Frank, Eddie, and Columbia were in a jail cell.
"Oh Frankie. It was a nice try." Columbia said.
"If Magenta and her brother don't get here soon, I will give them a whipping they will not believe."
"I hope nothing bad has happened to them..." Columbia said to Eddie.
"It's alright babe. I'm sure those two will come back to save us.."
Vienna walked by.
"Hmmm. Which one should I have first...eenie meenie miney moe." She said pointing at them. Her finger stopped at Columbia. She gasped.
"NO! Never! I won't!"
"Come with me, or I'll kill you."
"Do it babe. I'll be here when you get back." Eddie said.
"Oh Eddie."
Vienna opened the cell, and Columbia walked out. Vienna squeezed her arm around Columbia's waste while she locked the cell. They then walked away. Vienna led columbia to the master bedroom.
"So little groupie, What do you want to do first?"
"Nothing!"
"Come on, I know you can't resist me. I know you have slept with a woman before. That red head I took care of."
"What did you do to her?"
"Nothing. Why, do you think I should?"
Vienna stepped towards Columbia, and their faces were inches apart. Columbia was biting her lip.
"Look at you..." Vienna whispered. "So helpless..."
She then kissed Columbia square on the lips. Columbia couldn't help but kiss back.
Meanwhile Riff Raff and Magenta were walking back up to the road, hand in hand. Riff Raff took out the button.
"Charles, Gather up the ladies and send them over in one hour! And make sure they have weapons!"
"Got it Riff Raff."
"Who was that?" asked Magenta.
"A friend."
"Oh."
"Let's stop by the old place to get some supplies."
"I haven't been there in years."
The siblings quickly walked over to their home, which was a room in a small apartment. Riff Raff took out the keys and opened it up. It was just as they left it.
"Oh Riff. Our little love nest."
"Yes. I remember all the good memories. I remember when we moved our of our parent's house, and found this little place. I would always go out to work, and come back to make love to you."
"Oh Riff Raff."
Riff Raff walked over to the fridge and took out a beer.
"Riff! That must be years old!"
"I know that."
Riff Raff went over to the droors, and took out two lasers. He handed one to Magenta.
"Let's go save Transylvania."
Magenta nodded in agreement. They hurried back to the castle to see Spike, Charles, and the Transylvanian women.
"Spike?" Magenta asked.
"Maggie?"
They both greeted each other with a hug.
"Let's go save the prince." Spike said.
On the count of three, they burst in, shooting down every guard they saw. Vienna's Henchmen were easily outnumbered.
Riff Raff and Magenta ran over to the dungeon. They notcied one cell with people in it. Inside was Frank and Eddie making out.
"Uhhh...Master?" Riff and Magenta asked at the same time.
"Gah! Guys!" Eddie said letting go of Frank. "Frank was trying to comfort me because Columbia is with Vivi, then one thing led to another, and..."
"That's enough!" Genta, you free Master and Eddie, I will go after Columbia." Riff Raff said. He gave his sister a quick, deep kiss on the lips, then ran down the hall to the master bedroom door and kicked it open.
"VIEEENAAA BEEEEEFF, IT'S ALLL OVVAAAA!"
Columbia and Vienna were in bed. Columbia was licking Vienna's ear.
"Pshhh! That doesn't even rhyme!" Vienna said.
"RIFF!" Columbia said looking at him. She tried to get up, but Vienna grabbed, and pointed a laser at Columbia's head. Riff Raff pointed his laser at Vienna.
"Don't move, or the groupie gets it."
"Riff, HELP!"
"Don't worry Columbia, I'll get you out of this."
Vienna got out of the bed with a tight grip on Columbia, and started towards a door nearby. Riff Raff followed. Inside was a staircase up the main tower. Vienna hurried up with Columbia. Riff Raff quickly followed, and realized that he still had that bottle of beer. As Vienna was turnng away to run, Riff Raff threw the bottle at her head. She yelled in pain as Columbia elbowed Vienna and kicked her away. Riff Raff quickly ran up to Columbia as Vienna was running up to the higher levels. Columbia jumped and hugged Riff raff, and kissed him on the cheek.
"Oh Riff Raff. You saved me!"
"Yes well, we have to go after Vienna."
