Ed's Game

A/N: Ed says "Colton owns squat on my show!"

Chapter 9: Ed Trek

"Thank you, Eddy," Edd said as he got up in the control room.

"Your lucky I didn't leave you," Eddy yelled. "I was this close," he said, and showed an inch between his fingers. "To not getting out," he finished.

"How close was Ed to that?" Ed asked dumbly, and Eddy stared at him.

"Um, very far," Eddy said.

"Oh please, Eddy! You were closer to escaping than any of us!" Edd yelled. "But still, thank you," he said. He looked at the screen and saw that they were close to Sirius Shipbuilders. "Eddy, we're about to leave Warpspace!" Edd yelled, and suddenly the ship shook as it reentered real-space. An image of a human-like life form appeared on the screen.

"State your business, unidentified ship," the creature said. All you could see was the shoulders and the head.

"We need to get our ship fixed up," Eddy said, not lying in the least.

"Very well. You will be plasma-lifted into our docking bay. Please be patient," the figure said, before the image vanished.

"Double D, show us the outside view," Eddy said, and Edd pushed a button. A beam of cold plasma hit their ship, and began moving it towards the moon of Sirius IV… Sirius V.

"The moon appears to be Sirius Five," Edd said, reading a graph. "Approximate time till we land… Three minutes," he continued.

"OH MY GOSH!" Ed yelled in joy. "WE'RE GOING TO LAND ON AN ALIEN PLANET! THIS REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE ALIENS, ONLY WE'RE GOING TO LIVE!" Ed yelled, jumping up and down in joy. He was about to bounce off the walls, literally.

"ED! SHUT UP!" Eddy yelled, the sound of his voice sending Ed back towards a wall.

"O-K, Eddy!" Ed yelled happily, springing off the wall.

"Eddy, I think we should alert the others," Edd said, as he looked out the screen. He could see the moon's landing pad. It was a huge octagon.

"Good idea, Double D," Eddy said, pushing a button. "This is Captain Eddy speaking," he said. "We are about to land on Sirius Five. I order you all to wait for me before leaving," he said over the ship's comm. system.

As the ship moved forward, Zar walked into the control room. "Where did we enter real-space?" he asked, as he walked in.

"About one million miles from the nearest planet. Why?" Edd said, reading a chart.

"It's just you need to be a certain distance for… safety," Zar explained. "Unless there's an Intra-traction Field around the planet," he said.

"Um, OK," Eddy said, not knowing what to say. "We'll make sure we do that," Eddy said.

"Well, as long as you enter proper coordinates, you won't have to do that manually," Zar said, before leaving.

"This guy is plain out weird," Eddy said, before walking out the door and the hatch. The others were waiting for him and the other Eds, who followed him.

"When are we going to land?" Sarah asked impatiently.

"Soon enough," Eddy said, as he began to hum a song.

"You know it!" Ed yelled hearing Eddy hum. "You know the Death March!" he yelled. He began to hum along with Eddy.

Suddenly, a slight thud was heard, and the hatch's view-screen showed they had landed. "Eddy, the Eagle has landed," Edd said, as he pushed the open button. As the hatch opened, Ed was jumping up and down, and the others look anxious to get outside for once.

"Wait, I have to go first. I'm the captain," Eddy said, stepping in front of the others. It finished opening, and he walked outside. Ed ran by him, and began running around the ship laughing.

"Ahhh," Nazz sighed in joy. "It's so nice to have fresh air and space again," she said, stretching her limbs.

"Rolf's back, it aches," Rolf said, leaning back. Everyone could hear his back crack. "Ahhh," he sighed in relief.

"Dude, that was twisted," Kevin said, starring at Rolf.

"I don't know what it's like here either, Plank," Jonny said, smiling.

Damn it, Jonny! I'm not that dumb! Oh well, I'll let you think I don't know what it's like here. Plank thought, in a way Jonny couldn't hear him.

"OK, Double D, how do we keep in contact?" Eddy asked.

"Well, Eddy, I did find some ear-chips with a comm. feature, so we could give on to everyone," Edd said, taking out fourteen ear-chips. Eddy grabbed them.

"OK, everyone, listen up!" Eddy yelled, getting the attention of the kids. "We'll use this ear chips so I can get you all back to the ship at the right time," he said, and walked up to each of the kids. "I'll give you one, you better put it in your ear also. If you get lost, by not doing that, don't get mad when we leave you behind," Eddy said, giving each of them an ear chip. They put them in their ears, and instantly heard a slight buzz.

After a while, the buzz died down, and Eddy turned the ear-chips on from inside the ship. "Hello?" he asked through it's comm., and everyone heard him. "Do you hear me?" he asked.

He heard a yes from the outside, and walked out of the ship. "Well, you guys do what you like. They'll beep if you push a red button, and everyone will know that your injured or need help," Eddy said, before walking into a door. Edd and Ed followed him. Ed was excited.

