Ai: Done. FINALLY. That took a while... Feel free to brick me. -gets bricked by everyone- OW-OW-OW! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!

The interview this time's a little shorter than usual, but Yuu-chan and I figured that it'd be better if it were shorter, than having all of you wait longer for it. o_O So, uhh... Enjoy? -gets bricked again-

Disclaimer: Let's do some maths. Katekyo Hitman Reborn = belongs to Amano-sensei. (Full marks, very good!) Katekyo Hitman Reborn = belongs to Ai. (WRONG! You need to study more!)


Ai: Yoo-hoo! Ai-chan, reporting for duty! Ahem, this kinda took a while, 'cuz… I failed too many of my subjects, and got banned from the computer… A-And, after that, for some reason, my computer smoked… So… Yuu-chan, you can forgive me for that, right…? –doesn't look at Yuu in the eyes-

Yuu: -fire in eyes- Ai-chan... you better study harder from now on.. but since you finally updated after such a long time, I'll forgive you just this once.

Ai: Does that mean...?

Yuu: No, I'm still gonna beat you up.

Ai: -pales- Uh-oh.

-insert mass violence and screaming-

Ai: Uggggh... –groaning in pain- That actually hurt…

Yuu: Hmph.

Reborn: So, how many subjects did you fail?

Ai: M-More than half…

Reborn: And how many would that be?

Ai: F-Five… Out of eight…

Reborn: I can't believe even she's still smarter than you, Dame-Tsuna. When we get back later, I'll make sure that you study till you drop.

Tsuna: H-Hai… -trembles with fear-

Ai: H-HEY! Whaddya mean, 'even I'm better than Tsuna'? 'Even'? That's an insult to the face! Jeez! B-But 'nyways, that's besides the point! What's important here isn't the number of subjects I failed! Let's begin the interview already!

Gokudera: It's YOUR interview, start it whenever you want.

Ai: Then, let's begin! First letter, from strawhat-alchemist!

strawhat-alchemist:

Oh my Joshua these are hilarious!
To Gokudera: WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN SEXY!
To Tsuna: Your so damn adorable! Can I hugs you? X3
To Chrome: Why are you so cute?
To Gokudera and Tsuna: how do you feel about (me) and other fangirls writing about you as being gay for each other?
To Yama and Hiba: How do you feel about fangirls writing you as gay for each other?
To Dino: Can I hug you? Your so cute (and sexy in TYL!)
To Gokudera: LET ME HUG YOU PLEASE!
To Ryohei: okay not really a question but you rock TO THE XTREME(I'm so xtreme I spell xtreme without the first E)
To Tsuna: Will you stop liking Kyoko and start liking Gokudera…romantically?
*hands Ai pie* freshly baked apple pie with ice cream :3

Ai: Whooaaa~ Thanks a lot! –accepts pie- X3 But I can't finish this all by myself so… Yuu-chan, let's share this~ -breaks into half and gives half to Yuu- -munches on pie-

Yuu: Thanks, Ai-chan!

Ai: No problemo~ And now, the questioning begins! First up, since I spy requests for hugs… -opens door to let strawhat-alchemist in- Heeeere ya go~ Now, Gokudera-kun, we, as fangirls, demand an answer!

Gokudera: What?

Ai: Read your question! –hurls a cue card with the questions written on it at Gokudera- It says, 'To Gokudera: WHY ARE YOU SO—

Gokudera: I can read!

Ai: Then, a reply to the best of your abilities, if you please! XD

Gokudera: I don't care.

Ai: … Eh?

Gokudera: I. DON'T. CARE.

Ai: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH? T-T-T-That's not a reply, that's your opinion on the matter! We require a PROPER answer!

Yuu: Give us a proper answer, man!

Gokudera: I don't know.

Ai: That doesn't count—!

Yuu: Maybe it's his genes?

Ai: Umm, yeah, maybe…

Gokudera: Che.

Ai: Gokudera-kun's being awfully defiant today, isn't he. –sweatdrop-

Yuu: Yeah…

Ai: -considers- Is he… at a rebellious age? He is, yes?

Yuu: He is!

Gokudera: Oi.

Ai: Rebellious age. –convinced expression- And so, we have decided that it's due to his genes.

Gokudera: OI.

Ai: Lala~ Next question~ Uhm, Tsuna has already been hugged, right? Well then, movin' on~ Why is Chrome-chan so cute… Uhm… -whispers to Yuu- Is it acceptable to give another 'It's due to genes!' answer?

Yuu: -whispers back- It's definitely due to the genes...

Reborn: I can hear you.

Ai: I-It doesn't matter! As long as uhm… well… -sighs- Ya know what? Forget about it. So, it's all due to genes! –points at Chrome-

Chrome: Eh…?

Ai: YA SEE? HER INNOCENT AURA! HER INNOCENT REPLY! AND IT'S ALL NATURAL! In short, she's NATURALLY CUTE! XD …Actually, I'm just quoting what my sempai at school said to me a few months ago when he tricked me into doing exactly what Chrome-chan did several times in a row unintentionally… -emos in corner- What's worse was that that sempai of mine was a GUY…

Yuu: Cheer up!

Reborn: Just get a move on.

Ai: -continues emoing- I'm not supposed to be CUTE, I'm supposed to exude a cool aura…

Reborn: Before I shoot you. And I should mention that my gun isn't loaded with Hyper Dying Will bullets.

