April 2nd 2016
The Ruins of New York City
10:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"Kowalski do we have visual on the Super Death Beam," I said. "It's kind of hard to miss," Kowalski said staring at the massive gun with his binculors. "The Daleks want to use Earth as a launch point to speard chaos throughout the cosmos we can't not allow our planet to become a symbol of fear!" "The Daleks seem to be massing around the weapon," Kowalski said. "Well that throw out the direct attack option," I said. "I suggest a flanking attack, "Nigel said.
"Untie us you villainous puffins or I will call upon the full might of the North Wind!" a familiar voice shouted. We turned towards the central park zoo which now had…PIA banners all over it. "The North Wind needs our help chaps," Nigel said. "Another army is laying claim to our zoo! Not on my watch" I said. "why I outta…" Rico said. "It would appear so," Kowalski said. "Kowalski PIA beatdown options," I said. "Make a lot of noise and hope the daleks head this way?" "PIA wouldn't stand a chance…I like this plan," I said, "engage Operation Dalek magnet!" Rico hacked up some fireworks firing them off into the air. The fireworks got the daleks attention…unfortantely it drawed the puffins attention as well. The Puffin started to fire off their machine guns. As we dodged enemy fire the daleks heading en mass in our direction. "Kowalski more options!" "Run towards the puffins firing at us," Kowalski replied, "they won't be expecting that." "Tallyho chaps!" Nigel said.
WE contiuned to dodge the bullets as we ran towards the PIA position the daleks now directly behind us. "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate! Nothing must stand in the way of the successful deployment of the super death beam!" The PIA agents stopped firing unsure how to precede with a massive force of daleks staring them down. The daleks fired but for the moment they were focused on wiping out the PIA snipers. The Puffins started to panic as their comrades fell one by one beside them. They fired sporatically even thought they knew their bullets were uneffective against the daleks.
Their decision to switch to energy weapon came a second to late when a overwhelming number of special weapons daleks finished them off. A pile of feathers littered the ground though not a massive as the dodo incident. We managed to reach the part of the zoo where PIA was holding the North Wind. Some familiar tanks stood guard over the North Wind, "Oh come on they nicked our tanks," I said, "and do they really need all five of them." "They took the LARV too," Kowalski said. A small army of puffins stood guard over the puffins one puffin in particular amoung them. the puffin's signature weapon gave him away instantly. Before my men could hold me down I jumped out of our hiding spot and tackled the puffin. "Hans!" I shouted.
"Impossible that bomb was suppose to kill you!" Hans said. "You were the one you planted the bomb!" I said. "The meddling North Wind figured it out but we were expecting that…but you finding out we just can't have that." Hans turned to his officers who were bragging Kowalski, Rico, and Private from their hiding spot. "So you thought we were dead that give you full rights to use whatever you want from our arsenal!" "This tanks don't have you names on them," Hans said. "Actually they do say property of team penguin on the turrents," a puffin said. "Okay they do have your names on it," Hans said, "we were going to put them back."
"Oh really," I said. "But now you have to make us." Kowalski hit a button on the space time teleport and all the stolen vehicles disappeared in a flash of light. "There everything is back in the hanger," Kowalski said. "Well this is ackward," Hans said. And then the Daleks finally caught up with us, "You will come with us!" "We're the middle of something here," I said. "YOU WILL COME WITH US YOUR BE EXTERMINATED!" "good going skipper," Hans said, "now the daleks are ticked off at you." The White Supreme turned it's attention to the Puffin agents, "The Same goes for you!" "nice going skipper," Hans said.
The Daleks then forcefully escorted us, Nigel, The North Wind, and all fifty of the PIA agents including Commander Hans and brought us before the Super Death Beam. "It looks even more ominous up close," I said. "Behold the ultimate triumphant of the Daleks!" Emperor Dalek Sec announced "All Hail the Daleks!" all the daleks shouted. "With the Super Death Beam at our command the entire universe will come to fear this planet! Earth, The New Homeworld of the Daleks!" "don't you need to conquer earth in order to call it that," Classified muttered. "Once the humans of this planet witness the Super Death Beam's full power they will kneel before us!" The Red Supreme Dalek replie, "They will bow before the Daleks!" "This weapon will bring the human race to it's knees!" Emperor Sec said, "And the rest of the universe will soon follow!" "What are you going to destroy with that," Hans said.
"We chose manhatten as the first super death beam location for one reason," The white supreme replied. "What reason would that be," I said. Dalek-Jast moved followed and got uncomfortably close, "This island is the perfect spot to destroy the entirety of the british isles." "No!" Nigel. "And the entirety of Scandiniva" "NO!" Hans and the rest of PIA shouted. "And The Rest of North America!" "No!" Classified, Eva, Short fuse, corporal, Kowalski, Rico, Private and I shouted. "At the same time!" "how you only have…" A dalek ship suddenly took flight revealing the second super Death Beam which just happened to be pointed towards the mainland. Another ship took off revealing a third Death beam. A dalek went up to a control panel dropped the gaint hologram that hid the city sized Super Death Beam Array that surrounded the park.
