So many reviews... my mind is blown away!

I got a review which I'm really thankful for. The reviewer was 'Razenhigh' and the review was illuminating XD (I say 'review' way too much). Anyway... just in case you're as ignorant as me, you should know the word "Shacked" or "Shaked" (as in the past tense of shake) doesn't exist. It's actually 'shook', duh! When I read it, I actually hit myself on the head.

But anyway, I thought that should be made public, and thanks a lot to Razenhigh for telling me that!

Sorry if Edward is OOC but I don't really know how to write him XD

Just My Imagination

Edward POV

"Okay, let's go wake them up." Alice said sweetly as she turned around. Her mind was flicking with ideas of vengeance, as was Rosalie's. Emmett was miles away thinking on how to beat Carlisle and Jasper… Jasper, as always, was complicated, especially when he was bombarding two humans with lethargy.

"Girls, we should stop. We managed to escape this time, but we ain't got a snow ball's chance in hell of doing it again." He said from upstairs.

"Jasper, don't be a wuss." Rosalie hissed at him.

"Great, it's like trying to argue with a fence post." He muttered to himself. "Edward, make them hear some reason, you know just as well as me, this is plain out STUPID." He thought. I sighed, he was right.

"It's going to fine." Rosalie answered.

"You're countin' your chickens before the eggs hatch, girl." Jasper answered with the same ferocity. "We're going to get caught with our pants down!"

"Oh, just shut up Jasper and do your part!" Rosalie hissed. Before any of us could stop her, Alice threw a vase, with flowers and all, to Rose's head.

"What the fuck?" She yelled.

"Don't speak to Jasper that way!" Alice yelled back. Rose was about to throw herself onto her but Bella, my Bella, grabbed Rose by the waist and restrained her. Emmett did the same with Alice.

"Okay, why don't we do this? We put everything back and act like nothing ever happened. She's going to think she's crazy, so we can annoy her and we lower the risk of Carlisle finding out until necessary." Bella suggested. Alice and Rosalie stopped fighting and wide grins appeared on there faces.

"Great idea, Bella!" Alice yelled.

"Finally some common sense." Jasper thought.

"Rosalie, you fix this floor and I'll do Carlisle's study." Alice ordered just as she began skipping and whistling towards the stairs.

"Does someone creep ecstasy in her food?" Rosalie thought as she stared at the spot were Alice had left. She turned around to look at me. "Seriously… some days I understand why the put her in the Looney house."

I shook my head. "She's just happy, Rose, that's all."

"Happy does not mean running around the house like freaking red riding hood."

"What are we going to tell Irene when she wakes up?" Emmett asked as he played with a football. "I mean, she's going to wonder what happened with all the time."

"Easy. She fell asleep." I answered with a smile and hugged Bella.

Irene POV

I never thought it was possible to feel so tired. Every inch of my body felt as if I had just climbed Mt. Everest and then ran a marathon. I couldn't open my eyes, even if I wanted to. Then, the feeling lifted off my body. I literally felt how every inch of my body was been freed. This was… odd. I got up and looked at the calendar next to the king sized bed.

Wednesday?

Hadn't I just lived that day? This had to be one of the kids' pranks. Slowly, I opened the closet. All my clothes were there. I went downstairs to find the six teenagers watching a movie.

"Irene!" Alice squealed. "Finally you're awake! You missed Carlisle!"

Could it have all been a dream? "Um… why aren't you at school?" I mumbled.

"There was a power cut in town, so we got sent back." Rosalie answered.

"If Esme were here, what would you normally do?" I asked them as I rubbed my head. They all frowned at my question.

"Well, we'd play baseball." Emmett responded looking a bit startled at his answer. Everybody narrowed their eyes at him. They played baseball? In this weather? There parents were obviously insane! And Carlisle was a doctor; did he really not know the harm this could do to them?

I noticed Edward discreetly mutter something in pure fury.

"In this weather?" I asked quietly. "Well no wonder you always look sick, what kind of a parent let's their children play outside in a thunderstorm?" I looked around and saw the teenagers scolding at me with hatred.

"Esme and Carlisle are the best parents anybody could ask for." Rosalie spat at me. Okay, so they're really defensive about their parents. I wondered briefly if the 'love' was because the literally bought them everything they could possibly imagine.

"We love Carlisle and Esme because they are always there, whenever you need them. If you have a problem they will do their utmost best to help you solve it and because they are our parents. Not just because they buy us every thing and anything we can imagine. They are the best parents anybody could ask for, so I'd suggest you keep your opinions to yourself until you actually know them." Edward said in a voice so icy cold he put the iceberg that sunk the titanic to shame.

Well, although this was anything than welcoming they were at least talking to me and not playing pranks, but had that happened? Everything seemed in order… nothing out of place, was it possible that I'd imagined it all?

I'd leave that aside for a more appropriate moment. Now, bonding time!

"So what do you guys want to study?" I asked them with what I hoped a warm voice. They looked at each other grinning, like if they were sharing a private joke.

"Fashion designer, I plan to take over Vogue and be their editor in chief." Alice said with a smile so mischievous I couldn't help but adore it. Well, at least that explained all the clothes, I wasn't justifying it, it was still stupid to have so many that if you put the total value of it together you could maintain a large country for fifty years.

