"Where is hell is Mordecai and Rigby? They have been missing for days!" Benson yelled.
" I don't know where those two losers are at, I heard they said something about finding the old man's stash or something...something." said Muscle Man.
"Why are you asking me, what am I? A loser keeper?"
After Muscle Man walks away, Benson grumbles, "I swear if those two don't come back by the end of the end, I'll do more than just firing them." as he looks over the park that have been infested with ISIS fan boys ever since they've decided that terrorists are cool and more badass than rappers. It all started when they made some poorly written anti-American posts on YouTube comments sections and were laughed at. As a result, they decided that if they want to impress someone and create trouble that can catch public attention, maybe perhaps their heroes will offer to recruit them to their cause. What is the better way to start trouble than causing problems at the local park that have been destroyed countless times?
The gumball machine begins to wonder how he'll be able to deal with those punks who not only been trying to reenact the beheading video, with the kid playing to role of the murderer in question by trying to imitate a Canadian accent while pretending to behead someone, also spend much of the time littering, playing autotuned songs at high volume with a stereo, mugging joggers, and lighting several benches on fire, some of which that happens to be occupied. To make the matters worse, the teenagers even smoked.
Knowing that the troubles caused by the terrorist wannabes have driven people away from the park for the past hours, something has got to be done. That's when Benson came up with a brilliant idea as he went to fetch a garden hose and begins to attack the punks, driving away most of them. Soon, the remaining few stood their ground and one of them said, "Dude, what's your problem?"
"Yeah, got a problem with us you infantal...is that how it's pronounced?"
One of his friends turns to him and said, "I think it's 'in-fa-deel' or something..."
"No, I heard on the news th-"
"Dude, when did you watch the news?"
"It's FOX News!"
"Oh, that cool."
The two then high five each other and turns toward Benson as several other begins to surround the gumball machine.
Just as Benson was ready hose the teenagers, one of them said, "Hey, gumball machine, broken something?"
To Benson's horror, the teenager holds up the severed end of the garden hose while wearing a smug grin on his face.
"You think you can just mess with us don't ya you dirty Jew?"
Soon, the terrorist wannabes surrounds Benson and proceeds to beat him up, leaving the gumball machine lying on the ground. Just when they were ready to finish him off by kicking him on the ground, Skips drove a golf cart at high speed, mowing down several punks while grabbing Benson and throws him to the backseat of the vehicle.
"S-Skips...when did you?"
"I have been dealing with these punks for awhile too, you should have asked me about this without having to try to get yourself killed by these idiots. You have no idea what you're dealing with, these kids took their inspiration from ISIS and with every sorts of items that can be used to create havoc, people like them are willing to go lengths to emulate their heroes." said Skips.
Surprised, Benson was about to say something when a flaming arrow lands right in front of the golf cart, forcing the yeti to maneuver the vehicle around it. After stopping right in front of Pops' house, Skips pulls out a golf club and said, "Have you seen the news about ISIS?"
"I got no time but I heard about those guys somewhere, what's going on here?" said Benson.
"I'll explain later, these guys are trying to imitate them and right now you have to call this man, he's a famous martial artist and may help us deal with them!" Skips said as he hands a piece of paper with a phone number to Benson.
"I'll try to hold them off, right now get inside!"
Not wanting to deal with what's going on, the gumball machine runs into the house and the punks begins to open fire on Skips with nail guns. After making his way to the living room, Benson looks at the piece of paper and dials the number on the phone.
As Skips manages to take down half of the assailants, more were closing into the yeti when one of the teenagers stumbles in.
"Dude, what the fuck? Why are you in the way, you gay or something?"
Suddenly, the teenager explodes, sending bits of his brain and skull fragments flying in every directions.
Shocked, one of the terrorist wannabes turns to see an Asian man wearing jeans and blue leather jacket like protagonist from the Mad Max movie series.
"W-who are you?" one of them stammers as he begins to ask.
Then man cracks his knuckles and said, "I am the god of death!"
But then one of the teenagers points his finger and said, "Wait a minute, I recognize that chump, it's Kenshiro, a local fitness instructor who substituted for the school's gym teacher for the day after we send him to the hospital by super gluing his coffee cup."