"You can't do this," I said, "You can't!" "You have failed the earth," the red supreme replied, "and soon weapon arrays like this will be on every available acre of this planet!" "With entire galaxys in this planet's range we will conquer the cosmos in seven earth years!" A sea of laser defense turrents and hidden daleks filled the area between us, the dalek camp, and zoo and the rest of the array. "Activate the big three!" "Daleks listen to reason for at least once in your existence!" I shouted. The Death Ship hover overhead now armed with a super death beam of it's own and fired off it's laser cannons as a warning. "You can not stop the Super Death Beam!" And then the air filled with the one sound in the universe that could strike fear in the daleks.
"Alert! Alert! Alert!" a dalek announced, "TARDIS Detected!" "Correction multiple TARDISES!" "What is happening! Explain! Explain! Explain!" the red supreme shouted. a holoscreen with the "God" of all daleks appeared, "Destroy the Doctor! Destroy the doctor! Destroy the doctor!" the twelfth doctor voice filled the air, "Well when you put a massive array of giant guns where New York is supposed to be…you are bound to get our attention." "the twelfth doctor voice filled the air, "Well when you put a massive array of giant guns where New York is supposed to be…you are bound to get our attention." "You think you can stop us now daleks!" the eleventh doctor shouted. "Daleks of Skaro I'm afraid you forced our hand…No More!" The War Doctor said. "Now after everything I lost, everything you done," The Tenth Doctor said, "We have only one thing to say to you…" "WE going to wipe out every single stinking Dalek," The Ninth Doctor said. "Now that's an entrance," classified said. The Daleks and the laser defense turrent started to fire wildly at the different TARDISES!" "You should really do a complete scan before you start randomly firing," The twelfth doctor, "You never know who we brought with us."
The cyber-Tyrannosaurs rex and the Indomius Rex charged out of nowhere smashing thru the laser defense turrents. "Fire the cannons!" Lord Shen shouted further adding to the dalek's confusion. The eleventh doctor landed his TARDIS and held up a communication, "The Doctor to Danny Boy the Doctor to Danny boy see the three massive guns…take them out!" "Danny boy to the Doctor! Danny boy to the doctor! Acknowledged. "Failure is not in dalek nature!" The red supreme dalek shouted, "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exteriminate! Nothing must prevent our ultimate victory!" Strax and a bunch of sontarians teleported in and further added to the chaos by attacking. "You going to let a bunch of overgrown potato have all the fun!" Shen shouted, "Attack!" Shen wolfs and gorillas attacked. "Stop this at once!" The emperor shouted, "Obey your Dalek master! Obey your Daleks masters!"
Everything was chaos as lasers, missiles, and fireworks flew thru the air. A legion of cybermen transmited in with Rusty, Dalek-Cann and the rebel daleks. "Delete!" "Exterminate! Exterminate Exterminate!" "Daleks will be deleted!" "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" Explosions, deletes, exterminates, explosions, weapons discharging, and death cries filled the air as the battle seems to contiune to heat up. All the TARDIS's had landed and the doctors were pointing their screwdrivers all over the place. "We are the supreme beings! Exterminates all lifeforms! Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!" the white supreme dalek replied. Kai popped into existence in front of the dalek, "what was that about being supreme beings?"
"No time for pleasantries the daleks are finished," Shen shouted. "No matter what allies you bring Doctor the daleks will be victorious!" Dalek-they shouted. Astrid and stormfly appeared Hiccup and toothless right behind them making the dalek's day worst. "Stop them! Stop them all! The manhatten array must be protected above all else!" The Red supreme shouted. Elsa teleported in and blasted the Red supreme dalek in the eyestalk. "My vision is impared I can not see!" he shouted. Jack frost appeared above him and blast the dalek with his staff fully incasing the dalek in ice. The Flamethrower Daleks tried to thaw the Red supreme out but they meet the same fate. The Frost daleks instantly retaliated give Jack frost and Elsa a real fight. The Special Weapons Daleks just stood their unsure of what they should be doing. UNIT's valiant showed up and joined the fight and the intensity of the already intense battle skyrocketed.
"This can not be! This can not be!" Emperor Dalek-Sec shouted as dalek after dalek fell. And the Daleks fate was sealed when our friends of the monsters vs alien universe showed up. UNIT's Dalek slayer flew over head and further reduced the number of daleks. Before long the tattered remains of the once great dalek occupation force found themselves surrounded. But then the rest of the dalek race armada showed up numbering 1 million ships and 90 billion daleks. And they all fired at once wiping the entire army out aside from me and private. The Doctor lay dead as was the rest of the army. The Red supreme dalek now thawed out was victorious, "Fire the big three!" The Red Supreme shouted. All three of the big Super Death beams in Central Park Fired destroying great Britain, Scandiniva, and North America in five minutes. "Ready the Dalekfication chamber!" the red supreme dalek replied. The daleks readied a massive dalekfication chamber and started to pile the dead inside. We made our escape to our last resort, The zoo fountain, "Private I may not believe you story about this place…and I not one to turn to magic fountains as a last resort…but…this is our last chance."