Ai: I-I'M UP! I'M UP! N-Next question, before Reborn-san shoots me… -gulps-

Reborn: How gullible.

Ai: Hey! You mean to tell me that you were only kidding?

Reborn: -cocks gun- Maybe I am, and maybe I'm not.

Ai: NEXT QUESTION! –coughs nervously- Umm. The question is about… -eyes suddenly start to sparkle evilly- 5927~?

Yuu: Oh my god~!

Ai: I know, right~~? *w*

Gokudera + Tsuna: -at the same time- WHAAAAAAAAT?

Ai: Pffth, fangirls writing about you guys…? Like me, for example? *v* Although I've never posted any such stories… Maybe I should. D

Gokudera: D-Don't you dare!

Ai: Hmmm…? What makes you think you've got the right to stop me, Go~ku~de~ra~kun~?

Gokudera: You've already shown everyone the contents of my tape.

Ai: Ah-ah-ah~ Gokudera-kun, you're forgetting 2 things… Firstly, we didn't show everyone ALL of your tape. Secondly, your beloved Jyuudaime's tape is still in my possession~

Tsuna: HIIEE— M-Mine?

Ai: That's right~

Gokudera: You… Using Jyuudaime's tape for the purpose of blackmailing me…!

Ai: -yawns boredly- Well, whatever works, ne? Sooo~ Back to the question? Whaddya guys think about it? It's true, right? I mean, Gokudera-kun threatening me when I said I'd post up some fanfictions of you guys together… If it weren't true, ya'd have nothing to fear, amirite? Not forgetting the fact that it's called FANfiction for a reason! So it could be entirely false! But Gokudera-kun got so worked up about it~ So, so! It's~~ -leans in closer towards Gokudera's face- True, isn't it? If this isn't a hint, then I don't know what this is.

Gokudera: … Stop pretending to be cool when you actually have to stand on tiptoe just to reach the height of my chin.

Ai: GYAAAAAAH! FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP MOCKING MY HEIGHT! I'M SHORT, OKAY! I KNOW I'M SHORT! I'M WAY TOO SHORT TO BE A 15 YEAR OLD! NOW STOP RUBBING IT IN! –fumes- GRR! Now stop changing the subject before you really convince me that it IS true! HMPH!

Yamamoto: So what's your height? –innocently asked-

Ai: …

Yuu: It's okay, Ai-chan! –tries to cheer her up-

Gokudera: OI, BASEBALL FREAK! DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID?

Yamamoto: What did she say? :)

Ai: D-DAAAAAAAAAAMMIIIIIIIIIITTT! TT_TT THAT'S IT! I OFFICIALLY DECLARE 5927 TO BE TRUE, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

Yuu: It is true!

Tsuna: NO! THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL! DDDX

Gokudera: STOP DECIDING THINGS LIKE THESE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION!

Ai: I don't care! –mutters- 5927, 5927, 5927, 5927… I need my revenge… Hahahaha… -pulls out laptop and Tsuna's blackmail tape-

Reborn: By the looks of it, she's got split personalities.

Tsuna: T-That doesn't matter right now! Someone stop her! DDDDDDX

Ai: -inserts tape-

Tsuna: ANYONE! TT_TT

Ai: Ugh, stupid lag. -logs onto Youtube-

Tsuna: PLEASE!

Yuu: Ai-chan, the next question involves 8018! XD

Ai: -slams laptop closed- WHAT? REALLY? –sparkly eyes-

Yuu: Yep! 8DD

Ai: YES! Paradisu~!

Reborn: It seems like she really does have split personalities…

Tsuna: That was close! Way too close!

Ai: So, so~! Yama-niichan, Hibari-san, it's true, right, right? *A* C'mon, c'mon, we all know it is?

Yuu: It is soo true~~! Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~~! –is an extreme 8018 fangirl-

Hibari: … -glares at Ai and Yuu-

Ai & Yuu: Hibari-san? *w*

Hibari: ) Forget about it, herbivores.

Ai: -words stab through heart comically- -clutches heart- H-Hibari-san, how could… you… Yama-niichan… Say this isn't true…

Yamamoto: Well, but it IS true… Haha~

Ai: N-NOOOOOO— It's a lie! You're doing this to us because I didn't get my friends to buy me any 8018 doujinshis at the convention in my country over the weekend, right? T_T I'm really sorry, but that was because they were only selling 6927 ones!

Yuu: Yama-niichan and Hibari-san should be together~! –biting on handkerchief while tears fall dramatically-

Ai: Indeed, indeed! –tears rolling off face-

Mukuro: -insulted- Me, with Vongola…?

Ai: So-so, there's no need to lie to us?

Hibari: -eye twitches- -takes out tonfas- I dare you to say that again…

Ai: Uhm, please tell us the truth…? –gets hit by Hibari- Ow-wow-wow-wow-wow!

Hibari: I DARE you to say that again…

Ai: Uhm, p-please tell us the truth…? –gets hit once more- ITAYI—!

Gokudera: She needs to learn.

Yuu: Anou.. Hibari-san, please calm down..? –hides behind Yama-niichan-

Yamamoto: ...?

Yuu: It's safe over here.

