Chapter 9 : In the alien dimension
Ryou finally opened his eyes and realized that Pai had teleported him in the alien dimension !
Oh, great ! now, how am I supposed to get outta here ! And what could he be doing in this moment with MY girlfriend ? This couldn´t get worse...
Ryou suddenly heard voices behind him.He turned around and saw Taruto and... MINTO !
"Hey, Pai ! We were waiting for you ! said Minto with a voice that really sounded like Kisshu´s. Listen, something very weird happened to me and..."
Taruto interrupted him.
"Wait, Pai, that´s not what you think ! This is kisshu ! It´s your stupid machine´s fault ! it made him, the bird mew mew, the catgirl and her boyfriend change bodies ! And he thinks it could happen to someone else !"
OH REALLY, YOU THINK SO ? Thought Ryou, sending the purple haired-alien to hell.He finally said :
"Right.You are Kisshu, Min... I mean the bird girl is you, Ichi... Uh... Mew Ichigo is aoya... her boyfriend and her boyfriend is her ?"
"Yep, answered kisshu. Can you believe this Pai ? I´m a bird ! You better do something fast, I don´t wanna stay like this all my life !"
Quick, I need to find something to say... real fast...
"Right, I´ll start working on the machine, you two stay here, and one thing : don´t get out of here.I don´t want you causing trouble again !"
So, the two turned around and started chatting, because they had nothing else to do.Ryou thanked himself for imitating his enemy very well, or else the two aliens would have realize they weren´t talking to the right person.He got to the computer.
Maybe there is something in these files that could tell me how to get out of here... Now, let´s see...
But something in Pai´s file caught you´s attention.it was a video, and the title was : "Retasu1"
What´s this...
He opened the document and discovered that I was a video of all the times Pai had to fight HIS beloved Retasu !
What in the name of... ! That jerk is gonna pay for this.
Immediately, he selected the file and approached his finger to the delete button.
I´ll show him ! That guy is gonna be so dead when he´ll see that...
But at the last moment he was interrupted by kisshu.
"Say, pai, what are you doing on your file ?"
Ryou noticed that kisshu wanted to see, so he quickly closed Pai´s file and told Kisshu :
"Go mind your own business, Kisshu."
The green-haired alien just shrugged his shoulders :
"Whatever."
And he got back with taruto.
Too bad.Well, I guess I´ll just erase it later.
So, he continued searching on the computer.On Kisshu´s file, he saw tons of photo and videos of Ichigo.Totally normal to him.But he thought that the computer wouldn´t work well if there were too much pics in it so he just erased them all (I really don´t wanna see the look on Kisshu´s face when he´ll realize...).While he was on Taruto´s file, he noticed a strange document that was named "12859".
Mmmmh... I wonder what this is...
Ryou opened the file.A few seconds later, he had a horrible expresson on his face.In the video, he could exactly see Kisshu, not wearing much, in the shower, dancing like an idiot and singing :
"I´m... too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my..."
Ryou had seen enough.He immediately closed the file, turned of the computer, and sight.
What on Earth was that !
Obviously, what he was looking for wasn´t on this computer.So Ryou tried the other one.He wanted to forget this video of Kisshu he had seen, but this shocking scene was like stucked in his head.
The shower... Kisshu shaking his body... And then this... This horrible voice...
Ryou knocked himself on the head, but it didn´t work.This video had really traumatised him.
Near Ryou, who was going crazy, Kisshu and Taruto were talking about stupid things, but something that Kisshu said caught Ryou´ s attention :
"Hey, Taruto ! You´ve seen that blonde dude with the mew mews ?"
"Yeah, totally ! What a jerk, uh ?"
"Right.I wonder with who he´s gonna change..."
Next to them, Ryou was litteraly boilling, and his eyes were blazing.
"Imagine just a second that he could have changed with Pai !" said Taruto.
"Oh my god, poor Pai ! That would really be terrible !" answered Kisshu.
This time, Ryou was putting his hands on his head.
"I´m not crazy... not mad... must not kill aliens..."
But this time, Kisshu said :
"And you know what ? Fishy really must be crazy to go out with him !"
"When you think about it, they look pretty good together, considering they´re both huge fools..."
Ryou had heard enogh.How could they say that Retasu was foolish and crazy ? And seriously... HOW COULD KISSHU CALL HIS GIRLFRIEND FISHY !
Kisshu cotinued, not aware of the fact that he just payed his train ticket for hell :
"Of course ! And fishy..."
But immediately, Ryou threw himself on Kisshu and knocked him out.I let you imagine the scene :
Ryou, a sword in hand, in front of Kisshu, a killing expression on his face...
Kisshu... uncouncious lying on the ground...
Taruto... hiding his face in his hands with a terrified look...
I think you all know that Ryou was mad.
Finally, Taruto stammered :
"P...Pai ! Have you gone mad ?"
Ryou stood up and realized that Taruto was staring at him.
"Ah... I feel better now..."
"For the love of Deep Blue, why the hell have you done that ?"
Ryou shrugged.
"Who cares ? He needed it anyway."
Kisshu woke up.
"OH, MY HEAD ! THAT HURT ! Pai, you fool, What have I ever done to you to deserve this ?"
"Forget it.You guys, get outta here."
Kisshu replied :
"That would be an honnor ! I´m gonna see Koneko-chan."
Taruto said :
"Yeah, and I really need to go out a bit."
Then the two aliens teleported out of the dimension.
