The French (Ex-)Countessa In Japan
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Haha. I know the title is kind of like, "well duh!", but I was in the mood to use the word 'countessa.' I previously was going to put "The Frenchian/Japanese Duchess" but I kind of decided to use something very similar for another story, which I should be working on, but all I can think about is my plot for this story...so...yeah.
R&R, enjoy, do my laundry if you must--you get the point, right? I want you to do all of this. (But the laundry, I guess you don't HAVE to do that...)
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My Rabid, Deadly Stalker
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Yuki POV
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Just as I sat there, wondering why nothing was happening (I SWEAR THAT WAS WHAT I WAS THINKING!!!) the twins burst into the room and angrily stomped towards Tamaki.
"Tono, explain this!!!" Hikaru held up a note scrawled out sloppily. When I moved forward to see what I said, I realized it was in French. When I read what it said, I nearly fell over.
"Si vous osez à socialiser avec la Princesse douce, plus doivent arriver ensuite cette prank gamin, que j'ai tiré sur vous maintenant. Attention, pour mort est à vous si vous continuez de~!"
"Damnit, she found me..." I muttered, quiet enough so that no one heard.
"I didn't write that..." Tamaki looked confused and shocked.
"Who else here knows French---" everyone looked at me.
I shook my head. "I didn't do that..." Then I realized I had to tell them what it said.
"Um....Hikaru, it says 'If you dare socialize with the sweet princess any more, then worse shall come upon you. Death shall be with you if you continue on~!' So....why would I send you a death threat saying that...?"
Everyone was quiet. Finally, Hunny-senpai spoke up.
"Who are they talking about when they say 'the sweet princess'?" And then he realized he said the word sweet, so he went off to eat cake. Mori followed him.
Sakura was still in her Junichi disguise, although the customers had already left. "They can't be talking about me, because no one knows I'm a girl."
"So it can't be Haruhi either..." Hikaru spoke up.
I fell down in heap on the floor. (Which looked pretty awesome because today I wore one of my fanciest dresses that I own. My sister would've said this: *swoon* A countessa, falling down in a flood of beautiful fabric all around her....)
Everyone looked at me, until Tamaki realized what it was. "Oh. I don't think we told Yuki that Haruhi is female..."
Haruhi kneeled down next to me. "You think, Senpai?" He--She turned to face me. "Gomenasai, Yu-sama, for our mistake in not telling you sooner."
I blushed because she said -sama. "Why am I addressed as sama, Haru-chan?"
She gave me questioning look. "You're supposed to be related to royalty, right?"
And suddenly everyone realized the purpose of the note.
"Oh! I know what this is! Her family doesn't like Yuki hanging out with the host club, so they're trying to scare us away!" Tamaki said with huge dramatic emphasis.
"Why not write in Japanese, then?"
"Silly Kaoru, do you think that people in France would learn Japanese just for this simple note?"
Sakura rolled her eyes and helped me up. "Yuki-chan, why would someone write a death-threat to Hikaru?"
"She--They know that I hang around the twins a lot. I'm a little surprised that they haven't tried to murder Kyoya yet because of the engagement..."
"So this has happened before?" Kyoya asked, not even a little frazzled from what I just said. I nodded. "They...um...think of me as their own, and no one else's. They've attacked people before, and--" I couldn't go on. I couldn't tell them about it.
"Désolé, but I have something to do right now--" I had started walking to the door, and I realized Hunny had grabbed onto my arm and made me stop moving.
"Yu-chan, you're not going to go confront them, are you?"
I put on a fake smile. "Of course not, senpai. Now, au revoir!" I managed to get out without any questions asked.
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I sighed, wondering if I could really do what I set out to do. Finally, I picked up the phone and dialed my little sister's number. She answered on the fourth ring. "Bonjour?"
"Bounjour, Arisu."
I heard her gasp. "Grande sœur? Pourquoi ne pas vous jamais m'appeler, ma Princesse douce? J'ai manqué vous beaucoup. Et j'ai découvert que vous sont suspendus avec qu'un garçon et je vois que vous aimez lui. Eh bien, vous êtes uniquement autorisé à être mine, donc j'ai pris une aiguille et je le glissé dans son oreiller, avec une note! Oh, j'ai manqué vous donc~! Saviez-vous que--"
(Big sister? Why don't you ever call me, my sweet princess? I've missed you very much. And I found out that you are hanging out with that one boy and I can see that you like him. Well, you are only allowed to be mine, so I took a needle and I slipped it in his pillow, along with a note! Oh, I've missed you so~! Did you know that--)
"Je ne t'aime. J'ai jamais aimé vous. Et je suis déjà engagé. Si vous Veuillez arrêtera menacent mes amis?"
(I don't love you. I've never loved you. And I am engaged already. So will you please stop threatening my friends?)
"Mais... mais... Je t'aime, Yumi~! Je ne peut pas vivre sans vous~!"
(But...but...I love you, Yumi~! I can't live without you~!)
"Je suis engagé à Ohtorii. Vous devez donc donner de vos rêves de moi."
(I am engaged to Ohtorii. So you must give up your dreams of me.)
"Ohtorii? Kyoya Ohtorii? Je sais que doit faire."
(Ohtorii? Kyoya Ohtorii? I know what I must do.) "Attendez, ce qui? Non, Arisu, ne sont pas--"
(Wait, what? No, Arisu, don't--)
I feared for all of my friends lives.
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As soon as the last school bell rang, I ran inside to meet the Host Club.
I was the first one there. I took that as a bad omen.
Tamaki was the second one to enter. I ran up to him with tears in my eyes.
"Is everyone OK? Was everyone at school today?" I sobbed.
