's wrong?"

"I hate my job. Actually, I love my job. I hate my boss."

Frowning, Cami scratched her chin.

"Shall I hack his computer and get him arrested?"

"No!"

"Killed?"

"No."

"Slightly maimed?"

"Camicazi, behave."

She giggled, unrepentant as she fiddled idly with his hair.

"Can't you get a new job?"

"I don't have the time. Between Astrid, you and working all the hours Alvin gives me, I don't exactly have a lot of free time. And I can't afford to quit if I don't have something else lined up."

"Hmm. We'll workshop this later. Are you eating before or after I mount you properly?"

Hiccup pondered, standing with Cami still firmly wrapped around him like a limpet. Literally, since she was biting at his neck as he carried her through to his bedroom. His decision not to put much on was appreciated by Cami as she ran hands down his chest, dragged her tongue down his stomach with a smirk when Hiccup squirmed at the odd sensation. His shorts waistband barely cleared his erection before Cami had her mouth on him, tonguing his cock in long, wet stripes before sucking ardently at his tip.

Foreplay was almost as full on as anything else with Cami.

Her small hand didn't quite fully encircle his shaft, but Cami didn't struggle to take all of him in her mouth. Hiccup wasn't sure she'd ever heard of a gag reflex, the way she took him down so eagerly, encasing Hiccup in soft heat and circling that nimble tongue around him and how did she breathe? Her head bobbed up, focusing only on the tip before she let him free, wiping at wet lips before she crawled up his body to kiss him roughly. His cock throbbed in protest of the loss, reprimanded by Hiccup as he managed to roll Cami beneath him, trying to undress impatient blonde.

"Clothes are such an inconvenience. Don't be surprised if I turn up some time in just a trench coat and shoes."

Hiccup doubted it even crossed Cami's mind to be kidding. He worked off her jeans while she unbuttoned her shirt, underwear coming down with the tight black denim to leave Cami in only her bra.

"Just forewarn me in case my mother is visiting. You probably won't mind, but she might."

Cami rolled her eyes.

"Spoilsport. I promise not to flash without ascertaining your mother isn't here. Anybody else is fair game."

Tightening thighs on his torso, Cami flipped them like it was nothing and straddled him quickly, reaching up to remove her bra so she was completely bare at last. Her tiny frame belied the strength within, masterful angelic smile not quite enough to convince Hiccup she wasn't an absolute deviant. Shuffling backwards until she was knelt over his thighs, Hiccup whined as she gripped his cock, thumb circling the ridge of his glans to wind him just a little higher. Still, Cami wasn't one for patience, so Hiccup wasn't left waiting long for her to shift and guide him into place.

"Gods you feel thicker like this. How does a skinny guy like you end up wielding this sort of weapon?"

Hiccup couldn't answer; he could barely breathe with Cami squeezing his cock in a tight silken grip, muscles rippling to accommodate him. Only when she settled, shaking and biting her lip as she pushed messy blonde hair off her face did he find his voice.

"Clearly it all went somewhere."

It was as witty as he could be with Cami on top of him right now, and he'd probably find the time to be embarrassed about it later, but right now he was just glad he hadn't come on the spot after her skillful oral attentions got him plenty aroused already. She'd barely began moving when a shrill noise came screaming from her jeans pocket, which Cami turned to look for.

"Can you reach them?"

Stretching, Hiccup reached for the jeans, gripping one of the legs and hauling them to the bed. There and then, Cami fished out her phone and looked at the screen, said she had to take it and answered it while still on top of him. She didn't even slow down her movements.

"Hey Fishface!"

Hiccup just tried to stay quiet as Cami continued riding him, trying to protest that they should wait but she simply slammed down harder on him in response and Hiccup almost yelped in surprise. So instead he bit his lip and hoped she'd be done soon.

"What's the-oh, the problem?"

