Okay, wow! Most of you guys are great, but I've got enough drama in my life right now without this. I've debated just turning off notifications for reviews and not reading them anymore, but then I think about coming back twice a week to upload more chapters and shudder. It's a long road until the happy ending, and I admit my skin is a wee bit thin. In a case where I'm publishing a story for free, I'm getting "paid" in comments and this is a payment I'd rather not receive.

To that end... I am posting the whole story here in one big long chunk, not separated by chapters. Sorry about the inconvenience of that, but it's a big pain to save each chapter as a separate file and then convert it to odt format and blagh.

If you like this book, I do have two other P&P variations for sale. I want to thank the community here. You guys have been great. The book has done really, really well. I've sold so many copies. I'm really grateful to everyone who's taken the time to take a chance on me. I'm sorry I'm lame and can't handle the heat. Thanks again, you guys are all awesome!

Next chapter will be the rest of the book.