Well, here is the last chapter of The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew! It was really nice writing this for the seven months it lasted. But, before we get on with the story, I would like to thank all of these people who favorited my fanfiction: Gnat1, TheFortuneArcania, katieOot, madlink007, and radishesandspectraspects! Thanks you guys *passes enormous cookie* Thanks to all of those who followed ma awesome fan fic: Gnat 1, Skyward-Girl, TheFortuneArcania, Twili Princess Hyrule Queen, katieOot, madlink007, radishesandspectraspects, and thisplaceilove! Luv ya *hands out enormous cookies* And to all off those people who left me the awesome reviews: Raven34link, thisplaceilove, esmerelda, Guest, radishesandspectrapects, Madisyn, katieOot, madlink007, Gnat1, Skyward-Girl, LauParisi, and Impatatertot! Thank you guys so much! *passes enormous thank you cookies* Now, since all of my thankyous are over (you wouldn't have read them if I put it at the bottom), her is the next and final chapter of The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew!


Link rubbed his arms so much they turned polka dotted yellow and purple. "I need to find a way out of here!" he screamed at a reflection of Johnny Derp. Johnny Derp shrugged his metallic shoulders and started doing the chicken dance to his own beat.

A crack started to form in the ceiling, but because Link was too stupid to hear it happening, a large chunk of chocolate frying pan fell on his badminton eye, effectively knocking him out for a few squirrel days (minutes).

Link walked through the Ancient Cistern of Soup, trying out his new licorice whip on frogs and unsuspecting pedestrians. Suddenly he heard a very loud, very feminine penguin-type voice start to sing in his ear.

"LINK! CAN YOU HEAR ME, LINK? OKAY, GOOD." Link actually couldn't understand a single word the lady said, so he put his earphones in his ears and started listening to Skrillex.

"LINK, THIS IS LADY PENGUINTINA! AN ANCIENT ANCESTOR IS IN TROUBLE! YOU HAVE TO GO SAVE HIM, LINK! LINK! ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!" A chocolate piece of butter flew at his head, smacking him right in the forehead before plopping into the water.

Link took the ear buds out of his ears. "What the ploop was that?!" he asked a frog. The frog shrugged and started doing striped back-flips. Link snorted like a cow and put the ear buds back into his ears. Another frying pan hit his head, but Link dodged it with his mad flying horse ninja skills and barrel rolled into the water.

"LINK! YOU HAVE TO GO SAVE YOUR ANCESTOR!" Lady Penguintina said again. "LINK YOU-OH SCREW THIS!" A magical raincloud that smelled like farting rainbows came down from sugar heaven and grabbed Link's ear, pulling him up through the ceiling of the Ancient Cistern.

The unsuspecting pedestrians watched this all play out while eating Mario's hat. "Hattay asway osay eirday!" one said in Pig-Latin.

"…WHAZZITT?" her friend screamed.

A giant hole the size of a mouse broke open in the ceiling of the flipping ice cavern. Link looked up to see a giant pig butt fly through said hole and smack itself into a wall nearby. "Ermahgerd pig butt do you be okay?!" Link asked in horrible English. The pig butt shrugged its shoulders.

"Grandson!" said Link from Skyward Sword. "I have come to save you from this freezer! I will give you pancakes and boiled sausages on your trip back to—WAAH!" Link threw a frozen hammer at Link's hat.

"I will not be kidnapped by my own grandpa! It's illegal in most countries and Chihuahuas can't eat pineapples! Everydoggy knows this crud, AH DOI!"

After a few hours of throwing ping-pong balls and zebra shavings at each other, Skyward Sword Link managed to grab Majora's Mask Link's butterfly tunic and drag him back through the giant hole the size of a mouse in the ceiling.

MM Link clung on to SS Link's flying Ratwing, screaming about cream cheese and expired bagels singing in the rain. "SHUDDAP AALVEDDY!" SS Link shouted through a paper tube. "You're disturbing my jam!" He pulled a shaking jar of blueberry jam out of his pocket. "It's okay Jammy," he whispered in an evil doll voice. "I'll protect you with my life if I have to! I won't let the evil bunny hugs from under the bed get to you. I'll eat them if I have to!"

"Someone get me off of this freak train!" MM Link shouted. A giant boot came and kicked his tin can, hitting Link at the same time. "WAAAAAHHHH!" he screeched (he seemed to be doing a lot of yelling lately)

SS Link dove down on his Ratwing, catching MM Link's hair in his claws and pulling him on top of the radioactive animal. "AAHH! IT'S THE EXORCIST! PUT ME DOWN!"

