Hi! You know, Konan was really hard too! I couldn't think of an idea for her...T_T but the next chapter will be awesome. I promise!

Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto.


National Konan Day

Today is National Konan Day, all Konan fans Unite!


On one hand, I have blue hair dye that I stole from Konan a year ago. On the other hand, I have more blue hair dye that Konan gave to me for Christmas. What should I do with these? I guess I should use this. I went into my bathroom and started applying it. Bye Bye my beautiful brown hair. What should I do with the other dye? Give it back to her, or give it to her lover? Hmm...lover it is!

Luckily, Pein was in his office. Konan was somewhere in this world just not here. I walked in without bothering to knock.

"Hey Pein, hey Pein, hey Pein!"

"That's leader-sama for you!"

"Hey Carrot, hey Carrot, hey Carrot!" leader looked reaaallly irritated.

"Kirina, call me carrot one more time and I'll fire you then give you to Hidan!" Nooo thank you!

"Hey...Carrot?"

"GRRR...KIRINA!" Deep breath. "I WILL F-ING FIRE YOU!"

"Ok, Ok. Sorry, Awesomely, brave and hot Leader-sama!" Most of the things I just said were fake. Leader is certainly not brave, the Akatsuki learned that a week ago. Konan said she heard some squeaking at night and she wanted Pein to 'take care of it'. Well Pein did take care of it, but not without wetting his pants and screaming "MOMMY!"

"What do you want, Kirina?"

"Do you know what today is?"

"Friday August 19th, 2011."

"No, I don't mean that! I mean what holiday is it?"

"National piercings day?"

"Uh, no. I'm pretty sure that's next week. Today is: National Konan Day!

"Really! I have to prepare!" So he does care about Konan! Why is he muttering piercings?

"Uh, Leader what are you preparing for, exactly?"

"Why, National Piercings day of course!" Sweat drop. That was way off.

"No! That can wait till next week. " I pushed him toward the bathroom. "What's important right now is preparing for today!"

"But I don't want to!" He whined.

"Nope! I will not take this crap! You will dye your hair blue for your girlfriend got it?"

"She's not my girlfriend! I'm single and lots of hot ladies like me!"

"Stop denying it! Hot ladies? More like fat mommas! In your dreams! Now here's the dye." I handed him the bottle and pushed him in the bathroom.

About ten minutes later he came out, hair blue and styled.

"Ok leader, I have four words for you: You look like Sonic!"

"Shinra-" I covered his mouths before he could finish.

"Don't you dare Shinra me! I will get Deidara to bomb you to death then Konan will paper cut you and after that Kisame will slice you into ribbons!"

"Are you threatening your leader?"

"Yes, now come along little one. We have paper flowers to make!"

"No! You're supposed to fold the corner like this!" We were trying to make paper flowers for our hair. Thank you, YouTube.

"Like this?" I banged my head on the table.

"No, leader, you're stupider than Tobi!"

"I GIVE UP! SHINRA-" I covered his mouth again.

"Patience, we'll get this right."

Finally, twenty minutes later, we were done. Outside, Konan was looking for Pein..Is he in his office?...No. In his room?...no. Where could he be?

They really, were in Konan's room ready to surprise her.

"I think I hear her footsteps." Pein whispered.

"She's coming!" Konan opened the door.

"Surprise!" She jumped back.

"Kirina? And...Pein? Or did Sonic somehow jump out of his video game?" I snickered.

"No, it's Pein."

"O...kay. What are you doing with a paper flower in your hair?"

"It's National Konan Day." I explained. "It's a whole day dedicated to you! So we are going to be just like you."

"That sounds...great." She went over to her desk and sat in a chair. We followed and sat on the same chai.

"Leader! Move your big butt! I'm trying to sit here!"

"I'm the Leader so I should get to sit!"

"Would you two stop fighting and get your own chairs?" We were silent and grabbed our chairs.

"Sorry, Konan-chan." She sighed and took some paper out. We both took a piece too. She made a complicated dinosaur. That was too hard for me, so I made a crane. All Leader got was a crumpled piece of paper. Konan got up and so did we. She went to the kitchen and ate. We did the same. She went to the bathroom and that pervert Pein, tried to follow too. Konan turned around and punched him. He went flying and hit the wall next to me.

"Leader, are you okay?"

"I don't know. If I die, tell Konan I love her."

"So...she is your girlfriend?"

"No!" At that point, Konan came out.

"I'm taking a nap."

"I'm taking a nap." I said.

"I'm taking a nap." Pein who somehow was fine right now, said.

We all headed into her room and laid down on her single bed, which was meant for one person, not three. Her bed cracked under the pressure.

"Ugh! You two, come with me!" She pulled us to the bathroom and started washing my hair, all the blue came off.

"Why is the color washing off?"

"This was a one day thing." She started on Pein but his color wouldn't wash off.

"Pein, where did you get this?"

"Kirina."

"Kirina, where did you getting this?" I prepared to run.

"I stole it a year ago." I ran.

"Kirina! Those are permanent!"

"Haha, leader's stuck as Sonic forever!"

"PAPER CUT!"

"SHINRA-TENSEI!" For the first time today, leader got to use his move.


Finished! The next is about Pein, and I'm sure you'll like it! Sasori poll: four said he was drunk and one said it was because of his parents. I'd say he was drunkXD. Next poll is Konan. Bye!