EmmettBella

Whats up lil' sis?

Nm, Jc you?

Idk, my bff ROSE!(AN:lol ironic no?)

hahahahaha

I'm bored...HAHA! I just realized something hilarious

-raises eyebrow-

Your name...Bella Swan...its initials is BS!! LMAO!!

umm my name is Isabella Swan.

ooh...well my joke is funnier!

Whatever...I miss edward

I know Bella..we all know

what is it getting on your nerves?

And if i said it did..?

I'd kick your butt hahaha-OWWW!

Haha i have a toned ASS!

-grumbles about stupid vampires- WHEN'S EDDIE GONNA BE BACK?!

I now understand why human fathers get so angry about children saying 'are we there yet?'

Did you just insult me?

Maybe...Brb!!

Is just me or is this more of a text then a note??

BACK! and i brought -drums roll- ALICE!

-little bow- hi bella! sup?

Nm, Jc you?

Not again...

Haha idk my bff jill

-gasp- i thought i was ur best friend -pout-

-slaps self- i sorry. correction: idk my bff BELLA!

-everybody claps insanely- oh thank you thank you..oh stop it! lol

I believe Bella is about to ask a question in 5...4...3...

Not again...again...

1...

WHEN IS FREAKIN EDWARD ANTHONY MASEN CULLEN GONNA BE FREAKIN HOME?!?!

-Sigh- will it ever end?

Nope

AN:okay i got reviews but nobody gave me ideas. i need ideas! also more reviews will be faster updates -wink wink-