Holy Curry! Another chappie is to be made in the Lee teh player arc! Yay! More garbage can fun ness!...except for Lee…Let's go!

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"Kid, you read my book?'
"si senior. Ze book as been read."

"You switched from Spanish to French. Are you alright?"

"My brain hurts. My poor sweet youthful mind now knows things it shouldn't!" Lee begins sobbing. First the trash can, now his brain, or what's left of it, is broke.

"The sun will come out, when Jiraiya never tells me to read that evil book again! Then I will be ok. And my brain may go back to not being broke."

"Kid, do we need to start you on some medication?"

"…maybe. That is a big possibility. If I go into that trash can one more time I will need the rubber room."

"Oooh! The rubber room is cozy!" Lee looked at Jiraiya. Then shook his head and stood up. "Let us try again for nothing."

"See! That's the spirit."

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"Sakura!...please go on a date with me!"

"Sorry Lee, trash can already asked me out. How could I say no?"

"Ha ha! You lose again sucker!"

"NOOO!"

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"AHH!...oh, it was just a dream. Thank curry." Lee's head hit his pillow. It was dark, Sakura turned him down before. He couldn't find her today. Must have been on a mission. That trash can is becoming more of a problem then I thought. He wants to steal Sakura from me! I know it! He is more evil then…Orochimaru. I have to silence it. Once and for all!

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Lee walked down the empty streets of Konaha. All the way to Ichiraku's. His eyes full of anger and hate towards the dreaded trash can.

"We meet again."

"…"

"Play mute all you want, this shall be the final time. You still have burns and dents from our previous match. I just have a broken mind."

"…"

Lee was back in only his training suit. He found it better for this fight. He threw a fist and began his fight…

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"You are…hu hu…very good."

"…" Lee collapsed and so did the can. A dark figure stood above them.

"Uh oh…this looks bad."