You people are in luck! I feel super random today!

Also, there may be a character death or too in here.

I think…

Just read it and decide for yourself!

DISCLAIMER: Don't own the Zim! Don't sue me!

Me: And welcome back!

Deadly: Listen, you WILL get in the sack! Its destiny!

Johnny: Screw destiny, you are nuts!

Yugi: They are still going at it?

Dib: Yep…

Deadly: GET IN THE SACK!

Johnny: NO!

Deadly: YES!

Johnny: I SAID NO!

Deadly: I SAID YES!

Johnny: I SAY STAB YOU!

Deadly: I SAY…Huh?

Johnny: (Stabs Deadly in the arm)

Deadly: OW! You jerk! (Stabs Johnny back)

Johnny: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)

Deadly: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)

Gaz: Stupid homicidal killers…

Johnny/Deadly: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)

Zim: Eh, shouldn't they die or something?

Me: Johnny can't die; he was kicked out of Heaven and Hell. And Deadly has some sort of crazy past involving science.

Johnny/Deadly: (Still stabbing each other)

Me: I find it very enjoyable!

Yugi: Well I don't!

Me: Let's bring in the next guest!

(A cat walks upright into the room)

Cat: Ello' mates, lovely day no?

Zim: A British talking cat! NOOOOO!

Gir: Its gonna eat me waffles!

Cat: No, no, I much prefer tuna.

Gir: GET AWAY FROM ME FEET! (Hugs feet) I love my tuna…

Cat: Right-o.

Dib: So, what world are you from? Are you an alien?

Yugi: More importantly, are you sane?

Gaz: Can you spontaneously explode?

Cat: Erm, no I can not explode. I think of myself as sane. And I was brought froth from the world of random!

Me: Kitty was a random thought from one of my reviewers! I shall name him Squiggly!

Squiggly: I like that name very much!

Zim: Zim is a much better name.

Squiggly: But it's an odd numbered name, that's bad!

Zim: BLASPHEMY!

Dib: This coming from a talking cat, it must be true.

Me: DANCE! YOU SHALL DANCE!

Squiggly: (Dances a tap dance jib)

Gir: WHOOOO! FUN! FUN!

Yugi: No of this seems reasonable!

Deadly/Johnny: (STAB, STAB, STAB!)

Yugi: And will you too stop already!

Deadly: (Arm falls off)

Johnny: (Eye is carved out)

Deadly/Johnny: (Still fighting)

Gaz: Oh, just die already!

Me: I know how to fix this! (Presses a button and a curtain drops so we can't see the fight anymore)

Yugi: I suppose that's one way…

Squiggly: (Dance, DANCE) Me mama was a cat! Me papa was a cat! I am a cat! DO THE CAT-CAT-CHA!

Gir: The kitty commands me… (Dances)

Zim: That horrible robot…

Me: ZIM! I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!

Zim: NOOO! Get away from ZIM!

Me: (Chases Zim)

Yugi: I WANT TO GO HOME!

Dib: (Sees a dismembered arm crawl out from behind the curtain and starts to dance with Gir and Squiggly)

Squiggly: The CAT-CAT-CHA! DO THE CAT-CAT-CHA! The song, IT COMMANDS YOU! DO NOT DISOBEY!

Dib: I need a vacation. Fast.

Dismembered Arm: (Starts to break dance)

Johnny: (Runs out from behind the curtain and picks up arm)

Dib: Um…

Johnny: Sorry about that. (Sticks arm back on where it's supposed to be and gets back to the fight.

Yugi: I will never unsee that.

Me: ZIM SMELLS MIKE MINT!

Zim: LIE! YOU LIE!

Random Announcer Guy: Today's episode is brought to you from Mint Aliens! Edible aliens in a jar! YUM! (Swallows a whole bottle of pills)