I just realized that no matter how drunk I get, I never wake up with a hangover. J somehow talked me into a drinking game with her. I won by the way. And now a few days later I'm walking through the forest. I was walking through the forest when I got to thinking about my magic rock. Hell, I'd have been burned to death if not for this thing. Well, I guess the credit for that goes to Sophie, but her soul is trapped in this rock. I've actually come to think of Sophie like a sister. She actually understands me- HEY! Some bitch just walked right into me- Oh wait it's J.

"Katy?" She asked as soon as she realized it was me.

"Hi." I simply respond. "What were you doing that was so important that made you walk straight into me when I was doing something that could help me through life?"

"I was looking at this rock I picked up a few months ago while walking home." She said, holding up the same rock that she wouldn't even have if not for me.

"Weird, I was doing the same thing." Well, sort of the same thing. I held up the rock and she looked at it for a second, amazed.

"Can yours do anything? Because mine lets me do some pretty freaky stuff." She held up her hand and levitated a patch of dirt.

"Yeah, I can make things with dark energy, watch." I proceeded to make a rock the size of her head, which fell to the ground upon forming.

"Cool! I can do things with my mind and I have telekinesis!"

"Well, I'll see you tomorrow at school. Maybe we can see if anyone else has powers of any kind. I highly doubt." And with that I turned and walked back to my shelter.

(The Next Day.)

I just saw fatass making fun of J being homeless. She got so pissed off she used her rock to slam Kenny into the wall. Why Kenny though? It was fatass making fun of J! Sometimes that girl just doesn't make sense. I just walked away without a word. I saw that blonde girl, Bebe I think, telling Stan that his girlfriend wanted to break up. The fuck? If that bitch wants to break up, then why not tell Stan herself!? You know what, if she's gonna send someone to break up for her, the I'm going to that bitch's house after school, and I'm gonna beat the living shit out of her. I'm not joking. I walked by that Tweek kid. He had bruises all over him. I just laughed at this.

"Hey Tweek! You get in a fight or something?"

"AGH! NO!" He yelled. "I GOT THESE BY TALKING ABOUT HOW THE AUTHOR MAKES ME DO THINGS I DON'T WANT TO DO!" And he's breaking the forth wall again. As if on cue, J teleports next to him, grabs his collar, and starts dragging him away. "AGH! NO!" Tweek tries begging but to no avail. "Not the bears! NOT THE BEARS!" You know, I actually love this town.