DISCLAIMER: SERIOUSLY, DO I HAVE TO PUT THIS?

Maka glared at the wall in anger. Behind her Soul stood loyally, looking for a way to escape the hole in which they had fallen. Why were the strongest weapon miester pair stuck in a hole you ask? Why that is simple, tinytits here misread the map and directed them into a hole in one of her reckless ideas.

"Maka why don't we just use my scythe form to fly out of here?" he suggested, refusing to look at the remnants of his now destroyed bike.

"Because, that would be taking the easy way out." She snarled kicking the wall.

"And the problem with that is?" Soul asked examining the unstable dirt wall. He received a non-happy look from the pigtailed miester.

"We take the hard way." Maka seethed as she tried to climb the dirt wall. Soul watched as she fell then tried again only to fall once more.

"A little help Soul," Maka snarled, her anger clearly showing as the desert sun beat down on them.

"We are stuck in a hole, Maka; there isn't much I can help you with." Soul pointed out as his miester glared at him.

"Get on your knees." She growled as she forced him down. Soul seemed taken aback but quickly recovered.

"This could be kinky," he mused as his girlfriend climbed on his back.

"Oh shut up." She snapped trying to reach the top of the hole. His inner perv kicked in as he snuck a peak up her skirt. Today's underwear of choice was his favorite, pink, reason being. It was see through mesh.

"Maka, can you reach?" he called as a plan formed in his head.

"No, can you lift me a bit higher?" she asked shifting a bit on his back.

"Hold on and sit on my shoulders." He warned as she did as instructed. Without much complaint he stood up and helped her to stand on his shoulders. A smile graced his lips as he looked directly up her skirt.

"This is great, Thankyou Soul." Maka smiled unaware of her boyfriend's true intention. Unlucky for Soul his lower anatomy was giving away his plan. As Maka moved around and used her hips a lot Soul's mind drifted farther down the gutter.

"Soul, can you lift me a little higher?" she asked looking down. Soul smirked before grabbing her ankles and lifting her, blood falling from his nose at the thought of her naked. Reasons like these made him glad she couldn't read minds. Suddenly her foot collided with his face sending both teens falling to the ground. Soul quickly grabbed his nose and glared at his miester.

"I can read soul's you perv." She snapped before moving to a corner far away from him.

"Now transform so we can fly out of here." She ordered as he became a scythe ready for flight.