I realized in my last chapter that I having been putting that much comedy. I also realized that my school doesn't block facebook. Or youtube. My school is weird. Why am I talking about my school you ask? Well, I started this Fanfic in school. Now, I know some of you are like "Omg, he's such a liar. He's just trying to get some attention." Ahaha, no. I really am typing in school and I really am this bored. Macs can't play Touhou. I can probably guess what some of you are thinking. "Dude, who cares?" WELL I DO...DUDE! Nah, I'm just kidding. It doesn't really matter. What does matter is me making this chapter near Christmas! WOO! 2 weeks of break! Oh, and yeah...5 dollars from each family member wipee...

I'm hoping to make chapter 10 by Christmas, but that means I have to come up with a lot of ideas to add and make sure it all flows. Not as hard as it sounds, but I'm just too lazy. I do have a general idea for what I'm going to make happen. I'm going to cut my playing time to progress this story and hope I can make it more interesting than my last few chapters. I don't know if you guys liked my last few chapters, I hope you guys liked it, I hope the girls will enjoyed it, and I hope animals will enjoy it too.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chapter 9: Ojo-sama or Maria-san?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Summary of the last chapter: Nagi tries to have sex with Hayate but doesn't know Hayate is asleep. Hayate wakes up and runs away (Hayate's not a lesbian!). Hayate runs into Maria's room and sees Maria. Maria is crying and says that Nagi has been dead for 3 years. That's the summary of the last chapter. What will happen now? And it's only 3 days away from Christmas! It's in the morning right now, 3 days left, don't get confused. "Oh no! I got confused cause you didn't 'splain good enough!" If you find yourself saying that then I have only one thing to say. Say explain correctly.

"Maria-san, what do you mean she killed herself?" asked the confused blue haired girl. "Guy." Right...guy. Shut up Hayate. Maria looks Hayate in the eyes and says with sobs, "Well, we waited for your return. We thought you wouldn't be in much trouble and that you can take care of yourself since you always do. But when you didn't come back on the third day, we sent people everywhere for you. Nagi, who was stressed out by you disappearing, said she will also search for you." Hayate looked at Maria, puzzled. "I didn't realize she was cutting herself everyday. That day, she slit her throat." Hayate jumps a bit. 'That must have been hard to hear about.' Maria looks down and starts crying again. Hayate looks for words of comfort. "I'm so sorry Maria-san. I'm so sorry I couldn't come back in time." Maria lifts her head up and looks at Hayate. Her eyes are filled with tears, which glittered in the moon lit room. She lays on her side, the moon light shining on her as though she was in the spot light. 'She doesn't look much older than she did 3 years ago. She looks even more beautiful than before.' was the thought that came across the butler's head. Maria sighs. "By the way, how is it that we never found you and somehow able to come back in 3 years with that incredibly bad luck of yours?" Hayate froze. He knew Maria would never take supernatural powers as an answer. He had to think of something else. He just had to. 'No... that won't if I tell her I worked 3 jobs, trying to get enough money to get home...no. She knows I can't have good enough luck to earn money. Maybe if I tell her I gambled and lost the money when I was about to get enough money to get home from...Canada. Yes! That'll work!'

Hayate opened his mouth to speak but then Nagi bursts in. "Hayate! Why did you run from me?" Hayate was going to explain but then Maria spoke. "Hayate, how are you here? Why aren't you explaining?" Hayate opened his mouth again to speak but they kept interrupting him. 'What's going on? Why don't they talk to each other?' Hayate looks at Maria, who is no longer crying, and instead, looks very angry. He turns around and looks at Nagi, who is no longer mad, but sad (hey that rhymed). "Stop yelling at me!" Hayate finally yelled. "What is going on? Why don't you two talk to each other? What happened?" Hayate starts to cry. "Why? W-Why won't you two talk to each other?" he mumbles. Nagi and Maria look at Hayate, then looks at each other. They both sigh. "We should stop this then." Nagi said. "Agreed. We need to fight for him like normal people." Hayate looks up and hugs them both. "We're sorry Hayate. We just wanted you to like one of us more." The two girls glare at each other behind his back. Hayate lets go of them and they both smile at each other. Hayate looks at them both. "Well, lets go to sleep." Nagi glares at Maria. "Why don't you sleep with me?" Nagi says with a smirk. Maria glares back at her. "A better choice would be sleeping with me." she says with a kind smile. Nagi grabs Maria's boobs. "Yours aren't as big as mine anymore!" Maria grabs Nagi's ass. "Well at least I can pleasure a man in bed!" "You take that back!" "No! It's true and you know it!" They start to molest each other and Hayate crawls away to Nagi's room and falls asleep on her bed.

