Dear Joanne,

Stop having people steal my thunder!

C'mon, I'm supposed to be the sweet little orphan boy! Who gives two about Teddy Lupin?

You're horrible. You do realise now all the fans are all like "Oh my gawd, Teddy Lupin we love you, you're so sweet and orphaned! We hate Harry Potter now because he's a grown man. And he's fugly."

I wouldn't have minded if you had at least kept, like, one of them alive but c'mon, that's just copying me!

Plus, you give him special powers. I WANT SPECIAL POWERS.

You give him the fanbase of the tortured orphan boy without all of the hardship that I got? He's got like three families. I had none. Do you know how many fanfictions are out there with 'Teddy Lupin the amazing seeker' or 'Teddy Lupin and the Triwizard Tournament' or 'Teddy Lupin and the prophecy'?

Uncool man.

I'm supposed to be the boy who lived who's living off the glory of a stupid children's story that I had nothing to do with... Now he's the boy who morphed who's living off the glory of a stupid love story that he had nothing to do with!

HARRY FREAKIN' POTTER SOUNDS BETTER THAN TEDDY FREAKIN' LUPIN.

Well, that's one issue out of the way.

Here's another: Albus. Severus.

WHY?

Okay, the Albus I can understand but Severus?

Yes, he saved my life but he bullied me mercilessly for seven years! I thought saving my life was payment for that! So maybe I'd name like a dog or and owl after him but a child? No way.

Wait...

I've only ever had two girlfriends?

If you even count Cho?

I'm Harry Potter! You'd think I'd at least be able to snog some of the DA girls or, better, the Order of the Phoenix girls, wouldn't you? Chicks dig the whole tortured look. Just look at Malfoy.

WHY IS MALFOY SO LOVED AND DROP-DEAD GORGEOUS?

I wanna be loved and drop-dead gorgeous... I'm just short.

You're a mean, mean woman Jo and you play a cold-hearted game.

Fix it.

I'm Harry James Potter. Awesome is my middle name. You should do what I say.

From,

Harry Freakin' Potter.


A/N: A lot of you were requesting Dobby, and I will do him, I just have to figure out HOW. What would he complain about?

Dear Creation, Sincerely Creator is up now but it only has one chapter so far. I'm having more trouble with Cedric... I've got ideas for Remus, Sirius, Bella, Umbridge ect I just need Cedric...

Harry's OOC on purpose, by the way. So, thanks for reading and for all the reviews and if you favourite or alert would you be kind and leave a review too?