"So the Twin Wonders finally going to do something about their inferior synchronization rate. Wonderful."
"Watch yourself, Asuka. I don't think no one will appreciate someone who trash talk in front of them out of nowhere." God, she just opened her mouth for the first time this day and she already pissed me off. I knew she had excuses but it seemed that being irritating would
"You're more confrontative than your sister. Compensating for something, like spine to actually fight?"
Watch your hormon, Rae. You knew this girl's being a bitch, but there's a real reason behind that ultra cranked Tsundere act. And besides, it was partly your own fault for tried to look like a naive idealist on your first meeting with the other children. "Perhaps. My primary concern is not to fight the angels after all. I'm here to make everyone more comfortable in fighting the angels by evaluating their psychological state. So i think at least you can cut me off from your rival list, and my sister as well."
"Even friendly rivalry?"
Honestly i didn't know what should i say here. Did she tried to bait me, or was her attempt to force this rivalry was genuine? "I don't know what are you trying to do here Asuka, but don't you think some petty rivalry in a war for humanity could be very anti-productive?"
"People counting their kills in the war sometimes for show-off, so what's wrong with little rivalry?"
"Because i don't want it to ended up having either of you so depressed because you or Shinji lose. I've talked with the boy and trust me, almost none of my attempt to make him braver work. He just ended up blamed himself, and all i did was to make him know that people could love someone who couldn't do anything for them but trouble."
"Huh. Third Child turned out to be even more depressing than i thought. And here i thought he's just a meek boy, but it turned out that he depreciated himself so much."
"And yet he ended up victorious every time. Imagine if he could get behind his anxiety and self-depreciation."
"Meh. Pure luck."
"Is it? It's war, Asuka, and as far as i concern, war could brought the best of someone. There might be a chance for him to become even better than you, all because the war. What would you do when he ended up topped you, while you ended up falling yet another fight, so hard that even i ended up better than you..."
The girl spun around, and pushed me to the wall. Man, she's strong. "YOU THINK THE GREAT ASUKA WILL FALL JUST LIKE THAT?"
"See what i meant? You just blew a steam over something hypothetical, girl. What would happen when he actually did that? What would happen when you actually fell from the grace? For something that's simply hypothetical, you got awfully worked out here, almost as if you didn't want to admit the possibility of it."
My bet that her more mature side would take over after i offered her my logic. Seemed like it worked on my favor as she stopped her assault on me and mumbled, "Okay, you might have a point."
"I take it that you want that talk with me?"
"Yeah, yeah. I will call you later for that. But don't get upset if you can't find anything!"
On the contrary, Asuka. On the contrary.
On second thought, perhaps i still had something else for her. "Still couldn't find that lingerie?"
"H...how did you?"
Her stammered could possibly be her first genuine reaction. "Kaji told me about it."
"Ugh! Your attempt at small talk sometimes sucks, Rae! Here i hope that you're going to be normal. And no. Why?"
"Ah, it just ended up on my hand a few hours ago. And i must say, that based on several observations, including a very tight feeling in the chest, i'm at least...a cup bigger than you." I said as i playing with my tiddies, showing the glorious fullness to the still gorgeous but flatter girl.
Ah, the red-faced of a flabbergasted red-haired girl that slowly turned into a string of loud curses against me was glorious. And it's a win-win, because even if i made her self-conscious, my talk with her maybe would make her realized even more about my point.
Of course, that's if we didn't end up in catfight over bra size. And stolen lingerie.
Wait. Was i really a 14 years old?
I stared at the mirror that i just passed, my hand followed all contour of my body. The result made me frowned.
Damn. I looked more like a short 19-year old woman. This series's more fucked than i thought.
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"Hey doc, is there any finding that made you decide to do this test so suddenly after being opposed to it for days?"
"I just checked the test between you two. The graph of your brain waves with Pilot Ayanami was unusually singular, despite the obvious difference between your personality that would make your spiritual energy drastically changed. We'd expect a stark difference here that would make it risky considering you two being so similar in body structure, since it could make the EVA get confused at the difference. but instead we got our best candidates for this test."
"Must be the fact that they're twin."
"Could be that, Aoba-san." I simply said something to kill the discussion, not a word talking about how human soul would definitely be different than angel soul.
"Anyway, you two ready? As you can see, you two are going into the three unit that we have. We're going for the purple death first and-wait a minute. Rae, what the hell is this?"
"Just a leftover of the proposal draft. You copypasted that?"
"Actually, i chose MAGI to create the final document from your draft to save time. Either it's not that sophisticated as my mother said, or it actually considered your writing to be important enough to do documentation of it, or it actually developed a sense of humor. So i'll retract,
"Oh my god! Ritsuko's mother created our own version of Skynet!"
"We're doomed!"
