A/N: Okay, here I am again! I know you were all probably hoping for this chapter sooner, but I got lazy so…Anyways, here it is. I will also say that it is one of my favorites so far. Enjoy!

Chapter Nine: Sephiroth vs. the Munchkins

Cloud turned around slowly to face the figure looming menacingly behind him. "Your sword? The only sword I messed with recently was Terra's, and only because…"

"Allow me to introduce myself," the middle-aged specter said. "I am Angeal Hewley, mentor to that puppy there." He pointed at Zack. "And when I died, I gaze the Buster Blade to him."

Cloud paled. "Listen, I think I know why you're upset…"

"And when he died, he gave the sword to you. And what did you do?"

"Sephiroth is about to murder three innocent kids." A loud war cry followed immediately by a scream of terror emphasized Cloud's point.

"Your friends can help them," Angeal said.

"We're on it," Terra said, hands glowing with magic, eyes hard.

"Angeal…" Zack started to say.

"Sit boy." Angeal took a menacing step toward Cloud. "You stuck it in the ground, and then you left it to rust. You left it on a hillside…"

Cloud took a step back nervously. "I fixed it. I moved it back to Aerith's Chapel and restored it to perfect condition. I made it a shrine to remember Zack and Aerith…and in a way you."

"You left it in the ground to rust."

"I'm not going to win this argument, am I?" Cloud asked.

Angeal just lunged forward in response. Zack leapt to his feet, attempting to restrain his late mentor while Tifa and Aerith jerked Cloud out of the way of Angeal's wrath.

--

In the kitchen, Refia stood on top of Arc, who stood on top of Luneth, reaching into the top cabinet. "I don't see it."

"Zidane hides it somewhere in that cabinet," Luneth replied.

"Wait, I see it!" Refia exclaimed. She reached deeper into the cabinet. "I got it!"

"Yes!" Luneth exclaimed. "Hurry up and climb down."

Once on the ground, the three stared at the container. "It looks like crap," Arc stated bluntly.

"I know," Luneth said. "But this stuff is the best chocolate hazelnut frosting I have ever tasted."

Refia looked at it skeptically. "Are you sure?"

Luneth hesitated for the briefest of seconds. "Just eat it."

"You first," said Arc.

"Guys, it's just icing."

Refia shoved the container in his face. "You first."

"Fine," Luneth said. He walked over to the cupboard, pulled out a box of graham crackers, grabbed a knife from a drawer, and proceeded to smear the chocolate over the cracker. Popping it into his mouth, he began to make another one.

"Well?" Arc asked expectantly.

"Well what?" Luneth replied, biting into the second one.

"Is it chocolate?"

"Hey, if you guys don't want to eat any, then I'll just finish it all."

Arc hesitantly made himself a graham cracker and chocolate treat. He bit into it slowly. His eyes lit up, and he whirled to face Refia. "Luneth wasn't kidding. This stuff is amazing!"

Refia dug through several drawers until she found a spoon. She scooped out a large spoonful of icing, slipping it into her mouth. "Oh my god!" she exclaimed, eyes growing wide.

"I know," Luneth replied, biting into his fourth cracker.

"Give me one of those!" Refia exclaimed.

"We should probably try to make this stuff last," Arc said.

Both Refia and Luneth looked at Arc like he was crazy. "The longer we take to eat this, the more likely it is that Zidane will recover and catch us," Luneth explained.

"Zidane isn't the one you should be worried about," a calm, collected, and very sinister voice said.

Three pairs of eyes jerked up to see the silver-haired, ex-Shinra general walk calmly into the room, the close the kitchen door, lock said door, and then turn to face them. "Now about the poking…"

"I never touched you!" Luneth exclaimed.

Sephiroth calmly pointed the Masamune at the trio. "I believe I have a right to kill you."

"Listen," Arc said. "Perhaps we can reach…" His eyes widened in horror as he watched half of his graham cracker fall to the floor. He had never even seen Sephiroth swing his blade.

The next attack was much more obvious. Masamune came crashing down toward the three. Arc dove out of the way while Refia and Luneth leapt back. Refia screamed as Sephiroth's blade came straight for her throat, ducking under the blade.

"Retreat!" she yelled, dragging a scurrying Luneth and Arc into a pantry, pulling the overhead light on.

"Now we're trapped," Arc said glumly.

"We just need a battle plan," Refia said. "I've got it!" She turned into a dark knight. "We just fight fire with fire."