"LINK!" Lady Penguintina sang in SS Link's ear. "GHIRADUDE AND HIS DEMENTED CRONIES ARE ABOUT TO ESCAPE INTO THAT AWKWARD LITTLE SPACE BETWEEN VIDEO GAME DIMENSIONS!"

"Is that bad? Are tacos bad? Why is soda illegal in some countries in America?" SS Link asked while sipping an espresso. MM Link had long since fallen unconscious from constantly being upside down and swinging like a drunken monkey in the air.

"YES,YES, AND TEETH. LINK THE PORTAL SHOULD BE RIGHT AHEAD OF YOU!" Lady Penguintina sang.

The Ratwing dove towards a purple mushroom floating in the air. Instead, of stopping in front of it, though, it went in head first through one of the giant white spots on its head. They ended in some swirly world of weird shades of purple and black-kind of like the background of the beginning theme for Regular Show.

"Are we in limbo?" asked MM Link, still hanging upside down from SS Link's Ratwing.

"Are we in heaven?" asked SS Link, also hanging upside down for no discernible reason.

"WILL YOU TWO STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS?!" Lady Penguintina screeched-sang in the two stupid heroes' ears.

"Not likely," they answered at the same time, snacking on some paintbrushes. Lady Penguintina groaned and pointed them in the direction of the evil polar bear guys, all of whom were floating in mid-air, gathered around a lumpy object sitting under a carp.

"NO!" Ghirahim yelled. "The button's go on the toucan, not the antelope!"

"Hiya bad guys! We're here to stop you and junk!" SS Link screamed at the top of his lungs. Ghirahim put on his troll face mask and pointed at the two idiotic heroes.

"U NO SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!" he said in a horrible Chinese accent. Some of the polar bear bad guys squee'd and ran for cover under the carp.

"We're here to stop you. Did I not just say that?" SS Link asked with big blue puppy-dog eyes.

"Well, you're not gonna stop me!" Ghirahim said in a sassy little girl voice.

"Yeah we are!" MM Link and SS Link said at once.

"Nuh-uh!" Ghirahim said, sticking his tongue out.

"Yuh-huh!" the heroes said. This went on for a few more hours (the entire time MM Link was eating a chili dog). Eventually, SS Link tried to pull the carp off of the top of the lumpy object, but Ghirahim threw such a tantrum that SS Link backed off and floated back to his Ratwing.

"You might as well give up now!" Ghirahim said, striking a not-so-heroic pose. "Because—"

"Why should we give up?" SS Link interrupted, making a face at Ghirahim.

"I was just about to explain," Ghirahim answered, licking a pickle. "Our monster-type thing is almost half-way ready! Now all we need are the polar-bear bad guys from Kid Icarus: Uprising to complete the other almost half! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!"

"This is bad. Weally weally bad…" MM Link said, close to tears. Ghirahim continued to cackle like a deranged maniac, all the while trying not to choke on his fish fillet.

"IS THIS THE END FOR LINK AND HIS CRAZY GRANDPA? WILL GHIRAHIM QUIT CHOKING ON HIS FISH FILLET? WELL, OF COURSE NOT! IT SAID SO IN THE LAST CHAPTER, SILLY!" Lady Penguintina sang/narrated.

MM Link looked up at the credits scrolling across the sky. "I guess this is really the end, then." Suddenly, he burst into tears. "I'll miss you, my adoring fans!" he said to a walrus. The walrus shrugged and started douggieing.

SS Link grabbed his grandson's shoulders. "Link stop!" he yelled in his face. "You'll only make it harder for the walruses! THINK ABOUT THE WALRUSES! Bwaaaaahhh!" SS Link started crying as well.

"What are they getting so emotional about?" Ilia asked a statue of will. . Shakespeare.

"It's the end of the world!" MM Link and SS Link cried together.

Elsewhere, on Skyworld…

"These are the people we're supposed to be fighting?" Pit asked, looking into the magical glass horse.

"Yep," Dark Pit answered. He put on a pair of shades.

"This is going to make and interesting fan fiction," Pit said, making a bread sandwich.

"Very interesting indeed," Dark Pit said in an Indian accent.


And that concludes our adventure of The Misadventures of the Legend of Zelda Crew! This chapter was more of a crossover htan anything else, and I got the idea of fish-fillet from listening to In Paris by Kanye West and Jay-z. Until I post The Misadventures of the Kid Icarus: Uprising Crew!

~AAx

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