Alright then here is the next chapter of Officer Kitsune I hope everyone likes it

"Speech"

'Thoughts'

"Augmented speech (machines/gods/demon)"

Signs


Bumpy ride

"A training voyage?" Naruto asked glancing at Kiriko in surprise. "They're letting us on one?" he paused looking out the window "Could be fun."

"Right." Kiriko stated with a smile as the five of them gathered around the table for breakfast. "After all Seina-chan's at the second stage of body enhancement now, right?" she asked for confirmation. "Also, since Naruto is acting as Seina's guard he will be allowed on as well even though he wasn't given enhancements.

"And starting today I can finally participate in training." Seina declared happily.

Elma was a bit more concerned "But if Seina-kun goes into space…" she muttered remembering his run in before he arrived at the academy.

Amane shrugged it off "Don't worry about it." She reassured Elma as she bit into a sausage. "It's not really outer space; it's only a region just outside the border. It's a bunch of empty space so pirates would never bother going there." She explained though Naruto wasn't so sure. "Plus I'll be on board as the supervising instructor, and my pirate encounter rate is at 0 percent."

Naruto and Seina seemed surprised as Seina asked "Your encounter rate is 0?" he asked in wonderment.

Amane nodded her head "It's going to be pretty boring training." She informed them

Naruto smiled "Traveling with Seina is never boring." Naruto stated with a laugh. "I might actually get to fight someone."

"Don't get your hopes up Naruto." Amane countered waving him off.

"It's not a walk in the park." Kiriko admonished "I'll admit mine wasn't anything special though." She continued

Seina smiled "I'm happy just being able to go into space!" He admitted with a small smile on his face. "Had I stayed on Earth I don't think I would've been able to go into space!"

Naruto laughed "Happy just being able to go into space…eh?" Naruto asked patting Seina on the shoulder. "You should aim for a little more Seina."

"But since I do have the chance to go into space now, I hope I can make all kinds of interesting memories!" Seina declared happily.

"That has a double meaning." Naruto pointed out causing the women to blush. Seina, who didn't understand the meaning of Naruto's words simply tilted his head in confusion.

Naruto and Seina stood at attention on the ship they would be using as the training voyage "Ah it's Kiriko-san and the others." He pointed out Kiriko, Elma, Airi, and Mikami.

Naruto smiled and patted the boy on the shoulder. "Let's make them proud right?" he asked as Kenneth and Rajau nodded their heads.

Rajau was muttering something but Naruto didn't bother listening. Kenneth sighed "He's taking this way too seriously." He pointed out causing Seina to chuckle.

"Alright our first training voyage! Let's do this!" Seina pumped his fists into the air.

Kenneth sighed as he placed his hands in his pockets. "That hard-working attitude of yours won't last long." He mumbled disinterestedly.

Upon hearing a ringing sound the four boys looked up "All students are to proceed to their assigned training posts." The PA system announced as Naruto started walking towards his post.

"Come on Seina." He called back as Seina jogged after him. "Let's get to work."

NB started leaving "Well I got to go on my own path guys" he called out as he started leaving "I'll see you later." Flying off Seina watched in confusion.

"Busy?" he asked scratching his head.

"This is training?" Naruto asked in annoyance as he stamped various packages. "Feels more like a job then anything else.

Kenneth and Rajau laughed "At least it's easy." Kenneth pointed out.

"Tch who needs easy?" Naruto muttered under his breath.

"Here are the packages going to the Cyan planetary system!" Seina announced operating a type of forklift.

Kenneth glanced over his shoulder "He's really serious about this isn't he?" he asked Naruto who was on the verge of sleeping.

"Ah…he's just really happy to be in space. Earthlings can only dream about being out here." He explained Seina's enthusiasm pretty easily.

"That's Seina for you!" Rajau agreed the ringing of a bell brought everyone's attention to the PA system

"Attention, all students. Morning work is now over." Was the announcement. As the students all headed to the mess hall for lunch Naruto was accosted by a swarm of girls.

"Hey, aren't you the Kogan who beat up Tennan-sensei?" one of them asked as Kenneth and Rajau sniffed in disgust.

Naruto sighed "I'm not a Kogan." he muttered sadly "Kogans don' have these." He undid his illusion and showed them his tails and ears. "See?" he twitched one to show authenticity.

"KAWAII!" the girls all shouted at once as they began to rub and pet his tails and ears. "Oh you're so cute!" they cooed

"Hey, let me go!" Naruto cried out in surprise. "Stop it!" he tried again as he tried to escape. "Warriors are not CUTE!" he denied as the girls pushed in closer to him. Suddenly the ship began to shake as if it struck something. Using his tails to prevent them from falling Naruto urged to girls to find somewhere safer. "What's going on?" he wondered as he made his way to Seina.