"Wait, Refia, I don't think that's a good…" Luneth started to say.

Refia, however, had already run out the door with a battle cry, dark blade drawn. Only seconds later, her cry of terror pierced the air. She flew back into the pantry, panting slightly. "On second thought, when he has a sword that long, close combat probably isn't a good idea."

"I could have told you that," Luneth scoffed.

Refia whacked him upside the head. "New plan: Arc, sage; Luneth, Onion Knight."

"What about you?" Arc asked.

"Ninja, duh. Okay, Luneth, you distract him while…"

"I ain't getting anywhere near that guy," Luneth protested.

"Arc, distract him with magic while I throw stuff at him. Luneth, you can hand me junk to throw at him. Okay, let's go!"

The three rushed out of the pantry, Arc immediately casting a fire spell on the swordsman. Sephiroth easily dodged the attack, lunging toward Refia and Luneth. The redhead wrapped her hand around the first thing within her grasp.

"Refia, not the frosting!" Arc and Luneth cried.

The girl looked at the jar in her hand in shock. "What am I thinking!?" she cried, placing the container back on the counter. Grabbing the butter knife right next to it, she flung it at Sephiroth.

The general easily sidestepped the attack. "Your pathetic attempts to defeat me are amusing at best." He charged Refia, the Masamune nearly separating her head from her body.

"I don't think a butter knife will work," Luneth replied.

"Then get me a steak knife!" Refia exclaimed.

"I'm not supposed to touch them," the silver-haired boy replied.

"Luneth, this is a life and death situation!" Refia countered. "We need weapons." She rushed past Sephiroth as Arc distracted him with a Thunda spell.

"What happened to your shuriken?" Luneth shot back, rushing over to the drawer with steak knives.

"I left it at home. You never mentioned that we'd be fighting a silver-haired maniac."

"I told you not to whack him with a broom," Luneth replied, walking over to hand Refia a knife.

"They paid me to do it," Refia protested, flinging the knife at Sephiroth. She turned to receive another blade, rolling her eyes as Luneth walked over, handing her the knife handle-first. "Luneth, we don't have time for this! Arc is running out of MP!" As if to emphasize her point, Arc cast a blizza spell on the former general.

"You're not supposed to run with knives," Luneth retorted. "And you're supposed to hand them over handle-first."

"We don't have time for this," Refia reiterated. "Just throw me the knives. I'm a ninja. I'll catch them."

Luneth sighed but complied with the redhead, tossing her ammo to fling at Sephiroth. However, on the fifth knife, Refia misjudged, snatching the kitchen utensil by its blade. Crying out in pain, she let the knife clatter to the ground, eying the small cut racing across her fingers. She looked up at Luneth's smirking gaze. "Now is not the time for an 'I told you so,'" she spat, flinging the knife at Sephiroth.

"We're out of knives!" Luneth exclaimed.

"Then we improvise," Refia shot back. Grabbing the coffeemaker sitting on a nearby counter, she hoisted it up, chunking it at the silver-haired swordsman. Sephiroth whirled around, easily slicing through the machine.

"Refia, do you know what you just did?" Luneth asked, violet eyes wide. "You can't just break our coffeemaker."

Meanwhile, Arc had cast his last spell on Sephiroth, hoping to incapacitate the swordsman with a toad spell, but it had no effect on him.

Luneth flung open a cupboard, tossing a cookie sheet to Refia. The redhaired girl threw it at Sephiroth, spinning it like a shuriken. The first one caught the general by surprise, catching him on the side. However, eh easily dodged the next two.

"You're pathetic attempts are moving from the realm of amusing to annoying," Sephiroth said. "Let me show you true power."

--

"Step aside," Terra ordered the three silver-haired men barring their entrance into the kitchen.

"I'm afraid I can't do that," the main one said. He was the smallest in stature with his hair falling just above his shoulders. "Big Brother has business in there, and we are to stop any advances that try to stop him."

There was a cry of pain from the kitchen. Terra held out her hands while Squall and the Warrior of Light unsheathed their weapons. Two flames hovered above each of her palms. "And I'm afraid that I can't let Sephiroth murder three innocent children," Terra responded. "Step aside."

"It looks like we're going to have to stop you then," the leader said. "Yazoo, Loz, stop them!" He drew his own sword and charged Terra.