Ai: Hawawa! Okay, okay, Ai-chan gets it! I'll move on, so stop hitting me! DX Next question, Dino-san, hugged, Gokudera-kun, hugged. So, it's Ryohei-san! Ryohei-san, uhm, XTREME!

Ryohei: YOSH! EX—

Ai: Your bet's still on for a few more interviews! Just one more, I think! Either that, or this is the last one! No 'extreme'-ing!

Ryohei: Would saying it without the 'E' count?

Ai: Uhm, well… I would think not… Right, Yuu-chan?

Yuu: Nope~

Ryohei: GOT IT, THEN!

Ai: Movin' on~ Uhh, for some reason, we've got 3 letters in a row from the same person, darkcat Smith. I'll just compile them all together… So, here it is!

darkcat Smith:

I have more questions for the story :
i want a kiss from hibari, mukuro, and reborn (adult form plz im not a pedo like byakuran and i want to hug uni poor things been trapped with a white haired emo pedo who i think is transgender but for some reason i still think he's hot. Oh i want to know if i can hug fon in baby form, along with skull, collonello, tsuna, hibari, and want to ask squalo what he uses in his hair its so pretty? Plus i want to barrow hibari soo i can spar with him and just cause im a girl means nada oh and k he'll say no to the kiss so i'll fight him for it (ps i k how fight with a sword, and i k karate and judo im ablack belt im gonna get that KISS! Oh and plz ask all the characters who has been kissed on the lips oh and im pure fangirl evil so i send my letter with two bars of chocolate for Ai and an evil aura oh and finally what dirt do you have on reborn? And finally for real this time has reborn ever been attack by women for being sexy and i want hibari to say im a sexy beast and i want mammon to say that he's really a she i send 50 bucks with the letter alon with everything else

PLZ UPDATE i LOVE!Your stories and i have a few more questions:
Hibari if u had to choose someone to marry plz point to them i will NOT accept no answer i will hunt u down and make talk oh say hi to reborn remmember me? (insert evil laugh here) plz i beg of u i have no life if u dont update ill die

oh and i want to go on a date with tyl hibari reborn gokudera tsuna and dino! i wanta kiss on the lips too NO IS UNEXCEPTABLE if u want to keep all appendeges and reproductive parts where they should be this GOES 4 ALL of them

Ai: Whoaaaaa— It's a flood of words…! Can I split them up? If I don't, I'll get a headache from attempting to read all that at one go. Y-Yuu-chan, help me~!

Yuu: Wow… -gets kinda dizzy from reading the letter-

Gokudera: Have fun.

Ai: First up… Uhmm… From what I can interpret from the letter… Hibari-san, Mukuro-sama, Reborn Adult Version, Uni-san, Fon-san, Skull-san, Colonello-san, Tsuna, Hibari-san again, Hibari-san once more, ah, thanks for the chocolate, much appreciated, here, Yuu-chan, have one.

Yuu: -takes chocolate and eats it- mmmmmm... chocolate X3

Ai-chan: -continues- TYL!Hibari-san, wait, why is Hibari-san getting so many requests, Reborn-san again, Gokudera-kun, Tsuna again, and finally, Dino-san, all of you are wanted for various requests. –all said in one breath- -pants-

Yuu: Wow… That's a lot of the cast.

Ai: Umm… No joke, huh… -rubs forehead in thought- Well, we can't have all of them disappearing on us, 'cuz a few of them have questions as well… Okay, I've got it. All of ya whose names I've just called, please move over… there. –points to a corner in room- Cooperate please, or you might face the wrath of someone… And that's neither Yuu-chan's nor mine. –sweat- Hibari-san and Reborn-san, since the both of ya require to be Adult-ified at some point of time or another, here, take the Ten-Year Bazooka. –hands it over to Reborn-

Lambo: -starts wailing-

Yuu: Ummm, isn't that…?

Ai: -nervous laugh- Yeah, I kinda gave up having to confiscate it every single interview, so now, it's kinda like my personal possession… -avoids stares from cast- R-Relax, it's not it's really mine… I DO give it back if Lambo promises not to take it out for the next few interviews…

Reborn: Then why haven't you?

Ai: That's 'cuz he refused to promise me that, duh! Anyways, go on over to that corner, will ya? Good. Ummm, well, lemme say something before I let darkcat Smith in… -smiles- Please do your best and try not to die, okay?

Tsuna: That smile… looked almost like it was pitying us… -trembles-

Ai: Come in~ -opens door- Gambatte, ya guys! Now, as for the questions… umm… First, to Squalo-san… What DO you use in your hair? I mean, it's even nicer than mine, and I'm a girl. Well… I'll admit that I'm kinda rough on my hair though, hehe… -sweatdrop-

Squalo: VOOOOOIII! HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO ANSWER THAT?

Ai: -quickly covers ears- Ah, umm… Like… Do you use any special ingredient? Or, what brand of shampoo or conditioner do you use? I bet ya use some kinda super-special-awesome brand!

Squalo: NO, I DON'T!

Ai: … Ya don't? O_O Uhm, then, maybe some super-rare-secret ingredient found only in mountains?

Yuu: You're making him sound like a dish!

Ai: True, true. HAHA! XD

Squalo: WHAT WAS THAT?

Ai: The wind. XDDDDD So? Ya do, right?