"Not again." Misato soon found herself soothing at the long haired man, earned jealousy stares from Kaji and Makoto.
"Rae, i've told you, no talking about dystopian fiction in front of Shigeru for at least a month!" She mentioned one of the staffs to approach the now cowering "This's the last time i showed you any movie that can be scary. Honestly, with all your cynicism, you ought to be far better in watching any scary movies."
"I...i didn't flinch when i watched Terminator 2!"
"That's because it's not horror movie like the first one, dummy. And you cowered in the corner when the Judgement Day dream happened."
"Do you really have
"Connor was burning and screaming as everything exploded around her!"
"In his defense, everyone, that scene's legitimately nightmare material."
"You're not helping, Rae." The doctor sighed at me. And frowned when she noticed the ragged breath of the long haired technician have slowed down to almost manageable level. "Okay, i don't know how acceptance that there's someone who shared your fear could calm you down, but i hope your fear won't hinder us in this experiment, or i will give you the unpaid slip for the next week. Is that clear?"
"Y...yes doctor."
"Yes." Both of us said so in unison. Me here hoping for the best, all the while my sister stayed stoic for the remainder of our session.
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The test so far went without any incident.
Unit 1, we got 95%. That's higher than both of us combined in Unit-00, but there were problems. The robot, or the bio mech in this case, rejected us on the second test to compare the situation. That means the core, or in this case Yui Ikari's will, had the capability to detect intruders, souls that she's unfamiliar with. So far only Rei that could piloted the purple robot. That means either she rejected me, or i had to get more familiar with her to get acceptance. Either way, that sucked.
Unit 2, surprisingly, got an even higher rate, double of it in fact. This could meant many things, one of them is that despite its status as the first true Evangelion, it still had many experimental parts, one of them could be a booster that got activated whenever there's a second mind that piloted the Evangelion. And unlike the finicky Unit-01, Asuka's mother accepted everyone, as Rei once mentioned that she could piloted the red giant in the battle against Sandalphon. Also, Shinji already tested the robot several times, and Kaworu in the future would piloted it for a brief time.
This meant if they decided that dual piloting's the new future, Rei would be paired with Shinji, and i would be paired with Asuka. Damn it.
"Remind me again, for why Rei still has to pilot this junk despite she's the most loyal to NERV, and have been working and testing for them for pretty much her whole life?" I asked out of nowhere.
"Rei was originally the pilot for Unit-01." Ritsuko took a seat besides us as she explained the logic behind it. "But when Shinji came to NERV, the data we gained from him make it obvious to us that he's the best choice for Unit-01. Zero was about to be abandoned since our test with it resulted in disaster, but we need at least a backup unit in case that Unit-01's not ready for battle, or when we need a robot for another case. And it just happened that Unit-00's the only other available option."
"And Asuka herself? I'm still not sure why you have this very combat ready unit that they only sent after the third, eeh, fifth angel appeared."
"Bureaucracy. It took the failure of Jet Alone for us to be taken seriously. We're always in the risk of running out of funds, not to mention that we still couldn't prove that the angels main target's Tokyo-3."
"Huh. Things i learned today." I whispered to myself.
"Well anyway, now everything went as expected, we'll go for the final test. Unit-00'll going to have that double synchronization test. The reason for why we
"Yeah, but i'd prefer if we get another actual production unit soon. Our compability's more because of the core unit rather than the actual body of the Evangelion itself, so there'll be no more problem than its activation test, and it'll be better to have a stronger robot for us." I said as a subtle reminder of my another proposal.
"Don't worry. We're going to do our best to get Unit-03 from America soon, even if it means we're going to use some parts meant for the replacement of other unit."
"Wait. How's that could be any less disasterous than our current robot?" I asked in bewilderment at the current event that's going to transpire.
"Testing, girl. If the backup limbs from Unit-02 are not compatible with Unit-03, we'll simply use the Unit-00 until we finished the compatible limbs for Unit-03. This might means that we'll have to wait until we get a
"Oh."
"Now, shall we resume the test?"
I nodded as both of us stood, ready to continued our testing. With all these reassurance, what could gone wrong?
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The synch rate ended up skyrocketed to 350%.
Everybody frantically screamed their head, tried to shut down the eva without any success.
Said eva now not only banging its head over the intercom, but also absorbed us. Yeah, both of us.
Uh oh. I jinxed it.
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"Huh. I returned to my old self. Neat"
Well, this's my soul after all. Good bye, hot teenager body, and welcome back you handsome thicc man.
Yeah. Despite the lacks of mirror, i could see the large belly of mine and big, hard arm muscles. Aside from occasional worry about my weight impact on my knees and desire to cut some guts to gain better stamina, i'm still happy of my body function overall. Also...
The heck? I still wore the same plugsuit? Oh god, how disgusting! I could see my flabs!
