This one seemed funny to me really late last night and I'm hoping it sounds funny to you.

Prompt: Tooth/Teeth

Warnings: Not really that funny,

Characters: Hermione Granger and her family, Ron Weasley

Pairings: Ron and Hermione

Ron's heart was racing in his chest. He had agreed to meet Hermione's parents after they got their memories back and forgave her. He knew her father was something called a "dentist" he just didn't know he was THAT kind of dentist. The ones on muggle films with the drills and stuff. To say he was scared was an understatement. When they arrived at her parents house he almost had a heart attack. There were teeth EVERYWHERE. Why were there teeth everywhere? Why were they giant? Was Hermione's dad a giant dentist? What if he wanted to drill on Ron's teeth? If he was a giant dentist, did he have giant drills?! Yep. Ron was terrified.

"Heya there Don!" Hermione's dad greeted them as they walked in the door. Ron wasn't about to correct a giant dentist on his name. To be honest, he really just didn't want to open his mouth.

"Dad, it's RON" Hermione rolled her eyes. What was she doing? What if the giant dentist got mad at her for doing that?

"Hermione, what have I said about rolling your eyes?" OH NO "I don't care how old you are, I can still-"

"NO!" Ron screamed, tears streaming down his face. "I won't let you do it! Take me instead!" All conversation had stopped at this point.

"-ground you… Ronald what are you talking about?" The giant dentist was frowning at him. Why had he done that? Hermione was a big girl. She could take care of herself.

"Y-you were going to take her away to your "office" and use your giant drill on her mouth! You're a giant dentist! Why else would you have giant teeth?!" Ron was hysterical at this point. Then everyone started laughing. Why were they laughing? Didn't they know how dangerous that was? When was Hermione's dad going to bring out the giant drill?

"Oh, honestly Ron…" Well, when Hermione had explained it to him after he had freaked out a little more, he felt really stupid. But hey, it was something to tell their kids someday.

LOVE YOU ~LHH