Squalo: WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Ai: Yes~? –sparkly eyes- *0* I knew it, I knew it!

Squalo: NO!

Ai: N-Nani? Ya asked me what I thought, and I think ya do! Ya really shouldn't use words like that if ya don't really mean them! Evil! Meanie! Bleh! )

Squalo: What did you say, you brat? –anger vein-

Gokudera: You're really an idiot if you can't tell what sarcasm is!

Ai: I'm bad at detecting sarcasm, okay, so sue me! Besides, that's not the point! If ya're gonna say something, ya should actually MEAN them! Grr! –sticks tongue out- p Next question's for me. If you ask what dirt I have on Reborn-san… Well… Nothing personal… I guess?

Reborn: That's hard to believe.

Ai: Hey, ya're only being blackmailed into being here for the interview, okay. Everyone's here for the same reason. Nothing PERSONAL! I mean, I definitely don't have any 'dirt' on Mukuro-sama, but he's still here, isn't he!

Mukuro: Kufufu… I wonder if I should be reassured by this?

Ai: Of course ya should be! Definitely! Next question's for Reborn! Have ya ever been attacked by women for being… uhh… sexy. Right.

Reborn: Attacked by women, yes. For being 'sexy', no.

Ai: You've been WHAAAAAAAAT—? O_O

Yuu: O_O

Reborn: Attacked by women. Female hitmen, to be precise. Of course, none of them managed to defeat me. –smirks-

Ai: Oh. Hitmen. Female hitmen. I thought ya meant that ya were clawed at by them or something. Oh, the mental image. –shudders- It scares me. Okay, last 2 actual questions of the letter… Well, the next one's more of a dare, really. Hibari-san! Ya're being dared to… PFFTTH, I CAN'T CONTINUE DUE TO LAUGHTER SPASMS. –fails to control laughter- HEE HEE HEE. PFFTTTTH, THIS DARE IS EPIC~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA~~

Hibari: … -annoyed-

Yuu: You're being dared to say that you're a sexy beast! :D

Ai: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA~ Omigosh, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. And I'm tearing up. HAHAHAHAHAHA~

Hibari: … And why should I comply?

Ai: HAHAHAHA~ …Well, now that's not very funny anymore.

KHR cast: -sweatdrop-

Ai: -ponders- Ya can have your blackmail tape. And the copies.

Hibari: …

Yuu: Ai-chan, are you sure?

Ai: It's cool. –thumbs up-

Yuu: B-But—

Ai: -whispers- I gave a couple of copies away just in case of an event like this. Piece'a cake to retrieve them after the interview and produce more copies~

Yuu: If you're that sure, then…

Ai: Of course~! –pulls out some tapes from bag- Oookay, Hibari-san, if ya say it, and lemme record it, these tapes are yours~

Hibari: And you wouldn't try to trick me?

Ai: -crosses fingers behind back- What would I possibly stand to gain from doing that?

Gokudera: A lot.

Ai: Shut up. –raises video camera eagerly- Shall we~?

Hibari: … -in monotone- …I'm a sexy beast. There, are you happy now?

Ai: KYAH! XDDDD Yes, very, indeed! As promised, here ya go, then. –hands tapes to Hibari-san- Bye, tapes, I'll miss ya~!

Yuu: Kyaaaaah~! XDDD

Hibari: -begins trashing tapes-

Reborn: You seem awfully happy despite handing over your blackmail materials just like that.

Ai: I got some pretty good footage, what with Hibari-san fulfilling his dare! And, let's just say Hibari-san still isn't allowed to quit the interview~

Hibari: -stops and glares murderously at Ai and Yuu-

Yuu: We have other materials besides tapes, you know!

Ai: -innocently- We never mentioned it? Oh yeah, that applies to all of ya, too. Well, now we did~

Hibari: Hand. Them. Over.

Ai: No deal~ We agreed to hand over the tapes to ya, but we never agreed to hand over anything else! Right?

Yuu: Right! XD

Ai: And there ya have it!

Gokudera: Do you two really have a death wish or something? –anger vein-

Ai: Well, if we didn't have one ever since the beginning we wouldn't even have started blackmailing ya guys, now would we? –whistles-

Gokudera: Do you want me to grant you your death?

Tsuna: G-Gokudera-kun?

Ai: 'Tsunami' would be utterly disappointed in ya if ya did, Gokudera-kun~ Still wanna try? –grins evilly- Aren't ya afraid that he'll be upset?

Gokudera: T-This is blackmail!

Yuu: Exactly!

Ai: Damn straight. D Next is another dare, this time for Mammon-san! Okay, you're being dared to announce your gender for the whole world (or at least to everyone watching this interview), which the requestor hopes is 'female'.

Reborn: Try phrasing that in a much more straightforward way again.

Ai: Uhh… Okay, Mammon-san is being dared to say that he's a female, pretty much.

Reborn: That wasn't that hard, was it?

Ai: Roundabout's cooler.

Reborn: Only if you can phrase it well.

Mammon: No.

Ai: Eh?

Reborn: Now THAT'S straightforward.

Ai: Repeat that, please?

Mammon: I said, 'no'. I stand to gain nothing from doing it.

Ai: Uhm, ya do. darkcat Smith sent 50 bucks along with the letter just to request you to do so.

Yuu: Doesn't that defeat the point of it being a request?