--

Refia screamed as Sephiroth's sword came crashing through the air toward her head. She crumpled to the ground. The Masamune fell down, embedding itself in the kitchen counter. Smirking, Refia brought her foot up to collide with Sephiroth's groin. However, her brief triumph was short-lived as Sephiroth wrenched his blade free from the counter, thrusting it at her chest. She rolled out of the way, feeling the long katana graze her upper bicep.

As Sephiroth raised his sword above his head, something wet and semisolid collided with the back of his head. He turned around to face Luneth and Arc. The two boys stood in front of the open refrigerator, Luneth tossing a tomato up and down, similar to the one that had struck Sephiroth.

"You can see the girl die first," Sephiroth replied.

"Eat fried chicken!" Arc exclaimed, flinging a drumstick at Sephiroth.

--

Cloud ducked under Angeal's swing, diving to the side. "Could someone please explain to me why his attacks hurt me while my attacks pass straight through him?"

"Technically we are dead, Cloud," Zack said.

"Thank you, Zack," Cloud muttered. "That explanation makes perfect sense. I'm just as confused as ever."

"Who's helping save your sorry hind?" Zack retorted, intercepting Angeal's attack. Both SOLDIERs fought with the traditional broadswords of the average SOLDIER.

A green and red blur flew into Cloud, knocking him to the ground. "Terra, get off of me."

"Can you hurry up with this little fight and help us defeat the Sephiroth wannabes guarding the door?" the emerald-haired girl shot back.

"Angeal is trying to kill me," Cloud responded. "What wannabes?"

Kadaj walked into the room, sword resting on his shoulder. "If it isn't big brother Cloud."

Both Angeal and Zack stopped their fight mid-attack to glare at the intruder. "Great, it's you guys," the older SOLDIER muttered.

"Don't worry," Zack said, turning his attention to the Remnant. "I'll handle this."

Aerith placed herself between Kadaj and Zack. "Kadaj, what are you doing here?" she asked gently.

"Aerith, if you baby them…" Zack muttered.

"You'll do what?" the Ancient retorted.

Kadaj's aquamarine eyes were wide in shock. "M-mother," he stammered, surprised to see her.

"Mother?" Cloud and Tifa asked.

"Long story," Zack whispered.

"Are Loz and Yazoo with you?" Aerith asked.

"Aerith, just let me handle this my way," Zack muttered.

Cloud glanced over at Angeal standing serenely next to him. The older SOLDIER held his gaze for a moment before lashing out with his sword. Cloud cried out as he leapt back.

"Thunda!" Terra exclaimed, throwing her spell at the tall swordsman. It just passed right through him. "What the…!"

"I'm dead," Angeal said. "You cannot kill or hurt me."

"So your attacks hurt us, but our attacks do nothing?" Terra asked.

"Pretty much."

"How does that one work out?" the exasperated half-esper asked.

Suddenly there was a large crash in the kitchen followed by a chorus of screams.

--

The drumstick struck Sephiroth squarely in the hip before bouncing harmlessly to the floor. "Pathetic," Sephiroth replied, raising his sword to strike down Refia. The auburn-haired girl raised her arms in a feeble last attempt to protect herself.

A low, menacing growl caused all four heads to turn and face the fallen chicken leg.

"Did that piece of fried meat just growl at me?" Sephiroth asked.

"I'm not sure," Luneth replied.

Sephiroth glanced behind Luneth and Arc, eyebrows raised slightly. "Intriguing."

"What?" Luneth asked, slowly turning around. A gargantuan mass of shredded carrot and cabbage loomed menacingly over him. "Is this coleslaw?" he asked, hesitantly poking it. A mouth suddenly appeared on the blob and the creature roared at Luneth. The silver-haired boy screamed in terror, lashing out with his sword.

A tentacle shot out of the monster's body, wrapping itself around Luneth's sword. Jerking the sword out of his grasp, it swallowed the sword whole. Violet eyes stared at his now empty hand in shock for a second before Luneth and Arc clung to each other in terror. With a cry of horror, both took off past Refia and Sephiroth.

"Cowards!" Refia cried, spinning to glare at them. While she was distracted, the coleslaw beast had shot out a tentacle at her. She cried as it flew at her. However, the silver arc of a falling sword severed the tentacle in two.

Refia looked up at Sephiroth in shock. "Did you just save me?"

"No, I saved myself," the swordsman replied. He turned to face the beast.

"I think we're going to have to call a temporary truce," Refia said.

"I do not need your help," Sephiroth responded tersely. "I can handle this menace easily."