"Students! This is your captain, Tennan Seiryo!" The pink haired man's voice rang over the PA system "Due to engine trouble, we are now performing emergency repairs in normal space." He explained causing some whispers to spread out through the students. "You will go to your rooms and wait for further instructions. That is all!"

Seina glanced at Naruto "Engine trouble?" he wondered.

"Tch…don't look at me Seina, with you around it could be anything." Naruto pointed out causing Seina to look at the ground in depression. "Cheer up we should be fine."

When they made it to their room Seina seemed even more worried "Do you think we'll be okay?" he asked his three roommates.

"It's not like he's telling us to evacuate, so it can't be that bad." Kenneth pointed out as he lazed around on his bed.

"But it is Tennan-sensei." Naruto reminded them. "He's kind of stupid."

"True." Kenneth agreed. "But as a teacher he should be placing our safety as top priority."

Naruto nodded in agreement "True, but he's an egotistical idiot."

"True."

Rajau tried to calm things down "Who knows, this might actually be another part of the training curriculum!" he said trying to steer the topic away from danger.

Kenneth closed his eyes in thought "It wouldn't surprise me." He stated after a moment. "I bet they'll have a mock pirate raid next or something."

Naruto snorted "Please like that idiot has the mental capacity to think up something like that." He muttered.

"You really hate Tennan-sensei don't you?" Rajau asked with a sweat drop on the back of his head.

The door opened revealing NB who was wiping his brow "So exhausted…" he muttered floating to the table.

"NB! You're going to get in trouble for wandering around on your own!" Seina shouted annoyed that his robot was acting on its own.

"Yeah…where were you, you perverted robot?" Naruto asked cracking his knuckles as his visage darkened.

NB ignored the ominous aura as he turned towards the screen "Time to check and see what kind of video I got." He announced

"H-Hey." Seina muttered as some sort of cord extended from NB into the screen. What are you doing NB?"

The picture of a girl changing suddenly appeared on the hologram monitor as Rajau and Kenneth clustered around Seina to get a better view. "This is…The girls' locker room!" Kenneth announced with awe.

"Don't tell me…That's a minor!" Rajau shouted as they all blushed. Naruto sighed as his fist twitched at his side.

Suddenly the ship began to shake again disrupting the video. "W-what in the world is going on?" Seina asked as he tried to stay on his feet.

Naruto grinned as he looked over his shoulder at his roommates. "Pirates." He answered "I guess I do get to fight today after all." He muttered cracking his knuckles. "I haven't been in a blood bath for a while now." He whispered as his grin turned manic.

"OH what a nice angle you can see everything!" NB announced having re-established video feed.

"WHAT!" Seina, Kenneth and Rajau shouted as they got up again.

Naruto scowled as he headed towards the door. "Hey Seina stay in the room I'm going out to meet them." Seina didn't hear him as he was entranced by the video.

"Attention students!" Seiryo's voice called out from the PA system. "We are locked in combat with an enemy pirate vessel. You will all remain in your rooms. You are absolutely not to go outside. That is all!"

Naruto glanced up "Feh, like that'll stop me." He muttered spitting out at Seiryo's orders as he wandered around.

"There's one!" a gruff voice shouted as bullets started flying. Naruto grinned "Oh…let's see if these small fry can keep me busy." He muttered before charging the two pirates. "Come on where are you aiming?" he called out tauntingly as he weaved around the shots with ease. Grabbing one of the pirates' face he slammed the man into the wall caving in the skull "Tch…too easy."

The other pirate freaked out "M-m-monster!" he shouted as he started firing rapidly. Suddenly his gun was jammed into his stomach as Naruto used it as a fulcrum to flip the man onto his back. Taking the man's gun Naruto flipped it around and fired point blank into the man's face.

"Was that all?" he asked shouldering the gun. "Come on pirates who wants to die next!" he shouted as loud as he could.

"Oh my god, he got Yukio!" he heard someone shout. Naruto simply grinned in response.

"Play time…" Naruto stared as a squad of five men opened fire on him. "Let's see if you guys last a bit longer than your buddies!" he shouted pulling the trigger.

The squad leader ducked behind a wall in an intersection of the hallway. "Shit what the hell is he?" he asked as his squad continued to attack. "Any luck?" he called out as his men ducked behind the other wall.

"No! We can't hit him!" one of them responded "he ain't human!" another cried out in despair shaking in his boots.

"Shit!" The squad leader cursed as he popped up from behind cover and began to fire. "I don't care how just bring him down!" He watched helplessly as Naruto simply stepped around his shots as if it were easy. Idly he noted his squad popping up to fire as well.

