fem2p!italy : Ahaha! This story is hilarious! So...ok, italy tries to steal greece's kitties! :3 That is all! Bye!

me:in this chapter 2p!italy will sing a song and please give me more derpy ideas for a new chapter the more derpy the better. CHAIR MODE ACTIVATE BOOP ~


italy:*walking aimlessly until a cat got in his site *a gattino *walks to said cat*

cat:*runs off*

italy :wait, were are you going *runs after cat at a new area and sees a lot of cats *more gattinos :D you guys seem like you have no home so you guys could live with me *carries cats and takes them home*

greece:*wakes up in time to see italy walking away with said cats* my ... cats *gets up runs to italy and hits him*smack smack smack smack

italy:whaaaaaa what did i do i was just taking these homeless kitties to my place

greece: που ανήκουν σε μένα

italy : germany , germany ,help me!

germany:Dummkopf*saves italy * sorry about that *walk home with italy*


2p!italy: How it all began
If truth be told
Had a master plan
Now I rule the world

Took 'em by surprise
Worked my way up hill
They looked into my eyes
I became invincible

No one can stop me for only I am in control
If you want me you'd better contact my people

In my crown, I am king
I love their endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
But I will never be extinct

So don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me

Show me sex appeal
Get on your hands and knees
Forget about the meal
It's best to keep me pleased
Imagine, if you will
our meet on the block
I've got time to kill so how about a quick fuck?

I've cum it's been fun but won't you please disappear
Something tells me you can't further my career

In my crown, I am king
I love their endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
But I will never be extinct

So don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me

'Cause all your heads are gonna roll
I've made your misery my goal
So if you want survival
Kneel on my arrival
for this is how I rule the world

No one can stop me
For only I am in control
And if you want me
You better contact my people

See my crown, I am king
You'll love the endless worshiping
I am raw, a dinosaur
But I will never be extinct

So don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me
I'll knock you down
Don't mess with me
I'll shoot you down
Don't mess with me


tranlation

gattino =cat =italian

που ανήκουν σε μένα=they belong to me = greek

Dummkopf=idiot=german