Ai: I… guess… But I guess as long as it works… C'mon, Mammon-san? Please? Pretty, pretty please? Pretty eye-blindingly sparkly and colourful please? It's just one sentence, afterall?

Mammon: …I'll do it. –floats down and takes the $50 note-

Ai: Yataa~! Success~! –raises video camera up- Ready when you are~

Mammon: …I am really a female. Is that acceptable?

Ai: Hai! Uhh, is that really true, though?

Mammon: No.

Ai: …Really?

Mammon: That's right.

Ai: THEN THAT REALLY DEFEATS THE POINT OF IT BEING A REQUEST, DOESN'T IT? GRRR—! –throws hands up-

Yuu: Dx

Gokudera: Just move on, already!

Ai: There's no need to rush me, geez—! From xMichelle-san!

xMichelle:

Lol, I love this.
I have a question for Kyouya-sann :3
Ask him: Would you ever consider being a couple with Tsuna? :3-1827 fangirl-

Ai: -imitating Hibari's voice- Of course. In fact, I— -gets a tonfa thrown at head- OWWWWW! That wasn't part of the—

Yuu: Ai-chan... –sweatdrop-

Hibari: -ready to kill glare-

Ai: -sweats- …script. –kneels in apology- I'm sorry.

Reborn: Nice imitation. But why are you being so submissive?

Ai: Let's just say something tells me that right now, I should really not mess with Hibari-san when he's got that… that… SADISTIC SMILE ON!

Hibari: If you keep it up, I'll bite you to death soon.

Ai: I'm afraid to ask, but I'll ask anyway. –gulps- How soon?

Hibari: Very soon.

Ai: VERY soon?

Hibari: -irritated- Yes, VERY soon.

Ai: Back. Off. Slowly. Yessir, very soon, sir. Very, very soon.

Hibari: -gives another glare-

Ai: QUICK! EVERYONE, HIDE! –hides behind Dino-

Dino: HUH?

Reborn: You may say that, but you're the only one hiding.

Ai: AW, SHUDDAP! D And for the record, Hibari-san has never once considered something like that, and by that I mean… -ahem-… Well, I won't say it, or the next thing you'll see being recorded would be my bloody corpse lying beaten on the ground. Instant death! Murder at the speed of light! So, sorry, all fangirls out there.

Reborn: You'll go back to saying that he has a few minutes later.

Ai: Hey, I'm a fangirl. What do ya—

Hibari: … … …

Ai: Of course I won't. Whatever were ya thinking? I wouldn't do something like that!

Hibari: …

Ai: I mean, do I LOOK the type to do that? I don't—

Gokudera: You obviously do—

Ai: HE—YAAAAH—! -quickly does a flying kick to Gokudera's stomach-

Gokudera: OWWW! Why, you…

Ai: -turns on full-powered glare- I have weapons with me. Prepare to face my wrath, Gokudera-kun~

Yuu: -starts cheering for Ai-chan- GO, GO, AI-CHAN! SHOW HIM YOUR WRATH~! –does a little twirl-

Gokudera: -stunned-

Ai: Thank you, Yuu-chan~! Next letter, from iBorePeople!

iBorePeople:

I want to ask my first favortie character a question.
Basil: "Why do you use the old english, like thy, thee, thou, art, dost, etc.? Did Iemitsu do that to you? Although I find it hot." and "Can I hug AND kiss you?"(on the lips maybe...?) Kya! XD
Ok my second favorite character, Colonello! [Ai, please make Colonello +10 years. :]
I'll ask for the same hug and kiss. XP and my second question is, "If Ai-chan let me kiss you(on the lips maybe... XD), would Lal Mirch, get jealous?"

Ai: No need to ask twice~! XD –opens door- Come in~~ And I'll answer Basil-san's question for him!

Reborn: It wasn't directed at you, though.

Ai: -pouts- I know the answer anyways, so it wouldn't really matter, right? But I guess 'answer' isn't really the right word for this context?

Yamamoto: I guess so! :D

Ai: Right, right? :) And with that, it was decided that Ai-chan would answer in the place of Basil-san! Okay! As replied in an earlier interview, yes, it IS Iemitsu-san who caused Basil-san to speak that way… -glares at Iemitsu childishly-

Iemitsu: Hey, it was a joke, a joke!

Tsuna: Dad! _;;

Yuu: -mutters- And that joke made Basil extremely annoying to listen to...

Ai: Basil-san, ya need to stop getting yourself duped by Iemitsu-san!

Basil: I-It's fine, Ai-dono!

Ai: No, it's NOT fine! I will not allow anyone to address me as '-dono'!

Reborn: Ai-dono. –emphasizes '-dono'-

Ai: -patience hits limits- ENOOOUUUGGGHH—! I KNOW YA'RE DOING THAT ON PURPOSE!

Tsuna: She snapped! –fearful-

Gokudera: What a weird thing to snap over… Right, Jyuudaime?

Ai: IT'S '-CHAN'! AI-CHAN! OR AT THE VERY LEAST, AI-KUN! NOT '-DONO'! THIS AIN'T THE MEDEVIAL AGE!