Naruto laughed, "Seems like you guys are better than your idiot comrades." He muttered as he dodged another shot. "But I'm done playing." Suddenly his laughter ceased as his face hardened. "Die." Casting the gun aside Naruto charged forward and pulled out two knives. He slid around the corner and grabbed the hem of the one of the squad members' vests and swung himself around driving his knives into two of the four henchmen. Capitalizing on the surprise attack he quickly dispatched the other two before turning towards the leader. "Your turn."

"HEY, SEINA!" He heard Kenneth and Rajau shout. Dropping the body of the squad leader he made his way over as the sounds of a gun fight died down.

"Where's Seina?" Naruto asked coming up to them as Amane ordered them to safety.

"We don't know!" Kenneth cried "He was chased away by Seiryo-sensei." Amane and Naruto glanced at each other. "We should go." She muttered as Naruto nodded his head.

"I'll go this way make sure no pirates make it to student areas." He stated breaking away from Amane.

"Tch they keep coming" Amane muttered as she took cover behind a wall. "Naruto!" she shouted in worry seeing Naruto walking towards her dripping blood onto the floor.

"It's not mine." He muttered as he danced around the shots and closed in on the shooters. "I am a being of war." He muttered as the two pirates started to back away in fear. "I am invincible to pitiful beings such as you." He muttered appearing next to them a sword in hand. "Die."

Amane ran up to him. "You're pretty good at this." She muttered looking away from the corpses.

"I've had practice." He muttered in response as they came up on NB. "NB…Seina's location…NOW!" he ordered startling the robot who quickly did as ordered upon seeing the faces of Naruto and Amane.

"Got it!" NB announced "Cargo bay!" Naruto nodded his head.

"I'm going ahead." He informed Amane. He suddenly dashed away faster then Amane was used to seeing someone run.

"He's fast." She muttered as she pointed her gun at NB "Do whatever you can to get Seina out of there safely!" she ordered as she looked around.

"SEINA!" Naruto shouted rushing into the cargo bay. "Tch Malfunction?" he muttered seeing the sealant gel machinery just spewing out gel.

"Another student?" A pirate with blue hair yelled as she strangled Seiryo. "What is with you and dragging your students into battle!" she screamed shaking Seiryo's head around until he fell unconscious.

Naruto ignored the comedy act as he noticed Seina and made his way over just as the unlucky boy cut his way out of the gel with a pocket knife. "Resourceful…good work Seina." Naruto nodded as he helped Seina to his feet.

"Thanks Naruto." Seina smiled as he received an incoming message.

"Seina-san, Seina-san can you hear me?" NB asked as Naruto looked around.

"NB?" Seina asked looking around.

"There's a panel Behind Naruto-san right?" NB asked as Seina looked over Naruto's shoulder.

"Yeah there is." Seina nodded.

NB seemed to sigh in relief "Could you open it and do what I tell you?" NB asked as Seina pointed it out to Naruto as he made his way over. "Naruto make sure nothing happens to Seina while he's working okay?" NB asked as he started giving Seina instructions.

Naruto nodded his head as the two conversed so Seina could do it properly. "Oi Tennan-sensei. You seem to be stuck." Naruto called out from his spot near Seina. "Sorry pirate lady, you have to be stuck next to an idiot like him."

She laughed "Well said!" she acknowledged "I am Komachi Kyo. Who are you student?" she called back with a powerful voice.

Naruto grinned "Namikaze Naruto…Since when do pirates have a sense of honor?" Kyo laughed at the question.

Seina stopped his fiddling as he turned to watch as NB took control of the system. "Eh, that boy is pretty good!" Kyo called out with a smile. "Unlike this guy!" she pulled Seiryo's hair waking him up a little.

Another vessel breached the hull as two of Kyo's men came out one holding a chainsaw. "Komachi-sama! Are you all right?" the one with the chainsaw asked.

"Yeah it's nothing much." She responded turning towards Naruto who stared at them with battle ready eyes.

"There he is!" more men poured out as they opened fired on Naruto who grinned and produced a shield from nowhere to take cover.

"Komachi-san your boys aren't very nice!" he teased "Keep them on a leash…or they might lose their heads!" the threat hung in the air as Komachi frowned.

"Idiots!" she yelled as the sealant system locked the guns to the floor. "Don't use swords or guns! Let's get out of here!" she yelled as the one with the chainsaw cut them out of the main gel portion.

"Boy! What's your name!" Kyo called out at Seina who was behind a pillar.

Seina glanced over "Yamada Seina!" he called back as Naruto put the shield away.

"Seina?" She asked surprised. "So you're the one everyone's talking about…" she muttered as she turned to Naruto. "That blood doesn't look like yours." She noted as her men hauled the cube she was still stuck in onto the cargo.

Naruto stared at her impassively "It isn't ." he admitted at length.

Kyo sighed "Watch out for a pirate by the name of Tarant." She warned them as she was carried into the ship "I'm telling you this in return for saving my life."

