Author's Note: I know! I know! It's been forever! And this chapter is like really short. But I'm out of ideas, I'm sorry. Please review. Pretty Please!
Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Disney or anything else you recognize.
Biebelicious: Be our guest! Be our guest!
TeenageDream: Put our service to the test
Biebelicious: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie
TeenageDream: And we'll provide the rest
Biebelicious: Soup du jour
TeenageDream: Hot hor d'oeuvres
Biebelicious: Why, we only live to serve
TeenageDream: Try the grey stuff
Biebelicious: It's delicious
TeenageDream: Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
Biebelicious: They can sing, they can dance
TeenageDream: After all, Miss, this is France
Biebelicious: And dinner here is never second best
TeenageDream: Go on, unfold your menu
Biebelicious: Take a glance and then you'll
MsFutureBroadway: Be our guest. Oui, our guest. Be our guest!
Biebelicious: Dude! Rachel, you ruined an awesome duet.
Puckasaurus: Were you guys seriously just singing Disney?
TeenageDream: Yes.
TechnicolorZebra: I thought it was adorable.
MrFabulous: Because it was adorable 'Cedes.
BrittanySPierce: I like that movie.
FinnIsCool: Don't dis Disney Puck, if I remember correctly when we were little you loved Tarzan.
TeenageDream: I used to love Mulan.
MrFabulous: Little Mermaid was the best.
TechnicolorZebra: No! The Lion King was the best.
HeadCheerio: I used to love Sleeping Beauty.
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Toy Story!
Wheels123: What about Pinocchio?
Pop&LockAsian: Dumbo and Aladdin are cool.
GavelGuy: Pocahontas for the win!
HeadBitch: Bambi is clearly the best, especially after what happened with Kurt and Ms. Pillsbury.
FinnIsCool!: "Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when the hunters shot you mommy." Barf!
MrFabulous: Hey! Not cool Finn, not cool.
FinnIsCool!: Everyone knows the story.
MrFabulous: No one from Dalton did.
HeadBitch: In that case, yo Warblers! Let Auntie Tana tell you a story.
MrFabulous: No!
HeadBitch: Lil' innocent Kurtie here, got drunk, mistaken our guidance consular for Bambi and then puked on her. Did I mention she has OCD so she went to the hospital to get four decontamination showers.
GavelGuy: Really?
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Oh gosh! Thats hilarious. We HAVE to talk Kurt into getting drunk again.
MrFabulous: Nope. I'm never getting drunk again.
GavelGuy: Blaine! Quick! Grab your dapper-ness and you puppy eyes.
TechnicolorZebra: And you call New Directions weird.
Wheels123: Preach!
TeenageDream: Any other secrets you have been keeping from us?
HeadBitch: Did he tell you he was on the football team?
TeenageDream: No.
HeadBitch: Cheerleader?
TeenageDream: Seriously?
MrFabulous: Yupp, helped the Cheerios win Nationals by doing a 14 minute Medley of Celine Dion in French.
TeenageDream: Amazing.
HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Klainebows! Yay!
HeadBitch: DId he tell you about his straight phase. He sang Mellancamp and made out with Britt.
BrittanySPierce: Kurt tasted yummy, and his hands are like really soft.
TeenageDream: And you got mad at me for my bi phase. Shame on you.
MrFabulous: I didn't care that you were bi, I cared that you were sucking face with Rachel and being all oblivious to that fact that I loved you.
MsFutureBroadway: Should I be offended?
MrFabulous: Yes.
MsFutureBroadway: In that case, how rude!
MrFabulous: Bah-humbug!
Puckasaurus: You all are getting boring. Say something entertaining.
MsFutureBroadway: You have nothing to fear besides fear itself.
TeenageDream: ... and spiders.
Biebelicious: You're scared of spiders?
TeenageDream: In my defensive their freaky! With their little eight legs, and lightning fast reflexes
MrFabulous: I can't believe you're scared of spiders. It's okay though, Finn is scared of them too.
Puckasaurus: Really? Thats pathetic Finn.
MrFabulous: Yupp, he screams like a girl whenever he see's them.
FinnIsCool!: Well you sing like a girl!
MrFabulous: -and I sound amazing!
TeenageDream: Way to be modest.
MrFabulous: Since when was I ever modest?
TeenageDream: True, true.