The two of them ran up to the very top of the tower, where Vienna was standing by a window. She walked onto a balcony. Riff Raff and Columbia followed. They went out side, to see Vienna on a balcony above them. To their shock, they saw Magenta and Frank tied by rope dangling over the edge.
"Let's play a game Riff Raff. Who should I spare? Your Master, or your sister.?
"Magenta." Riff Raff said without thinking.
"WHAT!" Frank yelled. "RIFF RAFF HOW DARE YOU!"
"You're the boss!" Vienna said as she cut Frank's rope.
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Frank screamed as he fell. He was caught by the Transylvanian women on the ground.
"Groovay! I think I died and gone to heaven!"
Back up on the balcony...
"Alright Vienna! Let my sister go!"
"Oh I'll let her go..."
"You're a hot dog but you better not try to hurt her, Vienna Beef..."
"That STILL doesn't Rhyme!"
Riff Raff shot a laser up where Vienna was. It didn't hit her, but she lost her balance, and fell from the roof.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" She screamed and flailed her limbs as she fell all the way down. The women caught her, only to proceed to beat her up, punch her and kick her. She was then handcuffed by Charles.
Back on the balcony Riff Raff was trying to save his sister.
"Riff Raff! Hurry up and save me!"
"I'm coming my darling!"
Riff Raff pulled in the rope, and helped Magenta up. He untied her, they kissed, and all three of them went down to the lower levels.
"Wait!" Columbia said. "Where's Eddie?"
"I don't know..."
They soon reached outside.
"EDDIE!" Columbia screamed reuniting with her boyfriend. Riff Raff walked up to Charles, who had Vienna in custody.
"Job well done Charles."
"You just wait." Vienna said. "You haven't seen the last of ME!"
"Right. Vivi. I am going to let Master decide what to do with you. Master?"
"Vienna Beef. For betraying your planet of Transexual, I hereby order you 50 years in my most deepest dungeon."
"You will pay."
"And Charles. For your bravery, and your commited help to our beloved planet, I give you the right to rule my castle while I am on earth. You will get your own office and everything."
"Goodness Prince Frank N Furter! You want me to stay...here?"
"Indeed I do. But, I am going to give you a parting gift..."
Frank leaned over and kissed Charles right on the mouth. Everyone was shocked, especially Charles.
"Uh...I...Uhh..."
"Shh Shh." Frank said puttinf his finger on Charles lips. "and of course you will need a princess to look after the castle by your side." he said turning to Spike.
Spike walked up to Charles. Shr tightly grabbed his behind. Charles nervously cringed.
"Oh I think we will get along just great."
"Okay Magenta! Prepare the Transfer beam! We are returning back to earth!"
"Goodbye! Goodbye!" Everyone said. Frank, Columbia, Eddie, Riff Raff, and Magenta warped back to earth, back to the castle.
"So...Who's hungry?" Frank asked.
Later that night...
"Oh Riff. I promise I will be more careful next time I go out." She said laying next to him in the bed.
"Yes well, just be on the look out for creeps next time."
"ha ha...Yeah..."
They were both quiet.
"Say Riff?"
"Yeah?"
"How does daddy sound?"
"What?...Daddy...Magenta...are you?"
Magenta nodded.
Meanwhile Columbia had trouble sleeping. She felt sick, and ran to the bathroom to puke. She gave herself a pregnancy test.
"Get ready for a new rec-...plus sign? I've never seen that. Oh no...NO! But how? Eddie and I haven't done it yet since...
FLASHBACK...
"Come on Riffy. Let's do it."
Riff Raff turned over to her.
"Columbia...I...I don't think I can do this. As much...as I want to."
"You want to?" Columbia asked a little surprised.
"Yes, but...I still very much love Magenta."
"I know you so Riff...and I will respect your decision if...you don't want to. I mean, we already kissed...so I don't see what this will do. And...I know Frankie sleeps with Magenta alot."
"I...know."
"So, would she be upset if you were to sleep with someone else. I mean...at least it would be me...someone she trusts."
"Well, I...I...I guess...we could."
"You mean it?"
"Yes. why not."
END FLASHBACK...
"OH...MY...GOD!"
To be continued...only one chapter left.