I looked at the others as I sat down; glad we were FINALLY having a normal conversation.

"A doctor - like my father." Edward said his voice a complete contrast to what it had been less than two minutes ago.

"I want to be a farmer/mechanic!" Emmett said with what I was sure a patented childish grin. Rosalie stared at him, her expression amused with a perfect eyebrow lifted ever so slightly.

"What about you, Bella?" I asked her kindly. She stared at Edward with so much love I was sure it wasn't healthy, but when I looked clearly none of the couples looked at each other with what was a normal amount of love, instead it was obsessive, as if and neither could live without the other.

"I don't know." She finally answered, looking at me. Everybody rolled their eyes exasperated. Maybe she was she always this indecisive.

"Well I want to be a model for some time, and then I'm going to help dear Alice here with Vogue, because we both know it's going to be just too much for her." Rosalie said in a taunting voice. Dear Alice here simply stuck her tongue out at her and carried on flicking through a magazine which I supposed was Vogue itself.

"So many mistakes, so many… wrong models, wrong designers, wrong everything…" She mused to herself.

"And what about you, Jasper?" I prodded. He turned to look at me, surprised I'd addressed him at all.

"Well, Ma'am, I was considering joining the army, they are obviously mucking it all up and they need someone to put some order there." He replied with a small smile that told me he was hiding a bit of information. I blew it off as my own insanity.

"I've been meaning to ask this for a while, how come there isn't any meat in your refrigerator?" I asked, finally remembering the question that had being pestering my mind for a long while.

"Didn't Esme include it in the guide? We're vegetarians." Edward replied with a smile so discreet it barely existed.

I sat there for five minutes looking at them, trying to tell if they were joking or not. "Seriously?"

"Yeah, we believe eating animals is a monstrous thing and that they have feeling's just like humans, and that eating an animal would be like eating a person." Emmett replied in a voice so serious I knew he wasn't joking.

"Seriously?"

"Okay, lady, are you emotionally retarded or do you simply have the IQ of a pigeon?" Rosalie snapped at me exasperated. "So yeah, we're vegetarians, got a problem with that?" I shook my head. "Good. Now, are you going to say anything worth while our time because despite your bizarre beliefs we actually have much better things than to watch you gawk at us."

"Uh… I just thought we could talk, it say's in the guide that you do that a lot with Esme." I replied quietly back.

"Tell us about your family, Irene." Edward said with what seemed all the patience he could muster.

"Well, I've got three children; Samantha, Kevin and Matt. They're ten, eleven and thirteen. My husband, Anthony, gives Civics at the local high school." I answered, smiling at the memory of my family.

"And what are they like?" Bella asked no real interest in her voice.

"Well, they do chores,"

"Chores? God, I haven't done any of those in like over a century!" Emmett interrupted booming out laughing. "And I am seriously not exaggerating! Right Eddie Poo?"

They all laughed at his comment even though I honestly didn't get the punch line…

"You seriously don't help your mother with anything?" I asked disgusted, not able to believe they where laughing at the fact they let Esme clean the whole castle on her own. Could these children really be that spoiled? Well, we'd see at rule change…

Alice and Edward perked their heads up as if they'd just heard my thoughts. Man was this family weird.

"It's not like that, Irene." Alice patronized me. "In this household we are firm believers of one of Ghandi's golden rules: Be the change you want to see in the world. So if you want the house clean you can go clean it yourself, if you don't actually care then why bother doing it?"

"Hygiene?" I said taking a wild guess at why one would want to keep there house clean, but they just laughed again a sound that despite its perfection was really coming to bother me. New rule: No one gets to laugh… at me.

"Sorry, Irene, if you think we're laughing at you, but we just haven't heard people saying this kind of stuff in a while." Edward reassured me. Wait, had he just read my mind? A few days here and I already thought they could read my mind; I didn't want to imagine how mad Esme must be.

"Scratch that SexEd, I am laughing at her." Rosalie said in an insulting voice, that with all it's perfection only made me want to strangle her to see if maybe on hair would get out of place and she'd stop being so annoyingly perfect. I smiled at her as if I was amused and carried on picturing ways to throttle her. Edward was laughing louder and louder, louder than Emmett, as if he knew exactly what I was thinking. Okay, this was getting seriously freaky or maybe I was just loosing it.

"Yeah, and at the end of the week I give each three dollars." I commented. Now it was their turn to gawk.

"Wait," Emmett said looking at me as if I were some sort of serial killer. "You give them three dollars? What the hell can you buy with three dollars?"

"That is exactly the point, Emmett, this way I'm teaching them to save up and maybe if you'd explore outside your millionaire world you'd realize there are tons of things you can buy with three dollars." I replied satisfied. Jasper looked like he was about to burst about laughing.

"Yeah, Emmett, with three dollars you can buy a packet of condoms. You're an idiot for buying those that cost twenty." He said in a mock serious voice. They all looked highly amused at the comment, and despite the warm feeling that was washing over me I couldn't fight back the black that quickly blinded my vision.

Jasper POV

"Wait," I said quietly as I stared at Irene's motionless body. "Did she seriously just feint?"

I know, you want to kill me for taking so long… sorry?

R&R!