Clare and Ophelia were walking through the forest hand in hand when Ophelia said, "Hey, Clare, I think Raki might be gay..."

Clare gave Ophelia a incredulous look and exclaimed, "Ophelia! Just because Raki may seem a little...queer...sometimes doesn't mean you should pick on him like that!"

Ophelia smirked a bit and replied, "Come on, Clare! You know it's true! I mean, how many times have you walked in on him wearing that weird tight outfit of ours?"

"You're right...and his little ----- was wagging around..." Clare muttered with a shudder.

Ophelia nibbled on Clare's ear a bit and said, "Not only that, but I've noticed how he sometimes checks out the other guys in the towns we go through..."

Clare kissed Ophelia on the cheek and hissed, "He may be gay, but you make fun of him for that even once, I'll kill you!"

"Would you really?"

"...No, not really."

"Okay, good! NOW...KISS ME, DAMMIT!"