Oscar: "Where is sheeeee?"

Jaune: "What, who are you talking about?"

Oscar: "Ruby-ROOOOOSE, Need to find Ruby, to appease the voice, in my heeeeaaad."

Nora: "Ren, this kid is creeping me out."

Ren: "Get behind me Nora."

Ozpin's voice: "Oscar, you need to calm down."

Oscar: "SHUT UP GHOST OF OZPIN!"

Jaune: "What-I don't-"

Oscar: "I'M NOT CRAZY, YOU'RE CRAZY! Especially you Ozpin."


Yang: "My arm can vibrate."

Mercury: "So can my cock."

Yang: "What? Seriously?

Mercury: "I'm all robot from the waist down."

Yang: "...Oh, well that's interesting."

Mercury: "Wanna give it a ride."

Yang: "...Maybe."


The Yellow trailer

Yang: "Alright who's next."

Junior's Henchmen 1: "Bitch, did you really just sneak into a nightclub underage, assault the owner twice, and now planning on using a firearm in a public establishment."

Yang: "That's right, I'm just that badass."

Junior's Henchmen 2: "...uh no...All of that is like...super illegal."

Junior: "That's it, I'm calling the cops."


Yang and Blake having sex

Sun: "Honey I'm home, what the hell?"

Blake: "Sun, this isn't what it looks like."

Sun: "Well it looks like you're cheating on me with Yang."

Blake: "Uhhhh?"

Sun: "But if its NOT what it looks like, then... OMG are we having a threeway?!"

Blake: O_O "Uhhhh"

Yang: "Oh yeah, that's totally what's happening right now."

Blake: "It is?"

Yang: whispers "It'll be fun."

Sun: "Sweet, you're the best girlfriend ever."

Yang: "Yeah she is, now give THIS pussy the dick and stick that plump tail in MY pussy."

Blake: "You planned this, didn't you."

Yang: "Maybe."


Jacques: "Honey I'm home, not that, that should matter."

Willow: "I slept with the butler again."

Jacques: "I don't care."

Willow: "I'm pretty sure one of our kids is Klein's."

Jacques: "Pretty sure they're all his."

Willow: "... I hate you."

Jacques: "I know."


Nora: "So you identify as a lesbian?"

Ilia: "Yeah, I can honestly say I've never found men sexual attractive at all."

Ren: "Hey ladies."

Nora: "Hi Ren, so anyways if you're into girls I could fix you up with Ruby. She's sing-"

Ilia: O_O

Nora: "Uh Ilia"

Ilia: "Okay I might be a little bi."

Nora: "Well then you might be a little dead."