"aye skipper," Private said going to grab a quarter. But before he could toss it in the fountain I got a face full of dalek death beam and hit the ground. Private's shouts of "Skipper!" was the last thing I heard before at knew no more…. (Private's POV) I looked at the still corpse of skipper, then the coin in my flipper, and then the fountain. The Daleks were now in range, "The last survivor of North America will be exterminated!" "Then that is the last thing you will ever do," I said tossing the coin into the fountain, "I wish none of this ever happened!" "Exterminate!" the daleks shouted as they fired but the beams of death and all of time suddenly stopped before time started to rewind erasing everything all the way back to the last day of World War Three. But all I saw was the Zoo and the Manhatten array disappear in a flash of light…
NEW TIMELINE ESTABLISHED
Penguin HQ, New York
May 31st 2016
11:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Private's POV)
I was a little dizzy after World War Dalek was wiped from history. Skipper and Kowalski noticed me in a pile of coins, "Be careful Private you just took a nasty hit to the cranum," Kowalski said. " "what's your name soldier," Skipper said. "Private," I said. "What's your rank!" "Private." "What's your secret hidden shame!" "Private!" "how many flippers am I holding up!" one," I replied. "He's fine," Skipper said, "For a second there I though you were going to blurt out some story that the fountain suddenly granted wishes…and that you wish that none of it ever happened came true!"
"Look at the TV!" Kowalski shouted. "What more war updates," Skipper said. "I am happy to annonce that War World Three is officially over," chuck charles annonced, "Russia and their allies China and North korea has surrendered! This act official ended a conflict that started September of last year. The Russian federation, China, and North Korea is due to sign the Treaty of Versaillies in Paris later this month." "Well chuck," bonnie chang said, "it looks like the world can finally breath a sigh of relief." "Yes my wish came true! None of it ever happened!" "Huh?" Rico said. "Okay…he's not fine," Skipper said, "Now Private tell us exactly what you mean by none of IT ever happened…"
2 hours of explaination later…
"I can't believe it!" Skipper said, "the Daleks built a massive arrary of Super Death Beam where New York is supposed to be! And Why would Kai and Lord Shen help us in any circumstances! Not even in Circumstances as dire as that!" "Any why were we just sitting around when watching during that battle," Kowalski said, "And Penguin MI6? Give me a break." "And why was the part about the North Wind from their prospective!" Skipper said. "So you just defeated the Daleks by making a wish," Kowalski said. "Yes," Private said, "and since your all alive it came true!" Kowalski looked at me extremely doubtful "now let me tell you what I think!"
2 more hours of explaination later…
"…so in conclusion the events you just experienced was just a a delusion created by the trauma caused by you're head injury mixed with the fear of the daleks returning to wipe us all out that you buried deep inside," Kowalski said. "I guess your right," Private said. "And even if the dalek ever attack again," Skipper said, "we will give them a run for their money…North Wind can eat their hearts out!" "What you need is a little fresh air," Skipper said. "We have an emergency!" Kowalski shouted, "Their having a animal intelligence organization award show without us!"
"What!" Skipper shouted, "they can't have a spy organization award show without the elistist of the elite!" "apparent they think they can," Kowalski said, "look at the North Wind smirking about their cleverness." "We going to prove to North Wind and everyone else that we're deserve an award!" "can't we just stay here until that reveal the winner the agent of the year award," I said, "My money's on uncle Nigel!" "Hmm…it's seem right after that award their going to award the Elitist of the elite award," Kowalski said, "and North Wind is one of the nominees." "We going to show the world who's the elitist of the elite or die trying! Now where is this Spy awards show!" Skipper said. "It's called The SECRET AGENT MAN awards," Kowalski said, "and it's in calfornia." "Boys we're going to…dramatic pause…calfornia!"
"but it on right now! We'll never make it," I said. "We crashed the Kid's choice awards I think we can handle this!" Skipper said. "IF we use the super-plane's warpdrive feature we could arrive in style!" Kowalski said. "Come on Private! We loading up the super-plane!" "Just a moment," I said. "ah! You need to use the little soldier's room I totally understand," Skipper said, "Be down in the hanger in fifteen minutes or I will courtmarshall you until your blue in the face!" Skipper, Kowalski, Rico rushed into the secret elevator and was gone. I took a deep breath and went to head towards the bathroom when Emperor Dalek-Sec appeared on the screen. "This is only the beginning! We will return! We will grow stronger! And when we return will we take our rightful place as the supreme power of the universe!" and it looks like the daleks remember the entire event…fantastic. "PRIVATE IF YOU ARE NOT DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!" Skipper shouted. "coming Skipper!" I shouted. "You may have defeated us but we will return! WE WILL RETURN!"
The End
