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Emmett's Dare
(Emmett's POV)
"Oh man, Bella is going to get me back sooo good. Ahhh! What have I done? Ok, if I choose Truth, I have to tell Bella something unbelievably embarassing. If I choose Dare, Bella will make me do something embarassing. Hmmm, well, Bella isn't exactly great with making up dares.Hmm" I thought to myself
"Ok Bells. I choose... DARE!! WOOO HOOO!" I yell.
"Oooohhh Emmett! You are going to wish you were never born. Oh man Oh man. Ok Emmett. Your dare is to paint Jasper and Edward's car pink, and write gay and proud on it. Then, you have to paint Alice's car a dark color and write 'I get my clothes as hand me downs, and from discount stores. With Rose's car, you have to paint it a dark color as well, and write... umm... Oh I KNOW! You, Emmett Cullen, has to write 'Ask me where to get great plastic surgery from' on Rose's BMW!"
"NO WAY BELLA! There is no way on Earth that I am going to write that on Rosalie's car NO WAY! Besides, I have to bake another batch of cookies, only without the man eating plant seeds in them."
"You can, just after your dare. Or else, I will tell everyone how you are a little sissy boy and can't manage a single little dare."
"You wouldn't."
"I would."
"Fine, have it your way. But if I get in trouble, Im saying it was a dare."
"Whatever."
I cannot believe this was the dare Bella had in mind. Holy crud, Im in deep trouble. Well, may as well get it over with it.
I went outside and painted the boy's car pink and wrote Gay and Proud on it, and then did the girls' cars.
"Happy Bella?" I asked.
"Very. And coincidently, Edward and everyone else are on their home right now."
"How do you know that?"
"Ohh, I just started to miss Edward terribly, so I thought that I would give him a ring."
"BELLAAAAAA! Why did you do that.Now I'll be tortured and killed even sooner. I have to hide. But where?" I frantically tried to find somewhere to hide, when all of a sudden I heard...
"EMMETT CULLENN!! GET YOUR BUTT OUT HERE NOW!" Yelled several voices.
"Oh crap. Thanks a lot Bella. Thanks a lot." I muttered as I headed out towards the driveway.
"H-h-hey guys! What's kickin' " I asked.
"My foot, up your butt. What is this?" Rosalie asked in a furious voice.
"I swear Emmett, you are the stupidest, idiotic person I have ever known." Jasper replied.
"Yeah Emm..." Alice started.
"WAIT GUYS!" I shouted over the comotion. "It was a DARE! A dare I tell you a dare!"
"A dare? Yeah right Emmett!" Edward argued. "Who would have been stupid enough to dare you to do this?"
"Our little human."
"Bella? No way. Bella would never do anything like this. And even if she did, I would forgive her. But not you, because you could have very well have said no, but instead you say yes."
"But... but..."
"SHUT UP EMMETT!" Rosalie yelled. "You are lucky that I don't file for divorce!"
"Rose, Im sorry. Listen I'll make it up to you. You and I will ride in my jeep and take a romantic ride. Okay? Does that sound good?"
"No Emmett that does not sou..." She started to say, with a smile growing on her lips. "Actually Emmett, that sounds nice. But can we take Charlie's jeep? I love riding in it. The motor has a soft soothing sound that I love."
"Sure Rose.. no problem, lets go." I said as I took her by the hand. As we passed Edward, I could have sworn that he said 'Great idea Rose.' at vampire speed. Probably just a coincidence. I hope.
Ok guys, sorry it took so long to update. Pleeeease forgive me!! :). And I didn't mean to offend anyone with the gay and proud thing, and if I did please PM me and let me know. PLEASE REVIEW! Reviews seem to make me write faster (hint hint) LOL. Peace love and chicken grease
