New chapter. Also, read my other story, Ticklish. WARNING: It's pretty much everyone having sex with Cat, with a "special" surprise at the end. Rated M. Check it out. Also, I'm going to have multiple celebrities come in this story now. You can request some if you'd like, but NO DISNEY! Or I'll have them get shot.
Cat was excited. Actually, that was an understatement. She was literally bouncing off the walls, driving Jade to the farthest corner of insanity. Jade finally had enough when Cat broke a lamp. She grabbed Cat's wrist, and pulled her out the door before anything else got broken. Cat started skipping, while Jade just walked, praying Cat wouldn't make her skip. Unfortunately, her prayers went unanswered.
"Hey, Jade! Skip with me!" Cat yelled, yanking on Jade's arm. Jade shook her head back and forth faster than you could say 'hell no!' Cat looked down to the ground, then back at Jade's face, with possibly the most adorable and irresistible puppy-dog eyes ever. Jade tried to look everywhere, everywhere except Cat's face. It didn't work. Soon, Jade found herself skipping (if you could call it that) with Cat, while Cat sang radio songs the whole way.
They finally made it while Cat was nearing the end of Bad Romance by Lady Gaga. Jade couldn't take the singing anymore. It wasn't the fact that Cat was a bad singer. She was great at it. It was the songs that made Jade want to rip out every strand of her hair. She was more of a screamo type of girl, and while Cat was more of a punk kind of girl, she still couldn't resist the sounds of pop artists. At least she's avoiding Justin Bieber, Jade thought to herself. That thought alone made her way happier. Well, at least for a few seconds. For at that moment, Cat started singing One Time, causing Jade to groan in agony. Suddenly, she saw a familiar face. Not a pleasant one, but familiar all the same.
"Tori!" Jade called out, relieved to see someone Cat liked. Cat stopped singing as Jade said this, causing Jade to sigh in relief. Cat ran up to Tori and hugged her, causing Tori to look at Jade and shrug apologetically. Jade felt herself grow a little jealous, but not enough to want to hurt Tori.
"Hey, Tori! I got cotton candy!" another familiar voice called out. Jade looked around for the voice, her eyes stopping on Andre, who was walking towards them with two cones covered in the pink fluff.
"Yay! Cotton candy!" Tori shouted, running up to Andre and claiming her treat. Andre laughed, before wrapping his arm around her waist. He finally noticed Cat and Jade standing there awkwardly, so he cleared his throat awkwardly, before addressing the two girls.
"Hey Cat…Jade," Andre said, giving the two girls a small wave. Cat waved back, whereas Jade rolled her eyes. Suddenly, Andre's smile turned to one of horror. He ran up to the girls quickly, causing Jade to take a step back, and Cat to give a little scream of shock.
"Did you guys smoke the stuff from the donut box?" he asked urgently.
"Yeah. Why?" Jade asked, seeming annoyed, which really wasn't unusual.
"That stuff was laced with acid!" Andre whispered-yelled.
"What!" Jade and Cat said simultaneously.
"Yeah, Andre. What?" Tori's voice cut through the air like a knife.
"Uh…nothing honey! Keep on enjoying your cotton candy!" Andre said, his voice a little higher, and wavering slightly.
"Uh huh, nothing my ass! Come on!" Tori said as she grabbed Andre's ear, and pulled him away, ignoring his protests of pain.
Cat and Jade exchanged glances with each other, before realizing what the possibilities were.
"So…let me get this straight," Jade said to her girlfriend. "We're jacked up on pot and acid, and we're at a carnival with a bunch of kids and prudish adults, right?"
"Yeah…," Cat said, biting her lip in worry.
"Oh shit," Jade groaned, a bit scared at the result.
"Well…at least this explains the fruit!" Cat said cheerfully. Jade looked at her like she was sprouting a penis out of her forehead. Cat looked down, ashamed.
Jade laughed, before grabbing her hand, and pulling her towards one of her favorite ride. "Come on. Let's go ride the ferris wheel!" Jade said happily, actually smiling for once. Cat squealed with delight as she followed Jade towards the hulking ride.
Upon arrival, the ticket guy tried flirting with both Cat and Jade, but they put him in his place. While the rest of the people were helping him stand up and getting him ice, the two girls got on the ride, hoping to get stuck at the top. Their prayers were answered, because the ride broke down, and their cart got stuck at the very top. While they were sitting up there, they heard a commotion from down below.
They both stuck their heads out of the cart, and were shocked to see many cops, including Officer Parr, surrounding the ride. There were numerous people shouting for someone to stop climbing up the ride. Jade and Cat couldn't see the person, so they just assumed they were down below somewhere. Suddenly, they're cart started shaking, and an intoxicated girl fell in the car. When she stood up, Cat gasped, recognizing her.
"Ohmigod! You're Ke$ha!" Cat practically shrieked.
"Yeah…Wait who am I?" Ke$ha asked, swaying slightly.
"You're drunk. Aren't you?" Jade asked her.
"Yeah…" Ke$ha said, laughing drunkenly.
"You do realize the cops are down there, surrounding the ferris wheel…right?" Cat asked the drunk girl.
"NO! THE POPO AREN'T GONNA SHUT ME DOWN!" Ke$ha screamed at them, before sticking her head out of the cart. "YOU HEAR THAT HOLLYWOOD? NO WAY IN HELL!" She then gave them the finger before climbing back in.
"You guys got any beer?" She asked, sounding excited.
"What? No! We're only 16!" Jade said, getting creeped out by this chick.
"WELL THEN FUCK YOU!" Ke$ha screamed at them. Suddenly, the white rabbit from Alice In Wonderland came hopping in the cart.
"Ke$ha! You're late! You're late! For a very important date!" the rabbit scolded.
"Gate?" Ke$ha asked, confused.
"No! Date!"
"Ate?"
"DATE!"
Ke$ha then fell backwards out of the cart, but luckily, she landed on Sinjin, so she wasn't hurt to bad. Jade cheered with the rest of the crowd, but not for getting Ke$ha down. She was happy Sinjin was dead now.
Cat giggled at this, and pulled Jade into a heated make-out session. Jade was happy to continue, ignoring the protests of the rabbit. Things got…er…hot and heavy, much to the rabbit's pleasure. We can't say the same for the crowd, who witnessed the rocking cart and heard the moans.
Oh the things that happen when you're on acid!
I didn't like this one as much as I thought I would…well…I hope you all like it! R&R
