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A/N: I hope I made the reviews easier to read this time. I've also changed them on the previous chapter too. Hope you enjoy!


Chapter VIII
1ST POV-Tracey

I'm sitting in the uncomfortably silent van next to Sam when Afro-Agent pulls something out of a bag and says, "So, uh, LadiesMan217. That is your eBay username, right?"

Sam glances at me out of the corner of his eye before stammering out, "Uh yeah, but, you know, I was younger and less mature when I made it."

Afro-Agent ignores him and holds up Sam's phone.

"What do you make of this?"

'My name is Sam Witwicky, okay? And my car…'

"Is that you?" He asks knowingly.

I laugh and say, "Yup, that sure sounds like a…LadiesMan."

In my head I silently add a 'Ba-Dum-Tss' to the end. Neither specimen of the male species looks amused with my jokes. So sue me, I make jokes under pressure.

Mr. Jerky-Jerk-Afro-Man (Ha, you don't even get an agent this time) turns again to Sam, "Last night at the station, you told the officer that your car transformed. Enlighten me."

I interject before Sam can open his mouth, "Puh-lease, that sorry excuse for a man was not qualified to be an officer and Sam didn't say that. He said that his car stalled up but the dude thought that he said stood up and made a big deal out of it. All Sam was trying to do was get back our car that he thought had been stolen. He didn't realize that I went for a drive and didn't want to wake anybody up."

Jerky-Jerk-Afro-Man looks interested now, "And where would you be going at 3 O'clock in the morning, girlie?"

I look affronted.

"Well sometimes when it's…That time of the month, a.k.a Shark week, I like to go for a walk and get some fresh air. Now that I had a car though I thought it would just be safer if I took a drive around town."

He looks slightly disgusted before saying, "Prove it."

"Excuse me, how do you want me to prove that every month it feels like a hot steak knife is getting jabbed through my organs, repeatedly and that there is blood very painfully coming from my—" I get cut off by both Sam and Jerky-Jerk-Pervo coughing and looking very grossed out.

He soon just drops the matter completely and straight faced asks, "What do you kids know about aliens, huh?"

At the same time both Sam and I reply, "What like a Martian? Like what, E.T.? No."—"Aliens were a myth created by the government so that they have an excuse to form boring and stupid T.V Shows, invade people's houses, and hide the existence of government weapons and bombs that America, 'doesn't have'."

Sam and I look over at one another before bursting out laughing and saying in unison, "Oh God/Primus, you've probably wasted your entire life looking for something that doesn't exist, haven't you?"

We crack up even more when we finish talking. He looks very angry before pulling out a badge that has Sector 7 on it. My face pales, 'Primus, what if they find out about me hacking into their cameras.'

"You see this? This is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it badge. I am going to lock you two up, forever."

I lean back and say slyly, "Oh whatever. You know what? Don't listen to him. He's just pissy 'cause he's got to get back to guarding the old lady dressing room section of the mall."

He narrows his eyes slightly, "You in the training bra, do not test me. Especially with your little 'adventures' through top secret websites that only we currently know about."

He looks like he's waiting for Sam to react but Sam and I tell each other almost everything.

He looks even angrier at us not reacting, not noticing the blown up scanner weakly beeping. He does notice though when a gigantic metal foot goes through the windshield. Optimus picks up the roof of the car until it breaks off while we panic. Sam looks really smug now.

"Man, you A-holes are in trouble now. Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to our friend, Optimus Prime."

Optimus looks menacingly down at the Agents.

"Taking the children was a bad move. Autobots relieve them of their weapons."

The Autobots jump in and Jazz's servo becomes magnetic, taking all the guns away from the Sector Seven idiots. I hop out of the car and dust myself off before walking over to 'Bee.

We watch as Afro-Agent holds up both of his hands and says, "Hi, there."

Optimus leans closer to his face.

"You don't seem afraid. Why are you not surprised to see us?"

The brunette steps forward looking more confident.

"Look, there are S-Seven protocols, okay? I am not authorized to communicate with you except to tell you I can't communicate with you."

"Get out of the car." Optimus growls, not at all happy with him or his attitude.

Afro-Agent turns around and says to Sam and the other agents, "Alright, alright. Get out of the car."

Bee and I listen to him ramble for a little bit before I walk up behind him, kick him in the back of his knee, and grab the handcuff keys out of his pocket. As he groans in pain I unlock mine and run to Sam to help with his. He laughs and looks at me, "You need to be more careful with your hacking if this idiot found out it was you."

I laugh and nod before hugging him and grabbing his wrist to drag him back over to Bumblebee.

Sam gets up in his face and demands, "What is Sector Seven? Answer me?"

Even though he knows full well what it is because I showed him as soon as I found it, we got to keep up appearances. He arrogantly pushes back.

"I am the one who asks questions around here. Not you, young man!"

