Vaan and Penelo's Excellent Adventure
I don't own Castlevania or any affiliation to the game; I just had chosen to use one of the characters to add to this stories outrageous story line
"So, that is the amulet of twilight I've been seeking." Said the mysterious white haired man. "Well that took forever, next time I see Hammer he is dead!" He said as he double jumped then glided to the middle a palace court room. "Wait this isn't how Dracula's castle is supposed to look! Damn you Hammer, selling me no good maps that I can't read when they're in my inventory!" He exclaimed as he landed in what happened to be a make-shift Soap opera.
"Hey! You landed on and killed the person playing Alistair… Crane (the … is an inside joke), what exactly are you doing here mysterious white haired male Viera?!" Balthier inquired angrily.
"First of all I'm not a Viera, second of all why does everybody call me one, and third of all my name is Soma Cruz (Or Simon Cruz, I think my version of the game is an Americanized Japanese version)!" Soma shouted.
"Whatever, What are you doing in my palace Mr. Soma the male Viera?" Asked Balthier
"Stop calling me a Viera because I'm not… Wait what do you mean your palace?!" Soma asked distressed.
"Yes, my palace!" Yelled Balthier.
"What, you mean this isn't the game series Castlevania and this is not Dracula's castle? Soma inquired.
"I think your lost, so lost you aren't in your own game series, oh and by the way? Guards seize that insolent male viera!" Balthier yelled angrily.
"Time for this Reincarnation of Dracula to fly." Said Soma as he vaporized Guard Jen Eric and guard Expendable Doofus.
"Vaan don't you eat those berries!" Penelo yelled.
"Aww man, you let Foobar eat them!" Complained Vaan as he pointed at Foobar.
Wump! As Foobar falls over and adds a muffled "Kupo".
"Hey guys check this out! Some odd looking person is getting ambushed by five freewaymen." Said Jonas.
"What in Adrammalech's Name is a freewayman?" Cokie asked.
"See, when the first freeway was made some highwaymen were like "Hey let's be the first freeway men", soon after 5 of the original 8 got killed in a traffic accident the 3 remaining decided to kill the competition by telling them of the rewards of being freewaymen, and the trend soon caught on." Explained Jonas.
"Wow, what an unintelligent concept. Sounds just like something Vaan would do." Said Penelo.
"I'm bored" I said quite contently "If killing Basch wasn't enough, now I might just have to kill my jester!"
"My lord, if I may grovel to ask to make a suggestion?" Said Vayne my royal jester.
"You may but it better be a good idea or you're joining the pointless people section of the graveyard." I said happily.
"Why not bring back those you killed and then kill them again for the sheer enjoyment?" Inquired the jester.
"Fool that is stupid, wait I have a great idea maybe I should resurrect those I killed and for the sheer amusement slay them again!" I said with inspiration "But first…"
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Jester Vayne screamed said as I disemboweled him!