--

The door to the kitchen flew open, slamming into Loz. Luneth and Arc came flying into the room, catching everyone's attention.

"Coleslaw ate sword…monster…Refia…we ran…"

"Luneth, calm down; you're not making any sense," Cloud said, keeping a wary eye on Angeal. "Start from the beginning."

--

"You know," Refia said with an evil smirk, "for someone who doesn't need my help, you sure look like you could use my help."

Sephiroth glared at the girl, but chose not to grace her remark with a comment. He was pinned to the wall by one of the coleslaw monster's appendages while said monster devoured his sword.

"I don't think you're going to get out of there all by yourself," Refia continued.

"What do you have in mind?" Sephiroth conceded, knowing there was no other way out of this situation.

"You and I make a truce to defeat this monster and you agree to three things before I free you."

Sephiroth remained silent.

"You pay me 500 gil."

"All right."

"You don't kill me."

"Understandable."

"And you agree to train me."

Sephiroth stared at Refia blankly. "…What?"

"I've decided that you are way cooler than basically everyone here, so I want to be your apprentice!"

"I don't take apprentices."

"Please!" the girl begged.

"Villains don't beg. You are already showing me that you lack several basic qualities in order to be an effective villain."

Refia's gaze hardened. "Fine. I'll just sit here and watch the coleslaw beast eat you."

Sephiroth smirked. "Could you? Could you just sit there and watch me die? I don't think so. How would your conscience let you sleep at night?"

"The same way it did when I turned Luneth into a toad and tried to feed him to an alligator," Refia replied. "I haven't lost a wink of sleep over that incident, and I wouldn't have even if the alligator really did eat him. I can watch you die easy."

"Hmm," Sephiroth replied. "Perhaps you have some potential. I shall consider your offer."

"That's the best I'm going to get, isn't it?" Refia asked.

"Yes."

Refia sighed before picking up the coffeemaker and flinging it at the creature.

"What are you doing?" Sephiroth asked.

"I figure that if I give it something complicated and hard to digest than it will let go of you to eat it."

"You're going to need something more than a mere coffeemaker," Sephiroth responded.

Refia's eyes lit up. "Be right back."

--

"And then we poked the giant mass of coleslaw and it growled at us," Luneth said. "It stole my sword! And then…"

A red-haired ninja flew into the living room, grabbed something off the wall, and flew back toward the kitchen.

"Hey you can't…" Tidus started to say, but Refia had already retreated into the kitchen. He stared at her in shock for a moment. "Did she really just come in here, jerk our thirty inch flat screen TV off the wall, and run back into the kitchen, presumably to fight some coleslaw monster with it?"

"It looks that way," Cecil said.

"How are we supposed to play Final Fantasy XIII now?" Zidane asked.

"Guys, Refia is fighting a colossal coleslaw demon all by herself!" Luneth exclaimed.

"What happened to Sephiroth?" Cloud asked.

"I was kind of hoping he got eaten," Luneth said.

"Guys, Refia," Arc reminded everybody.

--

Refia flew into the kitchen, tossing the plasma TV into the monster's chest. Distracted by its new snack, it released its hold on Sephiroth.

Sephiroth eyed Refia curiously. "So let me get this straight: you just threw a 30 inch, flat-screen, plasma television into the mouth of a coleslaw behemoth?"

"It worked, didn't it?" Refia asked with a shrug.

"You don't have any respect for private property, do you?"

"Never have."

Sephiroth absently nodded. "And why do you fight with the heroes?"

"Because I had nothing better to do at the time," the redhead responded.

"I see." He leapt back as a tentacle slammed down where he had previously been standing.

"I've got this!" Refia declared triumphantly. She turned back into a dark knight, using her dark blade to sever off a tentacle. Five seconds later, she looked at the monster in shock as it devoured her sword. "That was my favorite weapon," she whispered angrily. "Bitch."

"I believe the situation calls for a temporary strategic withdrawal," Sephiroth said.

"You mean a retreat," Refia stated bluntly.

"No, a temporary strategic withdrawal," Sephiroth reiterated.

"Oh. A temporary retreat."

"Well I suppose it is a retreat, but it's only temporary."

"Which makes it strategic."

"Exactly."

"But just so we're both on the same page," Refia said. "We're not running away."

"Of course not. Villains never run away. If they leave a battle, it is because they have better things to do than defeat the good guys."