Naruto threw a small dart that hit Seiryo in the head knocking him out "I didn't want to listen to him talk." He stated seeing everyone's confused glances. "I hate that prick." He admitted easily since everyone was still confused.

Shrugging the pirates brought them into the ship and left. "Seina are you alright?" Amane called out as she ran into the room.

"A-Amane-san!" Seina called back with relief evident in his voice. "They took Seiryo-sensei…" he muttered sadly. Naruto grinned as did Amane.

"That's the best news I've heard all day." He muttered as Amane nodded her head in agreement.

"Naruto!" Seina gasped in horror.

"Ah…I mean…we will mourn his loss." Naruto stated facing away from Seina so that his shit eating grin wouldn't be seen.

"We have to go save him!"

Amane looked away "We can't in our present combat state!" she declared with false despair. "The students take top priority!" Amane continued before Seina could object. "Seiryo-sensei would certainly say the same thing…" It would have been a touching speech…had she not been smiling.

"You're smiling." NB pointed out in a dead pan voice.

"It must have been rough!" Kiriko said over dinner as the group recounted what happened during the day.

Amane glanced at Naruto. "For some of us maybe." She muttered sending a glance at Kiriko and Elma. "I underestimated Seina's bad luck." She admitted as Naruto sighed.

"You've been glancing at me every so often now Amane…what is it?" he asked as he set down his cup of wine.

Amane glanced at Kiriko and Elma who nodded "Naruto…how much experience as a soldier do you have?" she asked finally.

"Based on the time of my home world…twenty-four years worth of combat experience." He stated counting on his hands. "But if you go by galactic standard…a few thousand years." He admitted.

"No way!" Kiriko muttered looking shocked. "How can there be such a big difference?"

Naruto simply pulled out a watch.

"This is set to the standard time of my home world." He began showing them the date and time. "I ended up at Tenchi's house on September 13th on the year of Alexia at 8:00 in the morning" The watch displayed September 13th on the year of Alexia at 11:00 in the morning. "I've been with Tenchi and the gang for almost a year and a half before meeting Seina and coming out here."

"Considering the time you've been out here, that's about two and a half earth years you've been here!" Elma muttered in shock. "If you go by galactic standard…you're older then Seto-sama!"

"I know…she makes fun of me about that all the time." He grumbled.

"Being able to attract pirates like that..." Kiriko muttered bringing them back onto Seina. "It's almost like the legend of Lorelei isn't it?" Kiriko asked with a grin..

Elma tilted her head "Is that an Earth legend?" she asked.

Kiriko smiled "In it, sirens on an island would enchant and lure pirates with their singing, causing their ships to strike reefs and drown. It's that sort of story about evil spirits…"

"I heard about that once form Mihoshi!" Amane recounted causing Naruto to place his head on the table. "The one where a ghost asks for water in a ladle then sinks your ship too?"

"I just remembered something…" Naruto muttered causing the women to look at him in confusion. "I'm Mihoshi's uncle." Another awkward silence…

"EHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Naruto groaned "I know right?" he asked seeing dumbfounded faces from everyone else. "When Seina and I were picked up Mitoto asked if I was related to Namikaze Kaoru, he's my brother you see, so I said yes." He trailed off. "That's when she explained her connection to me."

"I can't believe it." Elma muttered softly "By the way…how is the GP's ship ghost feeling anyway?" she asked looking around.

"Seina-chan isn't an evil spirit!" Kiriko shouted in anger.

"I'm so glad Seina-kun was okay!" Elma muttered as the hours dwindled. It's too bad about Seiryo-sensei, but…" she trailed off.

Amane nodded her head with a smile "Such a sad turn of events…" she muttered

"Amane I saw that smile." Kiriko stated with a smile of her own. Naruto grinned as well as Amane tried to deny it. "The training certainly turned into a nightmare, didn't it?" she asked looking around.

"Mah…I guess you could say that." Naruto mumbled as he sat up. "I personally liked it…since I got to fight."

"Such a brute." Elma muttered softly.

"Oi…" Naruto muttered scratching his head. "I kept Seina alive didn't I?"

"Nah…he really enjoyed all the erotic action." NB stated with a grin. "An authentic account of the stormy space training voyage! Let's have a look!" The three women cluttered around the screen as a video of Seina, Kenneth, and Rajau came up as they were watching the girls undress on their own video.

"Damn, what's he doing in the middle of training?" Amane asked irritably.

Kiriko turned her attention on Amane "Amane! What in the world did you teach him?" she asked referring to Seina of course.

"I had nothing to do with it! That was all Seina…" Amane countered as she looked to Naruto for help.

"Don't drag me into this." Naruto muttered as he leaned back in his chair.

"If Seina-chan winds up as a perverted boy it'll be all you fault!" Kiriko continued as she barked at Amane.


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