Disclaimer: I do not own the twilight series, nor will I ever

Disclaimer: I do not own the twilight series, nor will I ever.12

Yesterday morning (flashback):

I sat watching the people move across the big plasma screen TV. Emmet had muted the volume so I could hear his pleading "please Bella; you owe me one after the duck race!" he was trying to get his revenge on jasper and had enlisted roses and my help. "All you have to do is sing a little guides song!" reluctantly I agreed not realising what I had done until it was too late to back out.

Present day:

Which is exactly how I came to be serenading jasper and (under roses command) wearing incredibly a short skirts and low cut tops. I looked like a brunette clone of daisy duke, but rose managed to look like a model, like usual. I hated Emmet and his puppy dog eyes.

"Oh sir jasper do not touch me

Oh sir jasper do not touch me

Oh sir jasper do not touch me

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh sir jasper do not touch

Oh sir jasper do not touch

Oh sir jasper do not touch

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh sir jasper do not

Oh sir jasper do not

Oh sir jasper do not

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh sir jasper do

Oh sir jasper do

Oh sir jasper do

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh sir jasper

Oh sir jasper

Oh sir jasper

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh sir

Oh sir

Oh sir

As she lay between the lily white sheets with nothing on at all

Oh

Oh

Oh

A/n: this is actually a girguiding camp song I was taught it on my trip to Iceland!

I could feel the blush creeping across my face and as soon as the song finished I ran downstairs as fast as I could without killing myself to Edward. I wouldn't have done it without him, he convinced me jasper would recognise his song immediately and wouldn't get the wrong impression. He also told me jasper would only try to get revenge on Emmet. Hahaha two birds with one stone, Emmet will think twice (or at least once) before betting on me again!

1 Apart from in my dreams

2 Mhawhahaha, I have discovered the awesome power of footnotes!!