Gods, Hiccup couldn't believe she was actually holding a conversation. Her slick heat slid up and down his cock, a purposeful grind when Cami leant forward and braced her free hand on Hiccup's shoulder for a better angle meaning he got no reprieve from the steady pleasure.

"Well find the" Cami stopped to let out a breathless, throaty pant before continuing "problem then. Dismantle it if you h-have to! I'll be in tomorrow to put it back together."

Hiccup lost the threat of their conversation after that, focusing more on staying quiet as Cami rode him with every intention of making him crack and moan aloud, smirking when she saw Hiccup clamp his lips shut to stay silent. Plus, he didn't understand the finite parts of a computer, just as Cami wouldn't pay much attention if he brought up oil gaskets.

"What are you sorry for Fish?" mumbling on the other side "oh, I'm not working out. I'm in bed, there's a very nice man under me."

Hiccup heard him yelp before the call cut out, Cami tossing her phone aside with an impish laugh before focusing her attentions back on Hiccup.

"I'd ask if you were going to be embarrassed at work tomorrow, but I know the answer to that already."

Cami winked, leaning back and slapping the side of his thigh to indicate Hiccup should bend his legs, giving her something to lean further back on. He complied, letting itchy fingers skate over flushed skin now there was no co-worker to hear Cami moan in response.

"Of course I won't be. I am incapable of that feeling."

Chuckling, Hiccup shook his head, watching Cami roll her hips to shift the angle his cock stroked inside her until he hit the spot to make her thighs shake. He slipped fingers down to her swollen little clit, rubbing at it the way he knew would bring Cami off quickly as he felt the urgency of his own climax begin to press at the edges of his mind. Cami reached for him, encouraging Hiccup to sit so she could kiss him, push his head down as she arched encouragingly until lips closed over her nipple.

"Fuck!"

Hiccup would be lying if he said he didn't really like that Cami and Astrid shared their filthy mouth, especially the way they cursed as they came. Barely holding on as it was, Hiccup spilled as she clenched around him, feeling her muscles grip tighter at his swelling cock. Cami slumped against his legs as Hiccup let himself fall back to the pillow, pushing sweaty fringe off his face with a sharp exhalation that would have been a laugh if he had the breath.

"Well, I'm less stressed than when I got home! But now I'm starving."

Cami smirked, stretching before she rolled out of his lap.

"I'm gonna go clean up so you won't miss out on dessert" Hiccup saw her wink "but go ahead, I'll be through in a minute."

"You want anything?"

Cami pondered.

"You have anything sweet?"

"Cookies in the fridge?"

"Perfect."

Hiccup spent only a few minutes in his kitchen putting together a sandwich and a protein shake - hopefully Astrid wouldn't mind him sneaking one - but when he came out, Cami was on his laptop, wearing only her underwear on his sofa. He didn't bother asking how she got his password; Astrid knew it and Cami was a hacker by hobby.

"Hey, how do you feel about restoring old cars in between engine repairs?"

"Excuse me?"

"I found a job for you. You're qualified enough, but this guy likes things done a certain way so the job has been open a while."

"How even... let me see?"

Cami held up the laptop, stretching and taking a cookie from the plate Hiccup had brought through.

"I just refined searches to skip through the junk of the internet."

Bemused as he scanned the listing, Hiccup grew more interested with every passing moment.

"Wow, this job is literally three times my current pay. And he wants two, so I could tell Eret. Thanks Cami."

She smiled as Hiccup put the laptop down, jotting down the number on the application to call in the morning - it was a bit late now. And he didn't trust Cami not to pull more phone antics.

"See? I'm good for more than sex and fighting."

He glanced at Cami, but nothing about her demeanor suggested she was actually feeling anything negative. Still, the comment bothered him a little. Should he ask if she was feeling used or reduced by their arrangement? Or was he being silly... surely Cami would let them know if she wasn't totally happy?

-HTTYD-

Or would sheeeeeeee?