Basil: I-I understand! A-Ai-chan! –sweatdrops-

Ai: GOOD! AND KEEP IT THAT WAY! –calms down a little- And in exchange, I'll address ya as '-kun' from now on. Listen, Basil-kun, from now on, DO NOT LISTEN TO ANYTHING IEMITSU-SAN TELLS YA! It's bound to be some weird thingamajig or another meant to dupe ya! Got it?

Iemitsu: Isn't that a bit too extreme?

Reborn: What if it's about something important, like a CEDEF mission?

Ai: DO. NOT. LISTEN. HEAR NO EVIL, SPEAK NO EVIL.

KHR cast: -multiple sweatdrops-

Tsuna: That's not the right way to deal with a matter like that at all… -sweatdrop-

Ai: Well, I'm sorry for my poor handling of the matter! –sticks tongue out rebelliously- For the next request, it seems we'll require the Ten-Year Bazooka… Hand it over, eres pronto. –takes it back from Reborn- Muchos gracias~

Reborn: You can speak Spanish?

Ai: Nah. Just a random phrase I picked up. Don't know anything more than that. Uhm, Colonnello-san, come over here, please?

Colonello: -flies over on Falco- What is it, kora?

Ai: Do you mind travelling to the future for just 5 minutes?

Colonnello: I don't mind, kora!

Ai: Ya DO know what I mean by that, right?

Colonnello: Yeah.

Ai: -bows deeply- Thanks for cooperating~! It's kinda hard to get SOME people to cooperate sometimes, ya know… -stares pointedly at Reborn and Gokudera- I'll, uhh, shoot you now, then, weird as it sounds… Aiming…

-pink smoke envelops room-

Ai: -coughs- Not the pink smoke again… Urgh… Uhm, anyways, now that I think about it… OH, CR—

Reborn: What?

Ai: C-Colonnello-san dies in the future, right—? T-Then…?

Yuu: O_O;

Ai: Not cool!

-smoke clears-

TYL!Colonnello: Hmm? I'm in the past, it seems, kora!

Ai: … … W-W-W-W-W-W-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—? HUH—?

Yuu: ... Naniiii~! –sparkles in eyes-

Reborn: Are you two idiots? The future was changed. And even if it wasn't, he was revived in the final battle.

Ai: …I'm an idiot… Okay, but even if I accept that much, there's a bigger problem, isn't there? Why are the people who are supposedly dead still alive and here? I mean, Byakuran-san, Uni-san, Gamma-san, most of the Real Six Funeral Wreaths, etcetera? –jabs finger at cast mentioned-

Bluebell: -sticks tongue out- What, you have a problem with that?

Yuu: Ai-chan! There's is no problem for Byakuran-sama to be here! He should be! He shouldn't even be dead in the first place! Neh, Byakuran-sama?

Ai: Well, it's not like I'm complaining… I'm pretty happy in fact, but this just kinda defies all laws of logic, doesn't it? O_o; But I suppose EVERYTHING defies logic when you throw all of these people together to form a series… -gestures at KHR cast-

Byakuran: -smiles-

Ai: -flinches and backs off- Living supposed-dead walking! And now that I think about it, this is the first time any Real Six Funeral Wreaths actually made any comments on any of my interviews so far, right?

Reborn: That's not the point. And don't question it too much.

Ai: A-Act more shocked, will ya? People who are supposed to be dead are alive and kicking!

Reborn: You have less than 5 minutes left to carry out the questions.

Ai: Oh, RIGHT!

Tsuna: She actually forgot all about it?

Ai: Uhh, what was the question again…?

Yuu: It's whether Lal would get jealous if Colonnello was kissed by someone else!

Ai: Oh, yeah, that's it! So, would ya, Lal-san? 3

Lal: Of course not!

Ai: That reply was just a tad too fast… Hmmm… Should we test that out, I wonder! Ne, Yuu-chan, why don't we do this… -whispers-

Yuu: -listens closely- Uhuh... yes, we should totally do that!

Ai: Huhuhu~ Let's carry out the plan, then! Colonnello-san~~~

Colonnello: ?

Ai: Piggyback! :D

Colonnello: Uhh…

Ai: Please? Please? I'm light! And really small-sized! It'll just be like piggybacking a seven-year-old kid! …Okay, maybe that was an overstatement… A twelve-year-old kid?

Colonnello: -sighs- Fine, but just this once, kora!

Ai: YAY~~~! -lifted up- Wow, this is truly a once in a lifetime opportunity~! –sparkly eyes-

Yuu: Don't forget about me! I want a piggyback too~! –starts bearhugging Colonnello-

Ai: Ahem! Now, to carry out my Grand Plan! I… Uhh, I guess I still can't say it without getting seriously embarrassed… L-LOVE YA, COLONNELLO-SAN! –blushes all over- -watches Lal's expression closely-

Yuu: I love you too~~

Lal: Wh- Hey! What do you two think you're doing?

Colonnello: Huh?

Ai: Was that directed to Colonnello-san or us…? –extremely embarrassed- And I guess I didn't actually have to look closely… I mean, it's not even a kiss, and Lal-san goes all, 'boo—m—!', already…

Lal: Not for the reason you think!

Ai: But of course Lal-san won't admit it… Tsundere…

Reborn: I have to agree with her on this one.

Lal: Not you too!

Ai: It's the truth~ XD And with that, we have proven that Lal-san WILL get jealous if other girls show Colonnello any form of affection… Okay, ya can put me down now, Colonnello-san~ Thanks so much for the ride~~

Colonnello: It was nothing, kora!

