You people are in luck! I feel super random today!
Also, there may be a character death or too in here.
I think…
Just read it and decide for yourself!
DISCLAIMER: Don't own the Zim! Don't sue me!
Me: And welcome back!
Deadly: Listen, you WILL get in the sack! Its destiny!
Johnny: Screw destiny, you are nuts!
Yugi: They are still going at it?
Dib: Yep…
Deadly: GET IN THE SACK!
Johnny: NO!
Deadly: YES!
Johnny: I SAID NO!
Deadly: I SAID YES!
Johnny: I SAY STAB YOU!
Deadly: I SAY…Huh?
Johnny: (Stabs Deadly in the arm)
Deadly: OW! You jerk! (Stabs Johnny back)
Johnny: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)
Deadly: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)
Gaz: Stupid homicidal killers…
Johnny/Deadly: (Stabs, stabs, stabs)
Zim: Eh, shouldn't they die or something?
Me: Johnny can't die; he was kicked out of Heaven and Hell. And Deadly has some sort of crazy past involving science.
Johnny/Deadly: (Still stabbing each other)
Me: I find it very enjoyable!
Yugi: Well I don't!
Me: Let's bring in the next guest!
(A cat walks upright into the room)
Cat: Ello' mates, lovely day no?
Zim: A British talking cat! NOOOOO!
Gir: Its gonna eat me waffles!
Cat: No, no, I much prefer tuna.
Gir: GET AWAY FROM ME FEET! (Hugs feet) I love my tuna…
Cat: Right-o.
Dib: So, what world are you from? Are you an alien?
Yugi: More importantly, are you sane?
Gaz: Can you spontaneously explode?
Cat: Erm, no I can not explode. I think of myself as sane. And I was brought froth from the world of random!
Me: Kitty was a random thought from one of my reviewers! I shall name him Squiggly!
Squiggly: I like that name very much!
Zim: Zim is a much better name.
Squiggly: But it's an odd numbered name, that's bad!
Zim: BLASPHEMY!
Dib: This coming from a talking cat, it must be true.
Me: DANCE! YOU SHALL DANCE!
Squiggly: (Dances a tap dance jib)
Gir: WHOOOO! FUN! FUN!
Yugi: No of this seems reasonable!
Deadly/Johnny: (STAB, STAB, STAB!)
Yugi: And will you too stop already!
Deadly: (Arm falls off)
Johnny: (Eye is carved out)
Deadly/Johnny: (Still fighting)
Gaz: Oh, just die already!
Me: I know how to fix this! (Presses a button and a curtain drops so we can't see the fight anymore)
Yugi: I suppose that's one way…
Squiggly: (Dance, DANCE) Me mama was a cat! Me papa was a cat! I am a cat! DO THE CAT-CAT-CHA!
Gir: The kitty commands me… (Dances)
Zim: That horrible robot…
Me: ZIM! I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!
Zim: NOOO! Get away from ZIM!
Me: (Chases Zim)
Yugi: I WANT TO GO HOME!
Dib: (Sees a dismembered arm crawl out from behind the curtain and starts to dance with Gir and Squiggly)
Squiggly: The CAT-CAT-CHA! DO THE CAT-CAT-CHA! The song, IT COMMANDS YOU! DO NOT DISOBEY!
Dib: I need a vacation. Fast.
Dismembered Arm: (Starts to break dance)
Johnny: (Runs out from behind the curtain and picks up arm)
Dib: Um…
Johnny: Sorry about that. (Sticks arm back on where it's supposed to be and gets back to the fight.
Yugi: I will never unsee that.
Me: ZIM SMELLS MIKE MINT!
Zim: LIE! YOU LIE!
Random Announcer Guy: Today's episode is brought to you from Mint Aliens! Edible aliens in a jar! YUM! (Swallows a whole bottle of pills)