"And if they lose, it's because they're luring their enemies into a false sense of security."

"You're learning fast."

"But we should probably go hide in the pantry to think up a game plan."

"That would be a good idea." The two bolted into the pantry.

Refia looked around the pantry, eyes falling on a package a few shelves above Sephiroth's head. "Do you have some kind of fire spell?"

"I have some fire materia," Sephiroth responded. "Why?"

Refia darted up to reach her prize. "Flour explodes when bottled up, right?"

Sephiroth smiled slowly. "I like the sound of that."

--

A large explosion shook the entire house. "What was that?" the Warrior of Light asked, more annoyed than concerned.

Sephiroth casually walked into the room, sheathing his Masamune. "Your coleslaw just attacked me," he informed Cloud.

"On the bright side," Refia said. "I think the plasma TV thing might have survived."

"Who just throws a TV at a coleslaw beast?" Firion asked.

"I do," Refia responded.

"And she broke the coffeemaker," Luneth input.

"Did not," Refia countered. "Sephiroth destroyed it; I just threw it at him."

Eight sets of eyes fixed on Refia, some shocked, others hostile. "You broke the coffee machine?" Terra asked.

"I don't get what the big deal is," Refia replied.

"The Warrior of Light needs his caffeine in the morning!" Zidane exclaimed. "You haven't seen him when he's cranky."

"I do believe you are exaggerating," the Warrior of Light said.

"You are a completely different person in the morning," Tidus replied. "You are so not a morning person."

"No, I'm not."

"Anything else get broken?" Squall asked.

"No, but I am a villain now."

"What!?" Luneth and Arc exclaimed.

"I'm his apprentice!" Refia exclaimed, pointing at Sephiroth. "He is way cooler than you all, except you, you, and you." She pointed at the Warrior of Light, Auron, and Faris respectively.

"You can't be a villain!" Luneth protested. "You're a light warrior; you're a good guy."

"I'm a good girl gone bad," Refia said. "I was never very good at being good anyways."

"Yes you were."

"Actually," Arc said. "She tried to feed you to an alligator, threatened us multiple times, and won a lot of money off you and Ingus by cheating in poker."

"I count cards," Refia said. "That's not cheating; it's called strategy."

"She's definitely a villain," Cloud muttered.

"I've got two reasons why she should join us," Jecht said. "Half of these guys are gay…"

"What!" Bartz, Zidane, and Tidus exclaimed.

"You're a crybaby, you're in love with roses, you wore a dress, you were the only guy in your party…"

"That makes me a pimp," Bartz declared before Faris punched him in the face.

"No, that makes you gay," Jecht continued. "And you wear more makeup than your wife."

Cecil rolled his eyes. "My lips are naturally this color; it is my Lunarian blood."

"You wear beads in your hair then," Jecht said.

"And the second reason?" Refia asked.

"Look what I can do?" A blitzball appeared in Jecht's hand and he leapt into the air, performing his signature Jecht Shot, taking out Arc.

"What does that have to do with anything?" Sephiroth asked.

"No, he's got a point," Tidus said.

Firion rolled his eyes and backhanded his friend. "Shut up."

The door to the kitchen flew open, slamming into Luneth as it flew off its hinges. "Dude, you so gotta help us," a blue-haired young man in a green and brown tunic exclaimed, pointing at the Warrior of Light. A stoic black mage stood next to him.

"How did you find me? What are you doing here? And who's paying for the door?"

"Pris gave us a vague idea of where she was disappearing off to," the thief replied. "We're getting to why we're here, and the door? You don't need to buy a new door; you can easily screw that back into place."

"Then who is going to fix the door."

"We can solve the issue of the door later," the black mage responded calmly. "We have a much more pressing issue of being falsely accused of different crimes."

"Then you should talk with Desmond. He is very familiar with the law and would make an excellent lawyer," the Warrior of Light replied.

"Yeah, well our red mage friend happens to agree on the side of the law," the thief responded evasively.

The Warrior of Light rolled his eyes. "Which leads me to believe that you are on the wrong side of the law."

"Not necessarily," the black mage said.

"What did you do?"

"They tried to rob Baron Castle and kidnapped me in the process," a dry voice retorted from the doorway.

A/N: Yet another newcomer. Have no idea who he is? (Check where he's from.) I hope you enjoyed all the epic comedic fights; they were so much fun to write. Also let me introduce the Thief of Light, Glen Cooper, and the Black Mage of Light (isn't that a contradiction?) J. (Yes, just J.)