Ai: *extremely sparkly eyes* A true gentleman~!

-pink smoke reappears-

Ai: Whoa. O_O Good thing I got Colonnello-san to put me down first or I'd have landed on my butt five seconds later…

Colonnello: Ah, I'm back, kora! –notices Lal's glare- What exactly happened while I was gone, kora?

Ai: -coughs- Ya don't really hafta know… Nothing particularly bad or irreparable happened… Let's just leave it at that. In fact, what happened can't even be counted as bad at all… And that IS the truth…

Reborn: You're the only one who thinks that way.

Ai: Sooo not! What, ya call what happened 'bad'? In what way? All that happened was that Lal-san got jealous!

Reborn: I suppose…

Ai: Next letter! From Zelfie-san!

Zelfie:

Wait. I'm sorry. D: I misspelled one of my questions.
i was asking Bel "How long he had the 'ushishishi" laugh?
._.;; And the faces above were: w_;;

Yuu: Yeah, I bet the first thing Bel said when he was born was "ushishishi".

Ai: No joke… I bet he must'a startled the living daylights out of his parents when instead of crying, he laughed… I can totally imagine that happening… I sure hope Rasiel-san didn't do the same thing or their parents would REALLY have gotten heart attacks… So… How long has it been? Bel-san~~

Belphegor: I don't know. Ushishishi~
Ai: H-How can ya NOT know?

Belphegor: Because I'm a prince~

Ai: Another unsatisfactory answer! ) Ya guys need to stop doing that, seriously! Ah, I've got it, it's because ya had it since a reaaaaally long time ago, long enough for ya to forget when ya picked it up, amirite?

Belphegor: If you already know, why are you still asking me, peasant? Ushishishi~
Ai: -anger vein- D-Damn you… Someone hold me down, or who knows what I'll do to this guy…

Tsuna: Weren't you the one who discouraged violence…? –sweat-

Ai: It's not my fault I have a short fuse…

Yuu: Calm down, Ai-chan!

Ai: R-Right… Breathe in, breathe out… Rinse and repeat… And it's the last letter of the day! Arencha glad? Oh, but there's still the Omake after this, though.

Tsuna: THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A SUDDEN CHANGE IN TEMPERAMENT TO BE ANYTHING LESS THAN SPLIT PERSONALITIES!

Reborn: Who got chosen?

Tsuna: That's not the most important part right now, right?

Ai: Take it easy, yo. You'll find out soon enough. From Lady Airashii Mentsu 67!

Tsuna: Quit ignoring me—!

Ai: Shh! Don't ruin the fun!

Lady Airashii Mentsu 67:

Oh shoot, I forgot something in my last thingy!
Yamamoto: Please, tell me all about you! Family, friends, likes, dislikes, allergies, and the like! Thanks and I'm awful sorry! Gomen Nasai -bows feverishly-
(Did I spell Gomen Nasai wrong?

Ai: No need to apologize, friend, for it is our job and our outmost pleasure to answer your question! Because we too want to know the answer!

Yuu: Oh, this will be very interesting! I'd like to know everything about Yama-niichan too! –squeals-

Ai: Seconded, thirded, fourthed! –pulls out a checklist- Let's get questioning, yes! XD Ready, Yama-niichan?

Yamamoto: Yep! Haha~

Ai: Please answer to the best of your ability, then! Family?

Yuu: -listens eagerly-

Yamamoto: Just my dad and I!

Ai: Your mom? O_o

Yamamoto: She passed away when I was young.

Ai: Ah. Uhh, umm, uhh… Sorry about that. –bows apologetically-

Yamamoto: Don't worry about it~ I kinda got over it a long time ago.

Ai: Still… I can feel bad about it, right?

Yamamoto: Why not? –laughs-

Ai: -mutters to self- Guy's way too laidback for his own good… Not that that's a bad thing, but as they say, moderation in everything… -sweats- Family, check. –marks a tick on checklist- Umm, friends?

Yamamoto: Well… everyone, I guess!

Ai: Can totally imagine that… -sweats more- Friends, check. Likes?

Yamamoto: -thinks- Hanging out with everyone, baseball, and sushi!

Ai: Simple-minded… Well, I can't hate that. Likes, check. Dislikes?

Yamamoto: Umm… Nothing in particular, I guess~

Ai: Laid-back to the extent that ya don't really care about wondering whether ya like or dislike something… Dislikes, check. Allergies?
Yamamoto: None! :)

Ai: Same. Allergies, or lack of, check. Okkei~ Done! And here's my professional opinion… -pushes imaginary glasses up nose- Ya're exactly the same as I am. Congratulations. –holds out hand to shake-

Yuu: Hey, I'm the same too! xD –squeals happily-

Reborn: You don't seem professional at all. And I find that hard to believe.

Ai: Well, that REALLY is how I am… Get used to it. And now that we're done~~

OMAKE CORNER THE THIRD!

Ai: Dum-da-duuuuuum~~~~! Here comes the moment of suspense, peoples~~ The Omake Corner, as Yuu-chan and I like to call it! Whose tapes shall be revealed this time? Hold your breaths, peoples! Just don't hold it for too long and end up suffocating to death.

