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Trolling for Bigfoot Part 2

Seth charged out of the woods, Ziploc bag clenched to his chest. If he had this right, and he was nearly positive that he was, then he was going to become almost as legendary as Patton!

He had been out in the woods, looking for any type of sign that could lead him in the direction of Bigfoot. Then he stumbled across an empty jar of peanut butter. Everything was history from that point. And he was going to go down in Fablehaven history for it.

The sun was still up, though it was nearly below the horizon. He'd guess that he'd been gone for 45 minutes which wasn't too bad. Deciding to cut through the garden to get to the barn, Seth started on the winding stone path towards the barn.

A couple of fairies were out, the glow in the dark kind. Sometimes he teased them about being fire-flys. Not able to resist, Seth came up behind a fairy with long blonde curls and hazel eyes. Her wings looked like a dragonflies. Her yellowish green slip was glowing as was the air around her head. Seth poked his head closer. "You look lovely this evening."

The fairy whipped around, ready to scold someone until the compliment sunk in. With a blush, the fairy giggled.

Changing his mind on telling her that she looked like a glow stick, Seth carried on to the barn. Coming around to the right side of the barn, he crawled through the same opening from his first encounter to the barn. Viola was chewing softly on some hay.

Laying out his pieces of evidence, Seth snapped a picture of the nearly empty peanut butter jar with his iPod and uploaded it to Facebook with the caption BIGFOOT LIVES

Well won't that be a story on the six o'clock news Tanu joked right away. Seth tried to tell whether Tanu was seriously believed him or if he was making fun of him. He suspected the latter but hope that it was the previous one.

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Was there something about the statement above that Seth wasn't fully understanding?

seth, that's an empty peanut butter jar Kendra responded to the thread. And she said that she was going to bed. Shame on her for lying.

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what's your point? Seth wrote back, tapping away on his iPod screen. It was certainly alot easier to use than his dad's stupid iPad. Nope. Seth concluded that you haven't lived until you've had the latest iPod model.

it doesn't prove anything Grandpa Sorenson typed back a few seconds later. Wow, Grandpa. You're supportive.

Bigfoots' favorite food is peanut butter. That should be proof in itself. Seth rolled his eyes as he typed. Didn't anyone know anything about bigfoot? It'd seem like mythologically involved people would know some of these things by now!

plus they were empty. Bracken added helpfully. Finally. Maybe unicorn boy could convince his sister that Bigfoot exists. In turn, Kendra could convince the rest of the people at Fablehaven that Bigfoot exists.

but the satyrs eat peanut butter. What's to stop them from littering in the woods? Kendra shot back nearly three seconds later. Seth's eyebrows shot up in surprise. When did Kendra get so good at typing? Oh wait. She was perfect at everything. Like he could ever forget.

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He's a weirdo anyways. Seth wasn't going to let Verl's "like" annoy him. Although the crush he had on his sister did.

hurtful! Doren contributed to the conversation. He should get a job in acting, that guy was so dramatic. Maybe he could play Mr Tumnus in the Narnia remakes.

the satyrs know better than to pollute the woods Stan agreed shortly afterwards. Seth grinned.

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thank you for vouching for us Stan Newel thanked with a blinky icon. That could give someone a seizure it was blinking so many colors. Worse than that one Pokémon episode.

there you are dear Kendra. Grandpa agrees with me Seth even went as far as tagging his sister in the post, just to make sure she got it.

Grandpa beat her to tagging back. I never agreed. I only defended the satyrs

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Thanks for ruining my argument, Gramps.

don't sweat it seth. You'll find him Warren encouraged with a thumbs up icon. Warren. A true man in the brother hood. Seth "liked" the comment.

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peanut butter? Seth, you're joking right? Vanessa jumped into the conversation. Where had she been the past ten minutes?

where have you been Van? Seth winced at his sister's comment. He heard the term great minds think alike, but he didn't like to consider Kendra having a great mind. Maybe she used her fairy charms and read his mind.

Tanu and I invested one of the hills near the grove Vanessa answered back.