We interrupt your story to bring you this important announcement: check out my Dissida Oneshots if you haven't already! Thanks for all the reviews!!!

Archsage328: No whack-a-One-Winged-Angel, but he does get mauled by a coleslaw monster. ;) Also, it was Angeal although Seifer would make an interesting cameo to say the least, hmm… Kefka probably would enjoy the whack-a-Sephiroth though.

Sakura Sama 101: Rosa indeed has her husband trained. (Wow, I'm in the middle of 4 right now, too!) I hope Refia was twice as amusing in this chapter; she is fun to write. Nope, Cloud already did something to Terra's sword. (Used it to pick the lock on the closet which she used to store his materia.) I had to put Zack and Aerith in.

MonMonCandie: Aw, thanks for making me your hero. *hugs* It was Angeal.

ReplicaRiku'sgirl: Braska and Jecht are very suspicious. Yeah, villains just seem to make better pay. (Of course Cecil's loaded so…) Well, I can Refia using the toad spell to win an argument.

XxGoodGirlGoneTobixX: Who else will show is a surprise. (Expect Denzel and Marlene, Mikoto, the Cloud of Darkness, the Emperor, and Ultimecia. Everyone else is a surprise.) Fenrir is currently nonexistent, but Cloud will eventually repair (just probably not in this fic.) Don't worry, Sephiroth only wants to kill Luneth and his friends.

Canis Cantus: Yeah, I just decided to throw Shuyin in for some antagonism between him and Tidus (which I don't think I did very much of so it defeats the purpose of him showing up in the first place.) Angeal is indeed trying his hardest to make Cloud suffer. And Cloud does use his restoration of the sword in his defense (but it still doesn't change the fact that he let it rust.)

GreenOpalus: Angeal was the guy at the end of the chapter. Glad so many people like Zack and Aerith. They will stick around longer than the other ghosties.

Ala Alba EC: Well now I do know that Refia hates toads, which would explain why she had no remorse over trying to feed a toad Luneth to an alligator. Yes, Rosa owns her husband, period. Cloud didn't do anything to Masamune; he just left the Buster Blade to rust in the wilderness.

Skyhanhunter: Zack is in Birth By Sleep!!! And Angeal did show up!

Meitanteikid: Oh yes, it did suck for them (although Refia's pretty cheerful about the outcome.)

Beaslays: Yes it's Angeal. Well yes, it's just a coincidence that he can move as soon as Zack and Aerith get there, but he uses their entrance to slip away. It was fun to write the part about money and couching.

Tabuukilla: Well, I see Cloud and Terra more as siblings than a romantic relationships, although Tifa is still a little suspicious. Squall might lock them in a closet anyway though…and they would probably destroy each other.

Randomzzz: Well, Sephiroth didn't murder poor Refia. And Angeal hasn't killed Cloud yet. I might do an author cameo, but it will be a bit later. And someone else (Zidane, Sephiroth, and Angeal) might make Cloud wear a dress coming up. *Spoiler…too late…*

Alisa makora: Angeal has arrived. So Zidane might conveniently happen to have said dress in his possession already (although why he'd have a dress in the first place is the real question, womanizer or not.)

OneWingedHeron53: Well, I kinda planned on a fight but never actually wrote it. I guess Shuyin can come back to fetch Aerith and Zack for some farplane/lifestream/realm of the dead crisis. I can find some way to bring him back. It will be because they have to establish who's the better warrior though, not because Shuyin went psycho again.

Haretikers: Thanks for the fav. Yeah, I try to do my research since it annoys me when other authors mess up characters so I try to learn as much as I can. (But as pointed out by several reviewers, I don't know everything.) Glad you like the story.

Xernuht: Angeal is the next guest.

Kira is Watching You: Oh I love to torture everyone, but Cloud is always a fan favorite. Ingus will also eventually make a cameo, but he only gets teased about Sara. Edge and Rydia might show up (there's too many Final Fantasy characters!) Don't expect Balthier and Fran. Selphie and Irvine…I don't know. I'll think about it.

Tntk-2: It must be nice having an iPod touch, I just want a normal phone. If I got one of those, I'd probably break it in a week. No, the sword just got rusty, Cloud depinkified it.

s.a.e.i.a.-.e.u.c.a: Okay two reviews for different chapters, thanks! Yes, Zidane will be Zidane, and yes it was Angeal.