And suddenly, an apparition knocked me to the wall, choked me as she said something in effect of me being not something that existed from here. Well, no shit.
Hmm. I have two options here. One, i could talk my way out of here just like what i always did earlier.
Two, i could knock her out with my powerful blow to her neck.
After i decided that the apparition was too insane to negotiate to, the latter option worked like a charm.
"Well, that's quiet of an anti-climax." I muttered to no one by myself as i turned around to look for my sister.
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"Ohayo, Rei!" I waved to my sister that has been beholden by some chains in a ruined plain where everything's filled by menstrual blood.
"...Are you the soul for Unit-00's core?" She stared hard at me. Ugh. For a girl with poor social skills she's astonishingly intimidating.
"Nope. It's your sister, unfiltered in her actual gender!"
"...You look unfit." She deadpanned. Oh jeez. That's your reaction at looking at the real appearance of your hero?
"Whatever. I'm not going to abandon you just because you didn't look beneath the surface."
"Are you implying that you're much more athletic than your actual appearance?"
"Well i have 220 bench press on 10 reps if that helped my case. Although if you're counting my stamina and body fat, then yes, i'm unfit to a degree."
"So you're unfit." She bluntly stated it.
"And strong as hell. Anyway, care to tell the story here?"
"I woke up in this position, so i cannot tell
"So they might be ripped a part of your soul to pilot the whole thing. Damn, the whole obsession to masturbation suddenly fitted for why i ended up here."
"That doesn't make-Wait a minute. I met you three days after i touched myself for the first time. It does make sense."
"Good to know that we're in agreement again. Now," I looked around my "As much as i'm proud of my strength, i don't want tor risk ended up being mindfucked by whatever inhabited the core. It's much more animalistic for my taste, and that made me think that being placed in the EVA changed your morality to the more incomprehensible to human beings. In short, negotiation's pretty much cannot be done until we can be sure that we can communicate with it."
"So we're stuck."
"Well..." Man, shit's fucked up. "This's going to be weird, but if the core's soul supposed to used to be part of your soul and linked to us, then this might work."
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"You know..." I said between my licks. "If this really happened in real world, i would've been charged with sexual assaults on underage."
"You-ah, older than 20? Goodness! Ah, you actually looked like you're 18!"
"Asians don't crack, girl." Slurp. Slurp. "Hell, my father living a stressful life, but you put a wig on him, and he'll look no older than 40."
Well, a job is a job. Considering that we may would not remember all of it, it might be not that traumatizing.
So, uh, yeah. I did a job on my pseudo sister. A cunnilingus, to be exact.
Yeah, that's my suggestion to get the hell out of this place without confronting the spirit that would inadvertently caused one hell combination of headache and trauma. Since both of us linked to the soul of Zero core, i theorized that mental euphoria would weakened it enough for us to deal with it after.
And the most disturbing part of it? She did not think or said anything to rebuke my suggestion. And here i was, sucked and licked her beautiful slits, covered with blue hair that was trimmed.
Okay, i didn't know how the hell she knew how to trim, and why she did it in the first place.
"Hey, can you change your appearance to someone older? It's feel weird for me to do sexual thing to a junior high school student. Your original soul's about billion years old, so i don't think it will be hard for you to change yourself into someone older."
"I...i don't think i could imagine what...would be me in 8 years..." Huh, that's odd. Perhaps she had read something about social taboo.
"Fine then. I'll say that you're eight inches taller and two cups more filled out. Try to think of yourself as someone with bigger waist than chest ratio since you already have shapely hips and firm looking butt."
And just like that. The girl changed into a 5'6 feet goddess with curves in all the right place. Goodness, what a beautiful woman. Soon enough i stood and pressed myself on her, my penis rubbed her flat tummy.
I preserved her virginity for Shinji and her own sanity, but that did not mean i couldn't do anything for my manhood. In fact, it might helped us if we reached the mutual orgasm. I rubbed her clit with my dick several times once in a while before returned to the blow job. Each time it's the time to massage her clit with my weapon, i kneaded her twin orbs for both our arousal. Every time she sounded like she's going nuts, i had to restrain myself from kissing her.
Soon enough the lust have been too much for me that i did the next best thing ever to steamy kiss and penetration. I held her firm, round ass with my hands to grip her better, my manhood rubbed her clitoris rapidly. My head switched between her sizable breasts in every once in a while, sucked and licked her nipples. Her chests were soft, and her euphoric face was alluring. Damn, everything about her was perfect. In the meantime Rei almost forgotten the reason for why we did it in the first place, tried her best to grind her hips against mine to get that release both of us sought so much. Her moans getting louder and louder with every seconds, drove both of us insane.
"I...i think i'm going to..."
And there we goes. Both of us reached rapture, screamed in euphoria that washed both of us.