Sam reached into his jacket pocket and pulled out a badge. "Do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it-badge, right? Where are my parents?"

"Oh all brave now, with your big alien friends standing over you."

Sam looks annoyed and says, "Where is Sector Seven?"

"Wouldn't you like to know?" The agent fires right back at Sam.

Bumblebee squats down and pushes me far out of the way before standing back up and messing with something near his where his crotch would be. Something pops out and hits Afro-Agent in the back of the head and as soon as he feels his head and turns around Bumblebee pees on him. I start laughing and eventually I am rolling on the ground laughing so hard I can barely breathe.

I feel a burst of amusement and fondness before Optimus tells Bumblebee to stop. He does but looks irritated at Optimus. Sam and I go down the line of men, Sam cuffing them and me searching their pockets and keeping anything shiny and/or gun like. Sam gets down to the guy that look like Mr. Erwin from Suite Life of Zach and Cody before he realizes what I've been doing he stares at me until I stomp and walk back giving everybody there watches, phone, coins, and rings back but keeping the guns.

One guy protests, saying that the watch that I gave him wasn't his before I turn and give him a death glare until he shuts up. I grumble and go back to Bumblebee and flop on the ground.

"Primus this sucks, no shinies, no violence, and no fun!"

Bumblebee whirs amusedly as we go back to watching Sam and the agent, who is now half naked. A horrified look shadows over my face, Primus what did I miss? As the agent talks I see Mr. Erwin look alike repeats everything he says.

By the time I see the phone in his hand it's too late because I can already hear the choppers. Frag it all Sam, if you would've just let me have my shinies.

Ironhide suddenly says, "Optimus incoming!" and slams his blaster to the ground to send a shockwave out.

The Autobots transform and drive in separate directions. Optimus is the only one that stays and he puts his hand to the ground, saying, "Up you get."

When we grab onto his shoulder he runs away from the bridge but the chopper follows him. He hides under and overpass as the helicopters pass by under us. The air from the helicopter pushes me and before I have time to think I'm in a freefall and I can see the ground rushing toward my face.

Bumblebee catches me and transforms around me, driving off in the other direction, away from Optimus and Sam. 'Bee gets a little ways before stopping and opening the door, a silent gesture for me to get out.

In my confused state I get out and begin questioning him, "'Bee, what's the matter? What are you doing?"

He doesn't answer but at the same time he doesn't need to because I already realize as he transforms and walks in front of me standing tall and in view of the choppers.

They shoot him with these cables and pull him until he slides across the ground as azure optics meet purplish eyes he whirs sadly. I scream as cars surround us and they keep pulling him, shooting him with a freeze gun thing.

"No stop it! Can't you see that he's not fighting back? No, stop!"

I run and try to fight against the guys but there's too many of them and as I am forced to the ground, ribs bruised, face scratched, and then knocked out with a pistol I see Sam getting pulled away in handcuffs as Bee fights against them to get to me.

The last thing I see before the black enters my sight unwillingly is Sam taking away one of the guns and freezing an agent in the face.

'Well', I think, 'at least one of us still has some fight.'

First POV-Sam

I watch as they force my twin on the ground, bloody and beaten.

'Oh no, this is not going to end like this.' I think angrily as I run to one of the four men freezing 'Bee and take the gun to vengefully freeze him in the face. As I'm tackled I look at Tracey and see a slight pained smile on her face as she looks at me before going limp.

I cry out as they roughly yank her form up from the ground and drag her over to a car. They walk me to a separate one that the lousy excuse of an agent is standing in front of.

"Happy to see me?" He taunts, the smug smile on his face makes my body burn in anger as I leap from my captors and tackle him to the ground punching him over and over in the face.

By the time they've gotten over their surprise and pulled me off I've managed to break his nose a bruise his eye, Tracey would be proud. I smile over my small victory as they grip my arms tightly, almost bruising and shove me, uncaring, into the back of the van.

The van pulls away to who knows where but the smile never falls from my face as I watch the agent cry and grab at his face as a medic rushes over.

Third POV- The Autobots

Jazz flip expertly around the bridge to get to his leader and commander. "Optimus, are we just gonna stand here and do nothing?"

Optimus sighs, "There is no way to free Bumblebee or the Witwicky's without harming the humans."

Jazz protests weakly, "But it's not right. They've… "

Optimus cuts him off as he picks up Tracey's glasses.

"Let them leave." He holds them up in the light and sighs again. 'After all they've done for us, and this is how we repay them? No, the cube and our planet come first.'


A/N:So sorry to anybody if I grossed them out or anything with the whole 'time of the month thing'. Also if anybody was wondering about the shark week thing, I saw this picture on IFunny that showed a sharks brain and a vagina and they looked like the same. The caption for a picture said, 'From now on my period shall be called Shark Week. To me it was hilarious so sorry if it offends anybody. Nothin I can do about my humor.