"Eddy, where are we going?" Edd asked, as the walked into another room. Inside of it there were some of the Siriuns. They looked like humans from the waste up. They lacked legs, and slid across the ground, and they had a crest on their head. The wore robe-like clothes that hung far off their arm.

"Hey, fellas," Eddy said happily, walking in. "Can you guys tell me where to find the guys at Sirius Shipbuilders?" Eddy asked.

"We work for them," one of them said. "I'm Dalke," he said. "This is Yavid," he said, pointing at a Siriun that was gliding towards him. "And this is Mirya," he said, directing at another one. The Eds assumed she was a female, from her appearance, and Eddy noticed she sort of resembled a girl he once meet at the Peach Creek Mall he liked but never got around to dating due to a horrible accident involving another boy getting her to go out with him instead.

"Um, hi," Eddy said. "Who do we contact to get our ship repaired?" Eddy asked.

"That'd be the head office, their up the elevator on the third floor," Mirya said, gliding over to Eddy. "You know, your awfully familiar," she said, looking at him.

"You are too," Eddy said, and gulped. "Probably a coincident though," he added.

"True… The Universe is a big place, is it not?" she asked, smiling. "I suppose you three are going to be off now," she added.

"Um, yeah," Eddy said. Man, if only she was Human… I'd totally ask her out… I wonder what the alien laws of love are, Eddy thought, staring at her intently. "Well, we're going now, bye," he said, before she noticed his staring. He walked out the door, followed by the Eds, and into an elevator.

"Eddy, is it just me, or did you look like you had a crush on that Mirya person?" Edd asked as the elevator went up.

"OK, OK," Eddy said after a moment of awkward silence. "I do have a crush on her. She's so familiar though. Just like that one girl I almost got a date with, remember?" Eddy asked.

"I REMEMBER THAT!" Ed yelled happily. "YOU WERE SO MAD WHEN SHE WENT OUT WITH THAT ONE GUY!" Ed yelled, hugging Eddy.

"ED! LET GO!!" Eddy yelled, kicking Ed's face in and getting out of Ed's grasp.

"Sorry, Eddy," Ed said, as his face popped back out.

"Anyways, Eddy, how will we afford this?" Edd asked.

"Didn't you hear Zar? He said they made emergency repairs for free!" Eddy declared, as the elevator door opened. The Eds stumbled out of it, and Ed jumped up seeing the door ahead of them. It showed a massive space ship that greatly resembled a Star Destroyer.

"WOW!" Ed yelled, looking at it.

"How do we open it though?" Edd asked as he looked at the door.

"We knock!" Ed yelled, running over and knocking on the door.

"Ed, you idiot, that'll ne-" Eddy yelled, being interrupted by the sound of doors opening. "Oh. Never mind," he said, as him and the Eds walked in.

"What do you need?" a Siriun asked impatiently. "I don't have all day!"

"We need an emergency repair on our ship," Eddy said. "It's on the docking bay," Eddy said.

"There's hundreds of docking bays! WHAT ONE!?"

"Um," Eddy said, not knowing the answer.

"Docking bay number twelve," Edd said. He smiled a "I looked at the sign," smile at Eddy.

"Very well. I'll send a crew down their for repairs. It's free until you can repay us," the man said, using the "free for emergencies" in note.

"THAT'S NOT FREE!" Eddy yelled. "THAT'S A SCAM! Hey, I'll have to do that someday," Eddy said, thinking.

"It's because if it's emergency, chances are you are about to get money. If you don't pay, then we simply come and get the money ourselves," the man said. "Now, go!" he yelled, and the Eds left.

"How are we going to get the money, Double D?" Eddy asked in query.

"Well, we could travel the galaxy picking up money," Edd said, trying to think of something.

"Oh! That's a good idea! It'd be like in Star Trek!" Ed yelled in joy, as the elevator went down.

"That shows dumb! But it'd work. And we could get some extra money on the way," Eddy said, his eyes turning into dollar signs.

"Eddy, any extraterrestrial currency would be worthless on Earth," Edd said. "Although if we could get some gold or silver it could be substituted," he added, the doors opening.

"Well, I'm sure we'll find plenty of gold, Double D," Eddy said, his arm around Edd's neck now. "How about you go looking in some museum or something now," he said, pushing Edd forward.

"Very well then," Edd said, before walking off.

"Ed, I'm making sure you don't do anything stupid, so stay by me," Eddy said to Ed, and Ed jumped behind Eddy.

"REPORTING FOR DUTY, EDDY!" Ed yelled, scaring Eddy out of his socks, literally.

"ED!" Eddy yelled in anger. "DON'T DO THAT EVER AGAIN!" he yelled, hitting Ed's face in.

"Sorry," Ed said, happily. He picked Eddy up and put him on his shoulders. "I am a donkey!" he yelled. "Where to, mister?"