And goodness! She squirted a lot, like a gallon of it! Damn girl, you're going to make that Shinji boy happy.
"Ah...so good..."
"T...thank you, for preserving my...virginity..." She muttered as she returned into her teenager self. Both of us had a hard time to breath after such a blissful moment.
"N...no problem..." I muttered to her, before i bitterly said an apology to her, "I'm sorry for doing this to you..."
"I...it's okay. It was a necessary task after all. And as i said, you did your best to preserve my virginity."
Yeah." I agreed before i looked around, waited for our ticket to go home. "Will she..."
"CURSE YOU TWO!" The spirit cursed at both of us, despite its ecstatic face said otherwise about her recent rapture moment. Then again, she might felt violated, so...ah, whatever.
Also, she just face planted into her own pool of cum. Yeah, doubled the humiliation.
As i kicked it on the head, everything flashed bright all over us.
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"Mmmhh..."
Well, that's the familiar wall.
Hohoho! You think i'm going to look into the ceiling first, huh?
I saw my pale skin and soft features. Yeah, i'm a girl again.
Oh, crap. I still remember the steamy moment that almost perfectly substitute sex.
"OH THANK GOODNESS! YOU'RE AWAKEN FINALLY RAE!"
"M...major...my heads till hurt."
"Oh, sorry, Rae." She released me from her grip. Damn, her boobs were massive. Even bigger than Rei who already amazed me. "I'm just so glad that you've awaken."
"Me too, Major Katsuragi."
"I'm so sorry, the first time we have time to talk with each others while none of us are busy is when you get bedridden in hospital."
"That's okay, Major Katsuragi."
"That's Misato to you, girl!"
"Um, is it really cool for us to call each others with first name in NERV?" I asked her in meek voice.
"Don't worry, we're not in duty. Oh, and Rei's being checked by Ritsuko to find if there's anything wrong with her. Say, what's with Rei? She has her own check up routine that only Ritsuko and Commander have privilege to watch to."
I blinked. The heck, did she really wanted to find out things about NERV this soon? "Eh, no offense, but Ritsuko ordered me to hold some secret. All i can say is that Rei has importance in other project that may or may not involving fighting the Angels."
"Oh, Ritsupoo."The woman pouted like a girl who's half her own age. "And here i thought we're friend, but she hold some nasty secrets that she don't want anyone to find, friend included."
"Eh, don't worry, Misato-san. I'm here partly to make sure their terrible secret not going worse anymore as well."
"Well if you say so." Misato dropped "You know, i don't know much about you, so why don't you tell me the story about how you met your long lost sister."
"We're orphan, separated by birth in the midst of Second Impact's chaos." I said without any hiccup that could lowered my acting skill rate. A slight sorrowful look was all that could be seen by her, faked of course. "I just happened to be adopted by different man since we're separated in birth."
"Aww, poor you..." Misato hugged me again. Hooray for boobies!
"I don't think i'm the one who deserve pity. I have a good family, while sis is getting the short end of stick. For one, i don't think being controlled by NERV's coldest man, Gendo Ikari, will be really good for your mental health and development."
"You bet! Even her apartment looked like something more suitable in abandoned city! I tried to put her in more habitable land, but i'm pretty sure it never even reached his desk."
"Or went to his trash can." I avoided her gaze as i had my oh crap moment. If it really went that way, that means Misato could be tracked by Gendo just for being a curious cat.
"Have i said that i'm sorry about how this's our first chance to have a real discussion before?"I nodded just to keep my manner. "Okay, part of why i didn't try to find my time to talk with you before is because i'm suspicious of you. Well, suspicious of Ayanami to be precise. I mean, both of you have your biological parents being filled blank. It's almost like they don't want anyone to know anything about you. Well it's always been like that with Rei, but then you come here, have much friendlier behavior compared to your sister, and you're still a mystery to solve!"
"Sorry for being as much of enigma as my sis."Ah, my voice's weak man. Almost like i'm Rei myself. Wait, what? "But you're right. As much as their secrecy helped people, they also hurt so many in the process. Had i even know my sister's existence years ago, i would sued Gendo for placing her in such a poor apartment. But now my hands are tied, and suing him even i don't think i could win any lawsuit against him, so the best way to get back at him is to make everything...unpredictable."
"Ooh, i like the sound of it. What's the plan?"
"Making love. Both figuratively and literally. I'll force him to lose control, with love."
"You mean..."
"Misato," I asked her, gazed into her eyes, "Have you ever played a matchmaker before?"
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So that's the end of evangelion- wait, i mean the end of this chapter.
So, eh...i hope i don't scare too much souls with the sexual scene between me and my clone, so eh...hope i don't need to meet you in therapy!
And i hope i'll see you next, in Evangelion A.D.!