He looked a little confused, then he realized why I was this emotional. "You talked to the culprit." He didn't ask a question, he stated a fact. I nodded. He sighed and lightly wrapped his arms around me. "That was incredibly stupid, Yuki..." I nodded. "Who did they say they were after?"
"Ohtorii." I sobbed. He sighed with relief.
"He's alive and well, don't worry. Now, would you like to tell me who this stalker is--"
Sakura came in and I quickly said no, then pulled away.
Sakura had to take only one look at me to understand what had happened. "Agh!! You idiot!! Why would you confront them?!"
I sniffled. "I wanted to make them stop...Now they're after Kyoya~~!" I fell into a heap on the floor again. (This time, it wasn't as pretty because I wore black skirt and a white collared button-up.)
"Ugh, you idiot." She sighed, then walked off to put on her Junichi costume.
Kyoya came in next, which made me cry louder. He only glanced at me and rolled his eyes.
I finally gave up and wiped my eyes. Then I sat at my normal spot by the window.
Halfway through the club services, I recognized a small figure wandering around outside. I gasped and ran towards Tamaki. His fangirls looked a little amazed, but I don't thin kthey minded me being there. Until I said what I said.
"Tamaki! Get the customers out of here."
"Why...?" Suddenly he understood what I meant. He stood up and addressed the entire room.
"Princesses, I'm sorry to say this, but an emergency club meeting is of need, so we must cut today's club services off."
Half the room moaned, and everyone left. Everyone gathered around Tamaki and me.
"What is it?" Haruhi asked, a little peeved, if anything.
"She's coming..." I whispered. (A/N: I know you are about to die, Gabby!)
Everyone but Tamaki, Kaoru, and Sakura were wondering what I meant.
"You mean your--" Kaoru started to ask with wide eyes. I nodded.
"Ugh, and I thought those two were bad..." Sakura muttered. I knew she was talking about Hikaru and Kaoru.
"What do you mean--" Haruhi started, when the doors slammed open.
"Yuuuummmiiiii~ " my sister sang.
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I hid behind everyone while she looked for me.
"Where is she?!" she cried in English. Then she turned and saw Kyoya. "You~~!!!!" she yelled angrily. She ran towards Kyoya, and I revealed myself.
I jumped towards, and made both of use fall on the ground. I'm sure this is what made her change her mind, but I was on top of her, my hands beside her head.
"My princess~!" she squealed, wrapping her arms around my neck. I tried to pull away, but that just made me sit up, with her in my lap.
"Princess~! Princess~! I missed you sooo much~! Why did you go off and get engaged with Ohtorii?"
"Agh--you're smothering me, Arisu--Mother arranged it, Arisu---HEY! No kisses!!" She had started kissing my face all over.
"Urg!! Arisu---stop!!! I'm straight, you idiot!!" She stopped suddenly, and nearly collapsed into tears.
"WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! Yumi called me an iiiddddiiioooottttttt~~!!" she whined. I sighed and patted her head.
"If you stop the kisses, I will promise to never call you an idiot."
She pouted. "One more kiss?" I growled. "Fine."
She smirked, then kissed me full on the lips, holding my collar to pull me closer to her. When she finally let me breath, I coughed and covered my my mouth. I glared at her.
"Big sis does not like it when Arisu kisses her on the lips."
She looked as innocent as she could. "But Arisu does~!" She got up and skipped to the door.
"Je t'aine, Big sis! Oh, and I learned some Japanese~! Aishitieru!" She smiled and ran off to do whatever the hell she does these days.
Everyone looked a little shocked.
Finally, Kaoru spoke up. "How the hell did you live with that?!"
"You're one to speak," I growled angrily, "six out of seven days, you sit at a table and do that for an entire hour!"
Sakura had stood there, thinking about what had all gone on. "No wonder why your sister practically worshipped you in her room..."
"HEY!!!!" I yelled. I got up and stomped out of the room.
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I just loved writing this chapter. Arisu is a really old character I had, and originally I wanted her to fall in love with Hunny, but then Gabby and me were messing with Gabby's tablet (WHICH IS GOD!!!) and I wanted to do a meme. So I started that, and when it asked if they had any lovers, that just made me think of Onna Onna Danjo (a vocaloid song), so I mindlessly wrote 'big sis!!!' and then I realized that both Yuki and Arisu don't have parents so I made the connection, and I couldn't help but put Arisu in the story.
Oh, and Gabby and I are going to make an anime for A French Countessa~! We have the sound track all figured out (all of the character's have theme songs, and so do all of the couples! We also have two opening songs, and an ending!) and we have decided the voices.
You're gonna be shocked by Hunny and Tamaki's voices, but oh well...
Oh my God!!!! *squeals loudly* Arisu's voice is sooooo cute!!!!! Gah, I could eat three giant bowls of rice!!! (Don't midn me, I've stolen Renge's phrase ;D)
So, here's the little scene we always put at the end of chapters.
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Gabby: Tamaki~! Gah!!! You're so cute in that top hat!!
Kathy: Oi. We changed the script, remember? Tamaki may not be that--
GABBY: WHYYYY?!?!?!
Kathy: But hey, at least Sakura has an awesome part--
Gabby: But Yuki has the best one!!!
Kathy: Oh, we're also following the manga's version, not the anime's.
Gabby: But I havn't even read the manga~!
Kathy: That's why this way is more fun~!!
Arisu: In the next chapter, Yuki in Wonderland~!
Sakura & Yuki: We'll see you then~!
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Oh, but the men are late. Shouldn't all us women just sit?
Oh, in that case, it's girl girl girl girl girl girl girl girl.
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