What for? Bracken asked. He added an emoji with a confused expression. Seth sigh in exasperation. His family had the attention span of ants!

that's not the big deal here. We were in an enthralling conversation about bigfoot's existence! Seth interrupted before the conversation would get even more off topic. Then he thought of Doren as Grover from Percy Jackson and he laughed.

He refreshed the page after he got himself together.

enthralling! Excellent word choice seth Doren praised. Seth laughed again. What if Cloudwing played Chiron? Then he laughed so hard his ribs ached.

impressive word choice Stan added with a thumbs up. Well that was nice only the stupid chat was going off topic again.

Peanut Butter aside, what else do you have seth? Bracken wondered. Seth made a mental note to thank Bracken in person next time he saw him.

Turning on the flash, Seth photographed the large footprint that he hand casted. He was more resourceful than the others knew. After he played with a few filters, Seth uploaded the picture to Facebook.

okay im confused Kendra said after a minute. So she takes Economics and aces Algebra II but she doesn't even recognize a cast of a footprint when she she's it. Go figure.

even I don't see what it is Elise joined the thread. Elise was a great observer of details, so maybe the filters he added weren't that helpful after all.

I think it's a foot cast Tanu said. Seth immediately "liked" the comment, mainly out of relief that someone actually knew what he was trying to convey.

it's a big foot cast - no pun intended Dale joked.

I'd say! Newel agreed.

How long is it? Vanessa wondered. An emoji with wide eyes popped up a moment later.

Seth pridefully typed out the measurement that he had been ever so careful to record. Nearly 15 inches in length and about four and a half in width

That's a real big foot Warren said after awhile.

almost too big. . . Bracken responded. What? How could Bracken turn on him now? After everything they'd been through together in this argument?!

you're against me too now? Seth demanded adding an angry emoji icon.

No. But the measurements add up to be more of some kind of troll or giant Bracken typed back instantaneously.

Seth pursed his lips to one side. That would totally suck.

You think? He asked after a few minutes of thinking.

maybe. Grandpa Sorenson said a minute later. Checking the time on his iPod, Seth realized that it was 9:00 at night even. He'd been out in the barn for nearly an hour!

but he might still be out there Kendra suggested. Yeah. After she tried proving him that Bigfoot was baloney all night.

says the girl who tried convincing me that Bigfoot isn't real Seth retorted. How did she have the nerve? What a fairy princess!

it's not that. I think it would be cool if you found Bigfoot. But your proof is lacking Kendra answered back after a couple of minutes. Okay she did have a point there. Although she did seem more like she was trying to prove him wrong more than anything.

does that mean the ball of hair in my pant pocket in probably satyr hair? It was an embarrassing question, but Seth wanted to know.

more than likely Dale replied.

it is shedding season. Doren replied helpfully.

Disgusted, Seth pulled the wad of fur from his left pocket and dropped it on the floor. If it came from a satyr's butt, he didn't want to touch it again. He just hoped that Viola had the decency to not mistake it for food.

nasty Seth complained.

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don't worry! I will find Bigfoot! I will make an appearance on the six o'clock news! And I will become nearly as famous as Patton Burgess!Seth quickly typed out. Collecting his "evidence" in his Ziploc bag, he dropped it in the trash on his way to the main house. After washing his hands 13 times with soap and water to make sure he didn't have satyr residue on his hands, Seth crawled into bed.

Curiosity getting the better of him, he checked to see what people said about his post.

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in your dreams, Seth Sorenson :PKendra had answered 26 minutes ago.

Seth rolled over to yell at Kendra, but she was already sleeping, light breath puffing from her nose. Seth decided to drop it. He wasn't going to wake her up over something so juvenile.

He wasn't that cruel.


sorry for the slow update. I may have been flunking algebra for the past few weeks (*cough*unlike Kendra apparently*cough*)

But I got the second half up and I feel great! I have a funny idea for chapter so I'm going to try and get it up before the end of this week :3

Please review! They make me smile!

K thx bi!

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