Stay Away From Her;; Gregor and Howard(?!?!?!).
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Three years passed since the great war, and there was still peace. Gregor's family had moved down to the Underland, Lizzie was studying to become a scientist and Boots was training to be an ambassador. Gregor? Well, right now Gregor and Luxa were doing what teenagers in love did: making out. Fiercely. And then Gregor felt a hand grab the back of his shirt and pull him off of Luxa. Both of the teenager's eyes widened in shock. It had taken them an hour to find this secluded spot and they had still been found. As Gregor turned around his surprise evaporated: it figured Howard would be able to find them. He had like a protective older cousin radar for things like that.
"Go." He commanded Luxa, she looked like she was about to protest, but was cut off by a look. She sighed and gave a small 'good luck' wave to Gregor and bolted. "Never. Kiss. Her. Again." The older boy ordered Gregor, his hand firmly twisted around the Overlander's shirt.
Gregor got angry, "Why can't you leave us alone? We're old enough to make our own decisions!" He yanked himself from Howard's grasp and glared at the Underlander with all his teenage angst might. Which was a lot by the way since he was still having coping issues along with the rest of his family.
"Because...because..." Howard stuttered uncertainly before bursting out, "Because I hate seeing her kiss you. I hate the expression on your face when you see her! I hate listening to you telling her that you love her. Because...because.." He was reduced to stuttering again so he did the only thing he could think of. The taller boy leaned down and planted a swift kiss on Gregor's lips. "Because I love you." And then he shot down the corridor like a battalion of rats was at his heals.
Gregor stared after him, "What...the...fuck?" he whispered. Then three questions shot through his head: One, when had Howard turned hopelessly gay. Two, how was he going to tell Luxa. Three, where could he get some stinger venom so he could burn his lips off.
Gregor had no issue with gay people, but the sheer irony of his girlfriend's cousin being insanely jealous was just weird. Not to mention it was an enourmous violation of his personal bubble.
Yes. This is a crack pairing slash...thing.
Erin: Wow...I dated him and turned him gay.
Gregor: Nope. I turned him gay with muh smexxiness.
Henry: O.O he's after sexy guys? I gotta get out of here!
Me: Lol.
Everyone: -tackles her-
Erin: That's it...no more Invader Zim slash fics for you!
Me: Awww...but boy luff is so cute!
Gregor: For you maybe...
Me: -sinister voice- GAHR it's coming to a fanfic near you...
Luxa: I will not allow you to write more of this!
Erin: OMG...no sequels! Nooo!
Me: You ish all homophobes!
Erin: No...but Gregor is supposed to be with Luxa and Howard is straight as a ruler. Plus...I've seen the inside of your head. Fanfic is scary there.
Me: You didn't read the Underland Chronicles like I did then...I caught some vibes from Howard...
Everyone: JUST SHUT UP!
Anyway, give me reviews and I'll make fluffy oneshots!!!!
And kind of pairing you can imagine…ANYTHING. Although I prefer no cross-species or threesome slash. It can literally be anything…one sided, angry love, uber fluff, anything. Just be specific. I forgot to mention you can include my fanfic characters if need be.
&&..dead chick walking..
p.s. sorry about the Author's Notes being longer than the fic lol. But the little conversation wouldn't get out of my head!
DISCLAIMER: This fic does not represent the personal views of Suzanne Collins nor and not me either. If you have an issue with this, I apologize. (but really is this pairing any worse than Pearlpelt and Twirltongue? EW.) I actually enjoy gay fics, and do them fairly well without the sarcasm and humor, but this was supposed to be funny.