"Um, just go anywhere… AND STAY OUT OF TROUBLE!" Eddy yelled, as Ed began running off the street.

A store on Siriun

"Wow, they have some killer fashion here," Nazz said, looking into a window there. Inside there was clothing.

"You do know you can buy this stuff, right?" a Siriun asked impatiently as Nazz looked in the window, window shopping in a sense. Nazz decided she was a female Siriun from the voice and hair on the Siriun's head. And the clothing on it looked female-like.

"Yeah, I don't actually have any money," Nazz said. "I'm Nazz, who are you?" she asked happily. Best to introduce myself, she might become a friend some day. Nazz thought.

Nazz? That's a queer name, the Siriun female thought. "I'm Celestina, glad to meet you, Nazz," she said happily. She wasn't actually happy, or glad to meet Nazz, but she faked it.

"Well, I'll be off now," Nazz said, before leaving. As she walked down the street, she saw Kevin and Rolf talking to some Siriuns who were watching some show that resembled some sort of sport on a TV-like screen. Jonny was talking to some Siriuns with green clothing, and Jimmy, Sarah, and the Kankers were nowhere to be seen. She decided to walk over to Kevin and Rolf, when suddenly Ed carrying Eddy ran by.

"Whoa, Ed!" Eddy yelled, and Ed stopped. Eddy jumped off Ed and walked over to Nazz. "Hey, Nazz, what's going on?" he asked.

"Nothing much," she said, laughing. "What's Ed doing?" she asked as Ed scratched his head with he's foot.

Eddy looked at Ed and turned around. "I have no clue," Eddy said in confusion. Siriuns started to stare at Ed, before Eddy walked over to Ed. "Ed, knock it off," he said.

"But I have an itch, Eddy," Ed said, scratching his head more. Eddy hit Ed over the head. "Thanks, Eddy, the itch is gone," he said happily.

"Anyways, I was thinking me and you get together sometime before we leave, Nazz," Eddy said to Nazz nervously. He figured that if he was captain, everyone would like him more. I mean, they had to respect him. That didn't stop him from being nervous.

"Sure, we don't have anything else to do really," Nazz said happily.

"Nazz? Your going to hang out with dorky?" Kevin asked, not caring Eddy was his captain.

"Kevin! He's your captain, you need to give him respect!" Nazz yelled. "And besides, it can't hurt for me to hang out with him," she added.

"That's what you say before you become a dork also," Kevin said, before turning back at the screen. "GO CENTAURIANS!" he yelled in excitement as a grey humanoid collided with a very, very human-like alien.

"Come on, Eddy," Nazz said, feeling a tad hurt. "Lets go. If Kevin's going to act this way, let him," she said, before the two of them walked off. Ed stood there.

"Ed, you can come," Eddy said to Ed, who then followed Eddy and Nazz.

"Tell Rolf his eyes are not joking, Kevin! Go-go Nazz girl has decided to go 'hang' out with Money-hungry Ed-boy Eddy!" Rolf laughed, as he slapped Kevin's shoulders.

"Dude, it's not even right. I mean, I should be the one she goes out with," Kevin said. "Anyways, the game's back on, dude," he said, as they began to watch the sporting game again.

Siriun Black Market

Zar walked down a dark alley, wearing a dark hood over his head. He walked to a wall, and knocked on it. "Password," a voice breathed.

"Grapevines," Zar said, and a door opened on the wall. He walked inside, and there were a lot of aliens from across the galaxy.

"Zar! Glad to see you!" an alien said. It was a four-armed alien with a head-structure like a horn. "How's the messing with other species goin'?" he asked happily.

"Badly, Glaid. I have to work for a human. Humans are so primitive it sickens me," Zar said. "Anyways, I don't have much time, I need to get some stuff quickly," he said, before walking to a counter.

"What you need, Zar?" the Siriun behind it asked.

"Is my disguise that bad?" Zar asked no one in particular. No one in particular answered. "Anyways, I need some supplies. A black-powder rope, and some night-spice," he said.

"OK, Zar, I'll get it for you," the Siriun Black Market Dealer said, walking into a store room. He returned, and gave two packages to him. "That'd be a thousand Galactic Mus," he said. (Mus is pronounced "Mews")

"Very good, sir," Zar said, handing him some chips shaped like circles. The Siriun looked at them, nodded, and Zar left. "Damn these pitiful Humans," he muttered, as he put his illegal goods in his pocket, and took his hood off…

What is Zar's plan? Will Plank have any more 'dialogue' at all? And, not as important but still quite important, will Eddy kick it off with Nazz and get a girlfriend?? And if so, what about his crush on Mirya?Stay tuned, to Ed's Game! Or, maybe it's more like Ed Trek… I don't know, but their both cool names. I'm keeping Ed's Game as the story title. Maybe Ed Trek as a sequel if I make one...