Yuu: The results are~~! –drumrolls-

Ai: Reborn-san with 5 votes!

Yama-niichan with 1 vote!

Spanner-san with 2 votes!

Mukuro-sama with 2 votes!

Haru-san with 1 vote!

Tsuna with 1 vote!

Ai: This makes me really happy! –wipes at eyes dramatically- So many people actually turned in votes! And the overall winner, or maybe not much of a winner, more like a severely unlucky person, is Reborn-san! –cheers madly-

Reborn: …

Ai: This kinda makes me wonder, though… So many people voted for Reborn-san… Does that mean that lots of people like him, or is it the other way round? That so many people hate him that they want to embarrass him to death as soon as possible?

Reborn: Stop wondering. Or I'll shoot you. –points gun at Ai-

Ai: -shrugs- That's fine… Wondering's not actually gonna get me anywhere. Now… Time to expose the contents of your tape, yes? –pulls out laptop and Reborn's blackmail tape- Just insert the tape in here, and… -casually dodges a gunshot from Reborn- Saw that coming. SO PREDICTABLE~~ XDD Better luck next time~

Yuu: Is it ready yet?

Ai: Is now! For today, it shall be Audio type!

Yuu: Sit tight, relax, and enjoy the show!

Sounds from Ai's laptop: TYL!Reborn: "Now, prepare to die…" –hollow clicking sound- "…" –several more hollow clicking sounds- "Damn, don't tell me that kid I met on the street managed to steal my bullets… She certainly deserves her reputation of a master thief…" –muffled laughing sounds- "Shut up. I can still kill you. …Stop laughing!"

Ai: -stifled giggles- But to be honest, that wasn't really very embarrassing…

Yuu: Wait, there's more.

Laptop: TYL!Reborn: "Are you ready to surrender yet?" "Uhh, Mister, I'm not so sure I know what you're talking about…" "You can quit playing dumb with me now. I know that you're the mastermind behind the entire affair. My colleague's information told me that you would be hiding in the restaurant by the big lake." "Um, Mister, there are several other restaurants by this lake. Perhaps you're in the wrong one…?" "…" –sound of footsteps and a door creaking open- "Hm. Of course I knew that. I was merely questioning you as I wanted to ensure that my colleague's information was correct. It is. Think about it, how could an ordinary citizen like you possible be the ringleader of such a large conspiracy?" "W-Whatever you say, Mister…"

Ai: And that's all we shall be showing for today! –ejects tape and shuts laptop happily- No hard feelings, Reborn-san? I mean, c'mon, everyone's gonna have the contents of their tape showcased to everyone else at some point or another. Still, I wonder… The contents of your tape aren't exactly what people would kill for in order not to have them exposed to the whole world… They're embarrassing, sure, but not THAT embarrassing… In fact, I think Hibari-san's and Gokudera-kun's were way, WAY more embarrassing than yours.

Yuu: Uh-huh… Is it because he's supposed to be the best hitman in the world?

Ai: So, it's embarrassing because he's supposed to be a professional, and yet, ya mean?
Yuu: Yup…

Ai and Yuu: -continues discussing the contents of Reborn's blackmail tape openly-

Reborn: …It looks like the only way to resolve this would be to kill the both of you.

Ai: Uhm, not a good idea? The tapes aren't ONLY with me, ya know?

Reborn: Tracking them all down would be easy.

Ai: At one word from me, your tapes would be revealed to the public before ya can even blink… Ya still sure about this?

Reborn: I'd like to try it out first.

Ai: Hmm… Okay, all viewers! My usual closing statement, kinda… Don't forget to keep your letters coming, please! Your questions shall be answered, for that's the job of your lovely interviewers here, ohohoho~ And please continue to cast votes for any characters who have not yet appeared in the Omake section for their horribly embarrassing blackmail clips to be revealed!

Yuu: You know you want to see them! XD

Ai: Yup! Also, all previous votes shall be carried forwards! Meaning, take Tsuna for example… Right now, he already has one vote. If one more person votes for him, he'll have two votes, instead of the everything resetting back to zero. …Wait, I think I just made things more complicated… ARGH! Just know that all current votes will be carried forwards onto the next round of voting! Got it? Then… Jia ne~ -waves-

Reborn: Done talking yet?

Ai: Uh-huh… Yuu-chan, RUN AWAY! FLEE AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! AND DO NOT LOOK BEHIND AT ALL COSTS! IF YA DO, ALL YOU'LL SEE WILL BE THIS HUGE MURDEROUS AURA! NOW, RUUUUUU~~~N~~! XDDDDD

Yuu: Wait for me, Ai-chan! –starts running like hell-


A/N: WHOO~ Enjoyed it? Don't have much to say this time, hoho. Maybe that's cuz it's getting pretty late in my country right now.

Oh! I'd like to express my HUUUUGE gratitude to everyone who read this, even during my long absence! (I wonder if any of you wondered why I seemingly dropped off the face of the earth? O_O) Or any of my stories, for that matter. Ya guys know how to make a girl happy. And double cookies for everyone who reviewed~~! When I opened my inbox and saw this FLOOD of mails from everyone, I was practically going all sparkly-eyed with happiness. XDDD

Enough of my crap that I'm sure no one cares about, though. XD Send in more letters, please? :3 And votes! And I'll be a happy Ai-chan~~