Then they glare at their old nemesis not because he just brutally murdered one of their friends, it's because somehow he knew what they had done and forced them to watch a series of PSA for an hour after class.
"I-I can't believe this, he just killed Richard...h-how did he..." one of the teens stammers right before he runs off.
"Don't mind Kenny you guys, we'll deal with that coward later, right now we oughta kill that asshole, for Richard!"
"Yeah!"
They quickly surrounds Kenshiro and each pulls out their secret weapon, a glow stick. As they begin to circle around the martial arts master, the teens slowly wave around their weapon and one by one, they charge towards Kenshiro, only to be knocked off each time within a hit. With three remains, the trio decides to gang up on him all at once in hope of defeating him.
However, by that time, it's already too late as the three were defeated at ease.
After simultaneously exploding into a bloody mess, Skips walks to the martial arts master and said, "Was it necessary to kill these kids? I know why you did it since I can sense an evil aura emitting from them but you do realize what could happen, especially during the broad daylight."
Kenshiro then answers, "They have sold their souls even before they planned to join ISIS, there's no hope for them." and points to the foam where the bits and pieces of where the ISIS fan boys' remains were.
Within seconds, the foams turns into a puddle and a hooded figure appears, letting out a chilling laughter.
"You were the one behind all this!" Kenshiro said.
The figure then pulls back his hood, revealing an oddly shaped head of a one-eyed creature with rough yellow lines forming a crude cross on his face.
"Kemur!"
The creature continues to laugh as it leaps off the trailer he was standing on and grows to an enormous size. Soon, Kemur begins his rampage on the park, trashing Pops' house and kicked away Muscle Man's trailer like a football. Within seconds, much of the park have been left smouldering in flames as the police force and even the military were powerless to even slow the creature down.
Kemur begins firing off a strange liquid from the antenna onto several bystanders all of whom would suddenly vanish into thin air.
Benson, watching from the distance became mortified and thought they have been melted. Sensing this, Skips turns to the park manager and said, "Those people aren't dead, I have seen this before, it sends them to another dimension and unless we defeat this monster, they will remain trapped!"
The yeti then hands a disc to Benson and continues, "Kenshiro and I will try to hold this creature back, what you must do is head to the nearest radio tower from the cityand insert the disc into the slot!"
Confused and worried, Benson said, "But the nearest radio tower is over a mile away from the city and what good will it do to? What does the tower have that can stop this monster?"
"The tower have been equipped with a special light ray that can weaken the creature, we can only hope it'll be enough to stop its rampage." Skips answers.
Knowing that there's no other choice as the military struggles to subdue the creature, the gumball machine takes the disc and said, "Got it, this better work!"
"We never though this would happen, getting dragged into a top secret mission." Rigby complains.
"Yeah, I know but we'll just have to get this one over with so that way we can continue our search for whatever the old man have been hiding." said Mordecai.
"Mordecai, what do you think he could be hiding? To think even Pops doesn't know about this or otherwise he'd be blabbering it without knowing what they are...or maybe he did one time...did he?"
The blue jay shrugs and said, "Beats me, most of the time we hardly ever paid attention to what Pops have to say."
It was a while ago in which a circumstance led to the two been assigned by the MI6 in a top secret mission in place of their best agent who have been hospitalized after his Beretta jammed at the worst possible time. What impressed the MI6 was the fact that the duo somehow manages to trash the underground lair of the man they have been investigating and while they didn't rule out that it was a lucky fluke, at the same time, they could be their best chance. As a result, the MI6 have monitored Mordecai and Rigby who were trekking through the treacherous path in search of Mallard's gold until several armed soldiers suddenly pops up and surrounds them.
"You have entered the restricted territory, identify yourselves at once!"
In a state of panic, Rigby said,"Wait, don't shoot us, I swear, we didn't mean to walk into that hideout!"
Shortly afterward, they were taken into custody and would be questioned by the operatives from MI6. After hours at the interrogation room, the two were taken to the office where a man with an eye patch happens to be waiting for them.
"Hello, my name is John Strangeways and for this mission, I will be your supervisor."
