Oscar: "Where is sheeeee?"
Jaune: "What, who are you talking about?"
Oscar: "Ruby-ROOOOOSE, Need to find Ruby, to appease the voice, in my heeeeaaad."
Nora: "Ren, this kid is creeping me out."
Ren: "Get behind me Nora."
Ozpin's voice: "Oscar, you need to calm down."
Oscar: "SHUT UP GHOST OF OZPIN!"
Jaune: "What-I don't-"
Oscar: "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially you Ozpin."
Yang: "My arm can vibrate."
Mercury: "So can my cock."
Yang: "What? Seriously?
Mercury: "I'm all robot from the waist down."
Yang: "...Oh, well that's interesting."
Mercury: "Wanna give it a ride."
Yang: "...Maybe."
The Yellow trailer
Yang: "Alright who's next."
Junior's Henchmen 1: "Bitch, did you really just sneak into a nightclub underage, assault the owner twice, and now planning on using a firearm in a public establishment."
Yang: "That's right, I'm just that badass."
Junior's Henchmen 2: "...uh no...All of that is like...super illegal."
Junior: "That's it, I'm calling the cops."
Yang and Blake having sex
Sun: "Honey I'm home, what the hell?"
Blake: "Sun, this isn't what it looks like."
Sun: "Well it looks like you're cheating on me with Yang."
Blake: "Uhhhh?"
Sun: "But if its NOT what it looks like, then... OMG are we having a threeway?!"
Blake: O_O "Uhhhh"
Yang: "Oh yeah, that's totally what's happening right now."
Blake: "It is?"
Yang: whispers "It'll be fun."
Sun: "Sweet, you're the best girlfriend ever."
Yang: "Yeah she is, now give THIS pussy the dick and stick that plump tail in MY pussy."
Blake: "You planned this, didn't you."
Yang: "Maybe."
Jacques: "Honey I'm home, not that, that should matter."
Willow: "I slept with the butler again."
Jacques: "I don't care."
Willow: "I'm pretty sure one of our kids is Klein's."
Jacques: "Pretty sure they're all his."
Willow: "... I hate you."
Jacques: "I know."
Nora: "So you identify as a lesbian?"
Ilia: "Yeah, I can honestly say I've never found men sexual attractive at all."
Ren: "Hey ladies."
Nora: "Hi Ren, so anyways if you're into girls I could fix you up with Ruby. She's sing-"
Ilia: O_O
Nora: "Uh Ilia"
Ilia: "Okay I might be a little bi."
Nora: "Well then you might be a little dead."
