Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)
The Mechanical Contrivium: Yami
1. The first American zoo was built in 1794, and contained only Yami.
2. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Yami.
3. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Yami.
4. Some hotels in Las Vegas have Yami floating in their swimming pools!
5. Yami nevere sleeps.
6. The Ancient Greeks believed drinking from Yami would bring eternal life.
7. Yami can't sweat!
8. Yami can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
9. The risk of being struck by Yami is one occurence every 9,300 years!
10. Never store Yami at room temperature.