The next day. Hayate stretches and gets up. 'I wonder what they did last night.' He walks towards Maria's room and sees them walking towards him, bruised. "What happened?" Nagi slaps him. "It's all your fault. Why would you just leave?" Hayate looks away. "You two want breakfast?" Maria walks ahead of them. "I'll make it." Hayate runs to her. "I can take care of it." "I insist that I do it Hayate-kun." "But Maria-san, you're bruised. I should make breakfast." They happily argue, leaving Nagi behind. 'Baka Hayate. He doesn't get it does he?' Nagi follows behind them, not increasing her pace. It seems she is lost in her thoughts. And its not about what they did last night. It's about what Isumi and Sakuya told her. 'I'm the only one...' She stops and looks at the ceiling. 'It's been a while since I've been this sad, Mom. I shouldn't have thought about it.' She goes to the front door. 'Snow...Maria...'

Maria decided to make Hayate make breakfast. When he finishes, they call over Nagi. Nagi doesn't answer. "Where could she be?" Hayate wondered. "Maybe she went to her room" Maria suggested. They walk towards the stairs, but stops to see that the front door is slightly opened. "O-Ojo-sama!" Hayate rushs towards the door. He swings the door open as fast as he can. "Ojo-sama!" "Urasai." Hayate looks down at the snow and sees Nagi laying on the snow, making a snow angel. "Ojo-sama, it's time for breakfast." "Fine." She gets up and kisses Hayate, then walks in. Hayate stands there, blushing. Nagi looks back. "Hayate, it's time for breakfast." Hayate looks back and runs inside. "Coming!" After they eat, they decide to go outside.

Shall I stop there? I think I should but thats because I forgot what I was going to do. I hope it puts some kind of hope for the one for Christmas. I will try to update to chapter 10 on 12/25/10. The phrase of the day is "Urasai". Urasai Urasai Urasai Urasai Urasai Urasai Urasai Urasai! HAYATE NO BAKA! BAKA BAKA BAKA! Kugimiya Rie. Now, a few words from our side story.


"Aw man, why do we have to capture Shana? We can't even use Fuze***." Miki sighs. They start walking towards somewhere. "Why are we in the middle of a desert?" Izumi asked. "I don't know. But if we don't get out, we might die." Miki answered. "Or worse! We could die dried up!" Risa said. "NOO! ANYTHING BUT THAT!" They all started running in circle, ovals, triangles, squares and a giant octagon. Izumi pointed north. "Wait, I see a Fuze*** over there." They look in the direction that Izumi is pointing and see nothing. "I don't see anything. Do you Miki?" "No. But I do see a bright light." "So do I." They go towards the bright light.

They wake up, finding themselves in a room. They were all sleeping in the same bed. "How did we get here?" They all looked across the room to see Shana and Yuji sitting on a bed, making out. They stared at them while they make out. Yuji slowly strips Shana while Shana strips him. "Pst, we need to record this." Risa whispered. Miki takes out a camera but they had already stopped. "What were you going to do with that camera?" "Uhhh" They look around the room, hoping to find an answer. "We are doing a scavenger hunt. Want to help?" Shana looks at Yugi. "Sure" Yugi said. "Thanks. Now, first, we need to go back. Where are we?" "You're in..." "What? Why are we here? HOW did we get here?" hey start running around in random shapes again. "Its fine. We'll just return you. It's not that hard." Shana smacks them and the area changes. "Ow...Did you really have to slap us?" "No but at least now you aren't running around and freaking out over nothing." "Oh. Well, lets go." They walk around picking things that seem interesting and say that its for their "Scavanger hunt". By the time they got back to their HQ town, they had 300 extra items that you can only sell for 20 million yen each. Yeah, that little. At least it'll add up to something thats kinda worth it.

"Ok, so are we done with this scavanger hunt?" Shana asked. "Ummm no. We still need one more thing. Come here." They all walk towards the Katsura household. On the way, they meet Hina. "Hina! We got Shana!" Shana looks at Hina. "Whats this about?" Hina sighs. She glares at the three girls. They all look away from her glare and start wistling. Hina looks back at Shana. "They actually have a mission and it was to capture you. I thought they would mess up but they did better than I thought." "So, why did you need to capture me?" Hina takes out her sword. "Does it really matter?" Shana takes out her sword. "Yes it does." Hina points her sword towards Shana. "It's our job. That's all you need to know." Shana jumps back 10 feet so she can pose too. She twirls her sword and holds it in front of her with 2 hands. "Then I guess we'll go out with a bang." "Yes it will." "May the best one win." "I always wanted to fight some of equal strength." "Then you'll get a fight." Shana puts up a Fuze***. Hina is able to move in the Fuze*** because shes just that awesome. Ok, it's really because she's always prepared. The big fight is going to happen! In the next chapter.

I don't know what else to say other than...Hope you enjoyed it and look forword to chapter 10...Yeah. Lets sell those 300 items girls. "Ok. Then lets buy some snacks." Ok. But try to save some money for dinner.