Author's Note: I know! I know! It's been forever! And this chapter is like really short. But I'm out of ideas, I'm sorry. Please review. Pretty Please!

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or Disney or anything else you recognize.

Biebelicious: Be our guest! Be our guest!

TeenageDream: Put our service to the test

Biebelicious: Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie

TeenageDream: And we'll provide the rest

Biebelicious: Soup du jour

TeenageDream: Hot hor d'oeuvres

Biebelicious: Why, we only live to serve

TeenageDream: Try the grey stuff

Biebelicious: It's delicious

TeenageDream: Don't believe me? Ask the dishes

Biebelicious: They can sing, they can dance

TeenageDream: After all, Miss, this is France

Biebelicious: And dinner here is never second best

TeenageDream: Go on, unfold your menu

Biebelicious: Take a glance and then you'll

MsFutureBroadway: Be our guest. Oui, our guest. Be our guest!

Biebelicious: Dude! Rachel, you ruined an awesome duet.

Puckasaurus: Were you guys seriously just singing Disney?

TeenageDream: Yes.

TechnicolorZebra: I thought it was adorable.

MrFabulous: Because it was adorable 'Cedes.

BrittanySPierce: I like that movie.

FinnIsCool: Don't dis Disney Puck, if I remember correctly when we were little you loved Tarzan.

TeenageDream: I used to love Mulan.

MrFabulous: Little Mermaid was the best.

TechnicolorZebra: No! The Lion King was the best.

HeadCheerio: I used to love Sleeping Beauty.

HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Toy Story!

Wheels123: What about Pinocchio?

Pop&LockAsian: Dumbo and Aladdin are cool.

GavelGuy: Pocahontas for the win!

HeadBitch: Bambi is clearly the best, especially after what happened with Kurt and Ms. Pillsbury.

FinnIsCool!: "Oh Bambi... I cried so hard when the hunters shot you mommy." Barf!

MrFabulous: Hey! Not cool Finn, not cool.

FinnIsCool!: Everyone knows the story.

MrFabulous: No one from Dalton did.

HeadBitch: In that case, yo Warblers! Let Auntie Tana tell you a story.

MrFabulous: No!

HeadBitch: Lil' innocent Kurtie here, got drunk, mistaken our guidance consular for Bambi and then puked on her. Did I mention she has OCD so she went to the hospital to get four decontamination showers.

GavelGuy: Really?

HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Oh gosh! Thats hilarious. We HAVE to talk Kurt into getting drunk again.

MrFabulous: Nope. I'm never getting drunk again.

GavelGuy: Blaine! Quick! Grab your dapper-ness and you puppy eyes.

TechnicolorZebra: And you call New Directions weird.

Wheels123: Preach!

TeenageDream: Any other secrets you have been keeping from us?

HeadBitch: Did he tell you he was on the football team?

TeenageDream: No.

HeadBitch: Cheerleader?

TeenageDream: Seriously?

MrFabulous: Yupp, helped the Cheerios win Nationals by doing a 14 minute Medley of Celine Dion in French.

TeenageDream: Amazing.

HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: Klainebows! Yay!

HeadBitch: DId he tell you about his straight phase. He sang Mellancamp and made out with Britt.

BrittanySPierce: Kurt tasted yummy, and his hands are like really soft.

TeenageDream: And you got mad at me for my bi phase. Shame on you.

MrFabulous: I didn't care that you were bi, I cared that you were sucking face with Rachel and being all oblivious to that fact that I loved you.

MsFutureBroadway: Should I be offended?

MrFabulous: Yes.

MsFutureBroadway: In that case, how rude!

MrFabulous: Bah-humbug!

Puckasaurus: You all are getting boring. Say something entertaining.

MsFutureBroadway: You have nothing to fear besides fear itself.

TeenageDream: ... and spiders.

Biebelicious: You're scared of spiders?

TeenageDream: In my defensive their freaky! With their little eight legs, and lightning fast reflexes

MrFabulous: I can't believe you're scared of spiders. It's okay though, Finn is scared of them too.

Puckasaurus: Really? Thats pathetic Finn.

MrFabulous: Yupp, he screams like a girl whenever he see's them.

FinnIsCool!: Well you sing like a girl!

MrFabulous: -and I sound amazing!

TeenageDream: Way to be modest.

MrFabulous: Since when was I ever modest?

TeenageDream: True, true.