Chapter 9: Mario Party Eight

Mario: I LIKE PARTIES.

Luigi: That's nice Mario…

Mario: I LIKE PARTIES.

MC Ballyhoo: Hi there!

Mario: Holy moldy! It's Chuck Quizmo!

MC Ballyhoo: Actually… no! I am the great MC Ballyhoo, master of catastrophes!

Big Top: And I'm Big Top! His hat!

Luigi: AAAAAH! A TALKING HAT!!

Waluigi: Hey! That's my line!

Wario: Waluigi! What are you doing here?

Peach: What's going on?

Daisy: Yeah, what's going on?

Yoshi: I repeat their question.

Birdo: YOSHI! I finally found you!

Birdo jumps on Yoshi and hugs him.

Yoshi: Oh… hi Birdo…

Toad: What's up?

Toadette: What's going on?

Boo: Hi guys!

Dry Bones: We came from the graveyard.

MC Ballyhoo: Attention everyone! I invite you all to the Star Carnival!

Everyone cheered. Then stopped in silence.

Mario: What's a carnival?

Luigi: The REAL question that's on our minds is… what's this Star Carnival? This isn't some sort of plot for a Mario Party Eight, is it?

Mario: MARIO PARTY! MARIO PARTY! MARIO PARTY! MARIO PARTY! MARIO PARTY! MARIO PARTY!

Wario: I hate those…

Dry Bones: What's wrong with Mario Party?

Wario: Well, they should be called Wario Party!

Peach: Peach Party has alliteration!

Wario: So?

Peach: It's more creative and beautiful!

Wario: BARF!

Toadette: Wario, calm down! We get to go to a CARNIVAL! How great is that?

Wario: Yeah, I guess so…

Toad: Why is she talking to HIM?

Wario: Why are you talking to yourself so loudly?

Toadette: Stop it, guys!

After a long time, Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Daisy were in their own group looking around the carnival.

Peach: Oh, this place looks so wonderful!

Daisy: We are going to look around, what about you guys go to the Star Battle Arena?

Luigi: Battle? I rather not…

Mario: Okay!!

Mario grabs Luigi's arm and runs into the Star Battle Arena.

Wario, Waluigi, Boo, Dry Bones, and Toadette over heard.

Wario: Battle Arena, huh? We should go there to!

Toadette: All right!

Dry Bones: This should be fun.

Waluigi: BATTLE?? HOW SCARY!!

Wario: Shut up and let's go!

Wario drags his brother into the Star Battle Arena, followed by everyone else.

Later…

MC Ballyhoo: Welcome to the Star Battle! The very heart of the carnival! The Star Battle is the main event! Here we find out who's the true Superstar of the carnival! Are you the ultimate celebrity? Find out as you fight against random people on random boards! We need two people who want to be the celebrity… but… who would do that? Who, I say, WHO?

Mario and Wario run up.

Mario: It's a me, Mario!

Wario: What he said, but the M upside down.

MC Ballyhoo: Yeah… anyway, the prize is great, awesome, and superior! The greatest prize EVER! Are you ready?

Mario: Yes!

Wario: Yeah, sure.

MC Ballyhoo: A one-year supply of candy!

A pile of candy lands on Wario.

Wario: CANDY?

MC Ballyhoo: Yes, candy!

Mario: YAY!

MC Ballyhoo: Anyway, you two must do certain objectives in different locations!

Wario: Wait… we have to work with each other?

MC Ballyhoo: Nope! You choose who does an objective and then do it! You will both get the prize!!

Wario: All right… I guess.

Mario: Yeah! Ha, ha, ha!

MC Ballyhoo: Your first challenger is Yoshi!

Yoshi: That's me!

MC Ballyhoo: You will race for two stars at DK's Treetop Temple! Let's STAAAAAAAAAAAAR BATTLE!!

Wario: Yeah, Mario will take care of this.

Mario: Okay!

Luigi: Geez! Will Mario be able to do this? Will Yoshi win? What will Donkey Kong do? Will Bowser do something? I have got to read the next chapter!